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Cheryl: So, thank you for the delicious dinner.
那么，謝謝你這頓美味的晚餐。
Ross: You're welcome for a delicious dinner.
不客氣。
Phoebe: Hey, what're you guys looking at?
你們在看什么？
Chandler: Ross and the most beautiful girl in the world.
羅斯和世界最漂亮的姑娘。
Phoebe: Yeah, come to papa.
對，到爸爸這兒來。
Ross: I know!
我知道！
Monica: Probably the only time I'll ever say this, but did you see the ass on her?
也許只有一次，不過我會一直這么說，但是你注意她的屁股了么？
Chandler: Where did you, when did you, how did you...How did you get a girl like that?
你從哪兒，你什么時候，你怎么...... 你怎么把這樣的姑娘搞到手的？
Rachel: Yeah, so what is she, like a...like a spokesmodel, or an aerobics instructor, what?
對，她是不是，比如車展模特，或者健身教練什么的？
Ross: Actually she's a paleontology doctoral candidate, specializing in the Cenozoic era.
實際上她是古生物學博士，中古時期專業好的，這聽起來像最簡單的領域。
Chandler: Ok, but that's, like, the easiest era.
好的，這聽起來像最簡單的領域。
Ross: I've seen her at work, but I always figured, ah-huh?
我和她在工作上認識，但我一直考慮...... 嗯哼？
But, uh, I made her dinner. We had a great time. And we're going out again tomorrow.
我請了她晚飯，我們在一起很愉快。我們約好明天一起出去。
Rachel: Well maybe she and her friends are just having a contest to see who can bring home the biggest geek.
也許只是她和她的朋友比賽，誰能帶回來最滑稽的小丑。
Ross: Fine by me, hope she wins.
我無所謂，祝她勝利。
Joey: Hey, we should have a contest. Yeah. See who can bring home the most beautiful woman.
嘿，我們應該也來場比賽，看誰帶回來的女生最漂亮。
Chandler: It's a good idea, Joe. We could call it life.
好主意，喬伊，名稱就叫“真實人生”。
Chandler: Hi. You guys have any wrapping paper?
嗨，你們有包裝紙么？
Phoebe: Oh! Is it for my birthday present?
是為了我的生日禮物么？
Chandler: Pheebs, it was your birthday, like, months ago.
你生日都過了1個月。
Phoebe: Yeah, but remember you said you ordered something special, and it just hasn't come yet?
好的，但是你應該記得，你答應過安排一些特別的，但是現在還沒有出現過。
Chandler: Well, I have a call in about that.
好的，我正在準備這個。
Phoebe: Ok.
好吧。
Chandler: Actually, this is for Kathy's birthday. It's an early edition of her favorite book.
實際上，這是為凱茜的生日準備的。這是她最喜歡的書的的早期版本。
Rachel: Oh, The Velveteen Rabbit! Oh my God, when the boy's love makes the rabbit real!
哦，《絨毛兔子》！我的天，男孩的愛會把它變成真兔子！
Chandler: Ok, but don't touch it, because you fingers have destructive oils.
好，別摸，你的手有油污。
Rachel: Huh. Well, then you'd better keep it away from Ross's hair. So this is pretty rare. How did you get that?
呵，好，那你最好拿它離羅斯的頭發遠點這應該非常罕見。你怎么弄到的？
Chandler: Oh, it wasn't a big deal. I just went to a couple of bookstores, talked to a couple of dealers...called a couple of the author's grandchildren.
哦，不算什么大事。我只是去幾家書店，問幾個書商...... 打電話給作者的孫子。
Rachel: Oh, honey, that's so sweet.
哦，親愛的，這真是甜蜜。
Phoebe: Yeah, and what a great way to say, "I secretly love you, roommate's girlfriend!"
對，一個偉大的方法去表明，我暗戀你，室友的女朋友！
Chandler: It doesn't say that. Does it?
這不代表這個意思，對么？
Ross: How do you think it's gonna look when you get her something incredibly meaningful and expensive and her boyfriend Joey gives her an orange?
你會怎么看？看起來你送她的禮物難以置信，意味深長而且價值不菲，而她的男朋友喬伊可能只送她一個橘子。
Chandler: Ok, all right, I'll just uh, make sure that uh, Joey gets her something really great.
好，我只是確認一下，喬伊會送她更好的東西。
Phoebe: It's gotta be better than that book. Oo! Like a crossbow!
會比這本書好，喔，就象弓！
Monica: Yeah, once again, I am sorry. Thank you. Bye. I just had to turn down a job catering a funeral for sixty people.
對，我再次說聲抱歉，謝謝。再見。我剛回掉了一件工作，給一個60人的葬禮提供飲食。
Rachel: Oh my God! What happened?
天哪，出了什么事？
Monica: Sixty guests.
是60個“客人”。
Ross: So, uh, why did you have to turn it down?
你為什么要推掉？
Monica: Because I don't have the money or the equipment to handle something that big on such short notice. I mean there's no way.
因為我沒有錢，也沒有設備在這么短的時間里準備這么多的東西。我是說，這不可能。
Phoebe: Wow, what is with all the negativity? God, you sound like Moni-can't, not Moni-can...
喔，怎么全都否定了？你聽起來象是"莫妮卡什么都不行"，而不是那個"莫妮卡什么都行"......
Moni-ca. Look, you know, you have been playing around with this catering thing for over three years. Do you want to be a caterer or not?
莫妮卡。你看，你已經做承包宴會這樣的工作大約3年了，你想成為宴會承包商么？你到底想不想當宴會廚師？
Monica: I don't know.
我不知道。
Phoebe: There you go, that's the spirit! Ok! Now, if you need money, I will lend you money, but just get moving!
對，就是這樣，精神起來！好的，如果你現在需要錢，我會借給你，不過你要立刻行動！
Monica: Really? Because I need like $500 for all the food and the supplies and stuff.
真的？我需要5百元來購買為全部食物，設備和原料。
Phoebe: Ok! It's worth it, if it'll get you moving. You haven't worked in months.
好，能讓你行動起來就值得，你都好幾個月沒工作了。
Monica: Well, you're not working either.
你也是。
Phoebe: Yes, but I'm doing this.
是啊，但是我可以放債。
Monica: Yeah, that'd be great! Thank you!
太好了，謝謝！
Joey: Hey!
嗨。
Everyone: Hey.
嗨。
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
我能借你公寓的鑰匙么？
Joey: Why?
為什么？
Joey: You can pee here!
你可以在這里尿啊。
Kathy: Ahahaha...haha. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
啊哈哈。我可以，當然，不好意思。
Chandler: It's ok, the duck's using our bathroom anyway.
沒問題，鴨子也經常用我們的洗手間。
Chandler: Hey Joe! What're you getting Kathy for her birthday?
嗨喬！你為凱茜的生日準備了什么？
Joey: We've only been going out for a couple of weeks, do you think I gotta get her something?
我們剛約會了幾個星期，你真認為我應該送她東西？
Everyone: Yeah!
要啊。
Rachel: Yes, you have to get her something, and it should be something really nice.
是的，你應該送她東西，送她非常好的東西。
Joey: Oh, I know..
哦，我知道了......
Rachel: And not one of your coupons for an hour of "Joey Love."
而且不是一小時"與喬伊做愛"的優待券。
Phoebe: Ooo, a crossword! Can I help?
填字游戲！我可以幫忙嗎？
Rachel: No! I'm sorry, honey, it's just that last week I got all but three answers and I really wanna finish a whole one without any help.
不！對不起，親愛的，上個星期我就只差3個答案了，而且我非常想自己完成它。
Phoebe: Fine. But you can't help me develop my new universal language.
好，但是你也不能幫我開發新的世界語。
Monica: Hey!
嗨！
Rachel: Hey, how'd it go?
嗨，怎么樣了？
Monica: Oh my God, it was the best funeral ever! I mean, everyone loved the food, and guess what? I even got another funeral for tomorrow.
天啊，這一定是有史以來最好的葬禮！所有人都喜歡這些食物，而且你猜怎么樣？我承包了明天的另一個葬禮。
the dead-guy-from-today's best friend. I mean, it is like I am the official caterer for that accident!
今天那個死鬼的最好朋友的。我是說，這件事讓我看上去象是職業葬禮承辦商！
Phoebe: Mon! I'm so happy for you!
莫！我真為你高興！
Monica: Thanks. Like, check out my new catering stuff. Look at this! I'm an omelet station! Omelet? Made to order!
謝謝。看看我的新設備。看這個！我是個煎蛋卷站！煎蛋卷？按秩序來！
Phoebe: I'll have one, please. Plus my money.
我也點一份，還有我的錢。
Monica: Oh. Well, I didn't realize that you needed it back right away.
哦。好的，我覺得你不是立刻需要它。
I mean, you told me to go and be a caterer. So I went. I beed. I mean, I...I used it to buy all this stuff.
我是說，你叫我當個宴會承包商。所以我做了，我的意思是，我......我把它們都花了，買了這些。
Rachel: Aborigine! ! Oh...no.
“原住民”！
Monica: But look- I got another job tomorrow, so I'll pay you back with the money I make from that.
但是，你看，我已經找到了明天的工作，那么我可以把明天掙到的錢還給你。
Phoebe: Oh. Ok. Woo, sorry I acted like a bank.
哦。好的。哦，不好意思，我表現的象個銀行。
Monica: Ok.
沒事。
Rachel: Aborigine! Oh, no, I tried that already.
“原住民”！不對，剛才就試過了。
Ross: Huh...
哦......
Cheryl: Um, would you like to come in?
哦，想不想進去？
Ross: Did homo-erectus hunt with wooden tools? {Is the Pope Catholic? }
直立人用木頭工具狩獵么？
Cheryl: According to recent findings!
最新證據顯示是的。
Cheryl: Here Mitzi! Here Mitzi!
過來米茲！過來米茲！
Ross: Uh, Mitzi is...
哦，米茲是......
Cheryl: My hamster. I hope she's ok, I haven't seen her in a while. Have a seat.
我的老鼠。希望她沒事，我有段時間沒看到她了，坐。
Ross: Uh...Oh hey, do you, uh...do you have any, um, Cinnamon Fruit Toasties?
哦，哦嘿，你，哦你有沒有肉桂吐司嗎？
Cheryl: What?
什么？
Ross: Well, I do! Why don't we go back to my place, light a couple of candles, break open a box of Cinnamon Fruit Toasties, uh...
好的，我有！為什么咱們不去我那兒，點上幾根蠟燭，打開一盒肉桂吐絲，嗯。
Cheryl: I'd rather not.
還是不要好了。
Ross: Oh, yeah, why not?
為什么？
Cheryl: Ok, um, don't take this the wrong way, but your place kind of has a weird smell.
好的，你別太在意，你房間里有一股怪味。
Monica: Oh, is everything in the car?
哦，東西都裝上車了？
Phoebe: Yes. Did you settle the bill?
對，你整理好帳單了？
Monica: No. I hate this part.
沒有。我恨這部分工作。
Phoebe: Oh. Aw. Oh, look what we almost left.
哦，看看我們差點還忘了什么。
Monica: No, that's not mine.
那不是我的。
Phoebe: Oh, all right. Oh! Look what we almost took!
哦，好吧。哦！看看我們差點拿了什么！
Monica: Excuse me, Mrs. Burkart? Well, we're all cleaned up in the kitchen.
對不起，巴卡特夫人，我們已經把廚房打掃完了。
Mrs. Burkart: Aww, good. Thank you.
很好，謝謝你。
Monica: Um, and, well there's just the...the the small matter of the um...
還有一件小事......
Mrs. Burkart: Dear?
什么事？
Monica: Just the matter of...payment?
就是......費用的事。
Mrs. Burkart: Jack used to handle the finances!
錢都是杰克在管。
Phoebe: You get it?
拿到了嗎？
Monica: No, but I made a widow cry! See you in hell!
沒有，但是把那寡婦惹哭了，我們地獄再見吧！
Rachel: You know what we should all do? Go see a musical.
你知道我們應該去干什么？去看音樂劇。
Chandler: Sure...
當然......
Rachel: You know which one we should see? The 1996 Tony award winner.
你知道我們應該去看誰？1996年托尼獎獲得者。
I mean that one's gotta be good. Do you happen to know the name of that one?
你知道那人叫什么名字么？
Chandler: I don't know...um, Grease?
我不知道，呃，格雷斯？
Rachel: No....
不是。
Chandler: Rent?
倫特？
Rachel: Yes! Rent!
對！倫特！
Chandler: Ok, so when do you wanna go?
好，那么你打算什么時候去？
Rachel: What? Oh, I'm sorry, I can't, I'm busy.
什么？哦，對不起，我不能去，我很忙。
Joey: Hey. Man, it is so hard to shop for girls.
天哪，女孩子的禮物真難買。
Chandler: Yes, it is, at OfficeMax.
是的，沒錯，尤其是去馬克斯商店（辦公用品連鎖店）。
Rachel: What did you get her?
你買了什么？
Chandler: A pen.
一支筆。
Joey: It's two gifts in one. It's a pen that's also a clock! Huh?
這是兩件禮物。這是支筆，也是個表！啊？
Chandler: Huh-huh! You can't give her that.
哈哈！你不能送她這個。
Joey: Why not?
為什么？
Chandler: Because she's not eleven! And it's not the seventh night of Hanukkah!
因為她不是11歲！而且這也不是光明節的第七夜！（在這一夜要玩尋找小東西的游戲）
Rachel: Ok, honey, what he means by that, is...while this is a very nice gift, maybe it's just not something a boyfriend gives?
好的，親愛的，他的意思是這應該是件非常好的禮物，應該是適合男朋友送她的。
Joey: Sure it is! She needs a pen for work, she's writing, she turns it over..."Whoa! It's time for my date with Joey!"
這當然是！她工作的時候需要筆，她寫字的時候，把筆轉過來，哇！到了我和喬伊約會的時間了！
Chandler: All right, look, look. What did...what did you get for Angela Delveccio for her birthday?
好，好，安琪拉。德爾維琪生日的時候你送的什么？
Joey: She didn't have a birthday while we were going out.
我們約會的那段時間沒有她生日。
Chandler: For three years?
整整3年？
Joey: Look, it's too late, and I got an audition. I can't shop anymore! I...
太晚了，而且我還要去參加選角，我已經不能再逛商店了！我......
Chandler: All right. I will go out and I will try to find something for her, ok?
好，我出去給她買件禮物，如何？
Joey: Thanks, man. And oh, while you're at it, could you get her a card?
多謝，兄弟。哦，既然你已經去了，能不能順便送她張卡？
Chandler: Would you like me to write her a little poem as well?
你是否希望我最好再寫首詩送她？
Joey: Or...just get a card that has a poem already in it.
或是買張印了詩的卡片。
Rachel: Oh, so it's a card but it's also a poem-holder.
那是一張卡片，也是一頁詩。
