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Phoebe: Tiger! Dragon! Iceberg! Joseph, did you even study at all last night?
老虎，恐龍，冰山！喬瑟夫，你昨晚有練習(xí)嗎？
Joey: Yes! Yes, I did.
我有啊！
Phoebe: Then do Iceberg!
那就把冰山做出來！
Joey: G-sharp.
升G。
Phoebe: G-sharp? Have you been studying the real names of the chords? Have you? Oh my God!
升G？你在偷學(xué)和弦名稱嗎？有沒有？我的天哪！
Joey: What? ! I-I didn't touch a guitar!
怎樣？我又沒有碰吉他！
Phoebe: No, but you're questioning my method!
但是你質(zhì)疑我的教學(xué)方式！
Joey: No, I'm not questioning it Phoebe, I'm saying it's stupid! What? !
我不是質(zhì)疑，我根本就覺得很蠢。什么？
Monica: Thank you.
謝謝。
Phoebe: You know, none of my other student, thought I was stupid.
其他學(xué)生都不覺得我蠢。
Joey: Your other student, was you!
你的其他學(xué)生就是你！
Phoebe: Yeah, well, you know maybe you just need to try a little harder!
那又怎樣，也許你應(yīng)該更用功！
Joey: Maybe I need to try a real teacher! Right here! Here!
也許我應(yīng)該找個(gè)正牌老師。這里。
Joey: Andy Cooper, he teaches guitar and look ooh, there's a nice picture of him with a little kid and the kid's got a guitar!
安迪古柏（音樂家），他在教吉他，這里還有他跟小朋友的合照。小朋友拿著吉他！
Phoebe: Fine! You go learn from your qualified instructor! But don't come crying to me when everyone's sick and tired of hearing you play Bad, Bad Leroy Brown!
好，你去跟你的專業(yè)老師學(xué)！等大家聽膩“壞蛋李洛布朗”你可別哭著來找我。
Rachel: "Baddest man in the whole damn town."
全城最壞的大壞蛋。
Phoebe: Oh, fine! Take his side!
好啊，你去幫他啊！
Monica: I can't wait to be with you! I'll sneak over as soon as Ross picks up Ben. I'll just tell Rachel I'mgonna be doing laundry for a couple of hours.
我好想趕快去找你，羅斯把小孩接走我就溜過去。我會(huì)告訴瑞秋，我要洗兩個(gè)小時(shí)衣服。
Chandler: Laundry. Huh. Is that my new nickname?
洗衣服？那是我的新綽號(hào)嗎？
Monica: Awww, you know what your nickname is, Mr. Big...
不是，你明知你的綽號(hào)是大雕……
Rachel: Arghh!
啊！
Joey: Would you stop looking at me like that? Phoebe was a terrible teacher.
別再那樣看我了，菲比是個(gè)爛老師。
Joey: I wasn't learning anything from her...Look I feel bad, too Forget it, we're going around in circles.
我什么都沒學(xué)到，我也很難過……算了，講來講去都一樣。
Joey: Go on, go on. Hello?
走開啦。喂？
Ross: Joey, it's Ross! I need some help!
喬伊，我是羅斯，我需要幫忙！
Joey: Uhh, Chandler's not here.
錢德不在。
Ross: Well, you can help me!
你可以幫我。
Joey: Ok.
好。
Ross: Listen, I'm in Elizabeth's bathroom...
我在伊麗莎白的浴室里……
Joey: Nice!
很好啊。
Ross: No, I-I got really hot in my leather pants so I took them off but they must have shrunk from the-the sweat or something or-or-or my legs expanded from the heat.
不是，我覺得皮褲很熱就進(jìn)來脫掉。結(jié)果它一定是遇汗縮水，或是我的腿因熱膨脹。
Ross: Look, I-I can't get them back on. Joey, I can't!
我現(xiàn)在穿不回去了！
Joey: Oh. That is quite a situation. Uh, do you see any like, powder?
這個(gè)情況蠻嚴(yán)重的。你有粉之類的東西嗎？
Ross: Powder! Yeah! Yeah, I have powder!
有，我有爽身粉！
Joey: Good-good, ok, sprinkle some of that on your legs, it'll absorb some of the moisture and then you can get your pants back on.
很好，把它撒在腿上吸汗，就能把褲子穿回去了。
Ross: Yeah, hold-ok, hold on!
好，等一下！
Ross: They're not coming on, man.
褲子還是拉不上來。
Joey: Uh...oh, oh, ok cut slits in the pants right? Then put them back on, go out there and tell her you're the incredible Hulk!
好，把褲子割破幾刀再穿回去，然后出去告訴她你是綠巨人。
Ross: Chandler's not there...huh?
錢德不在是吧？
Joey: Well that would've worked but all right, fine. Umm, you see any- uh- oh! Vaseline?
那樣真的可以，不過算了。你找得到凡士林嗎？
Ross: Ohh, I-I see lotion, I have lotion! Will that work?
我找到乳液，我有乳液，乳液行嗎？
Joey: Yeah, sure, throw some of that on there.
行，把它涂在腿上。
Ross: Hold on.
等一下。
Joey: Sounds like it's working.
聽起來有用。
Ross: They're still, they're still not coming on man and the lotion and the powder have made a paste!
褲子還是拉不上來，而且乳液和爽身粉糊成一團(tuán)！
Joey: Really? ! Uhh, what color is it?
是喔？什么顏色？
Ross: What difference does that make? !
什么顏色有差別嗎？
Joey: Well, I'm just - if the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and she won't know the difference!
如果跟褲子的顏色一樣，你就糊一條假褲子。她就看不出來了！
Rachel: Joey, do you have a minute?
喬伊，你有空嗎？
Ross: Dude, what am I gonna...
我該怎么……
Joey: Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out.
瑞秋來了，祝你好運(yùn)，讓我知道結(jié)果。
Rachel: Oh, Joey, I have such a problem!
喬伊，我遇到天大的問題！
Joey: Oh well, your timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place right.
你來得正好，我正在到處救火。
Rachel: Ok. Ok. Ok. Joey, I have got to tell you something!
好，喬伊，我得告訴你一件事！
Joey: What-what is it, what is it?
什么事？
Rachel: Oh my God, it's so huge, but you just have to promise me you cannot tell anyone.
天哪，這件事太嚴(yán)重了，但你得保證不說出去。
Joey: Oh no, no-no-no-no! I don't wanna know!
不要，我不想知道！
Rachel: Yes! Yes! Yes, you do wanna know! This is unbelievable!
你絕對(duì)想知道，太不可思議了！
Joey: I don't care, Rach! Look, I am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets and can't tell anyone!
我不管，我不想再當(dāng)知道秘密，卻不能說的人。
Rachel: What? What secrets? You know secrets? What are they?
什么秘密？你知道什么秘密？
Joey: And you're not supposed to be gossiping!
你不該八卦的！
Rachel: I know, I know! I just can't keep this one in, so I pick up the phone...
我知道，但這件事我憋不住，我剛才拿起電話……
Joey: I'm not listening to you!
我不聽！
Elizabeth: Ross, umm, you've been in there for a long time. I'm starting to get kind of freaked out.
羅斯，你進(jìn)去很久了。我開始有點(diǎn)害怕了。
Ross: All right, I'm coming out. Hey, can you turn the lights off?
好，我要出去了。你可以把燈關(guān)掉嗎？
Elizabeth: No, let's just leave the lights on.
不行，燈就讓它開著。
Elizabeth: Oh my God!
我的天哪！
Ross: I had a problem.
我出了一點(diǎn)狀況。
Joey: Hey, Pheebs?
嗨，菲比。
Phoebe: Oh, I can't talk to you! I don't have a fancy ad in the Yellow Pages!
我不能跟你說話，我沒在電話簿上登廣告。
Joey: Look, um, Pheebs, I just, I wanna apologize for, for saying your method was stupid and-and maybe ask you to be my teacher again?
菲比，你聽我說……我為批評(píng)你的教法道歉，我也想重新拜你為師。
Joey: And-and I promise, I won't touch a guitar until you say I'm ready. You really think I'm ready?
在你說可以之前，我絕對(duì)不碰吉他。我真的可以了？
Phoebe: Uh-huh!
嗯哼。
Joey: Wow! Cool!
酷斃了。
Joey: Was the chord at least right before it went down...
那個(gè)和弦彈對(duì)了嗎？
Phoebe: No!
不對(duì)。
Chandler: Oh my God!
我的上帝啊！
Monica: We heard about your pants, I'm so sorry.
我們聽說了，好慘。
Ross: This year was supposed to be great! Oh it's only the second day and I'm a loser with stupid leather pants that don't even fit!
今年應(yīng)該很美好才對(duì)！才第二天我就成了穿不合身的皮褲的遜人！
All: No, you're not a loser.
沒這回事，你不遜。
Ross: Look at me!
你們看我！
Monica: Hey, hey, look. Look Ross, Ben drew a picture of you! Huh? You're-you're a cowboy!
你看，班畫了你的畫像。你是牛仔喔！
Ross: Oh, be-because of the leather pants?
因?yàn)槲掖┢ぱ潱?/div>
Monica: See? Ben doesn't think you're a loser, he thinks you're a cowboy! I mean that's something.
班并不覺得你遜，他覺得你是牛仔，很棒吧。
Phoebe: Yeah!
對(duì)！
Rachel: It really is something; that's a very cool thing.
真的很棒。
Joey: Howdy partner! Hey-hey!
你好，伙計(jì)。（方言）
Ross: Maybe I should get another pair! Ooh, you know, they-they had some with the, with-with fringe all downthe sides.
也許我應(yīng)該再去買一條，他們有一些側(cè)邊有流蘇的。
Chandler: Pheebs, you may know this, you know strange things...what is the boiling point of brain?
菲比，這種怪事你可能會(huì)知道，腦漿的沸點(diǎn)是幾度？
Phoebe: I used to know this.
我以前知道。
Ross: I'm gonna go kiss Ben goodnight. I can't believe he thinks I'm a cowboy. I would make a good cowboy.
我去跟班說晚安。他居然覺得我是牛仔，我會(huì)是個(gè)好牛仔。
Monica: Ok, now that everything's wrapped up here, I think I'm, I'm gonna go do my laundry.
好，既然沒事 我要去洗衣服了。
Chandler: Oh yeah, me too. You know if the shirt is dirty. Yep.
我也是，如果這一件臟了的話。是的。
Phoebe: Ok, I'm gonna go too. I'm gonna go to the airport. I figure if I hang around there long enough, someone's bound to leave one of those planes unattended.
我也要走了。我要去機(jī)場(chǎng)，只要等久一點(diǎn)，應(yīng)該能逮到?jīng)]人管的飛機(jī)。
Rachel: Good luck, honey!
祝你好運(yùn)。
Phoebe: Bye!
再見。
Rachel: Hey, uh, Joey?
嗨，喬伊！
Joey: Umm?
恩？
Rachel: Remember that big thing I was gonna tell you about?
記得我要說的那件大事嗎？
Joey: Oh, no!
不不！
Rachel: I'm not gonna tell you, but if you found out on your own, that would be ok and then we could talk about it. Right?
我不會(huì)告訴你，但如果你自己發(fā)現(xiàn)，那就沒關(guān)系。我們就可以討論了對(duì)吧？
Joey: Well, then it wouldn't be a secret. So yeah, that would be ok. Yeah. Yeah!
那樣就不是秘密，的確沒關(guān)系。
Rachel: Yeah. Well. Hey uh Joe, would you mind going over to Chandler's bedroom and get that book back that he uh borrowed from me?
喬伊，你去錢德的房間，把我借給他的書拿回來好嗎？
Joey: Now? You-you want me to go over there now? I don't...
現(xiàn)在？你要我現(xiàn)在去？
Rachel: Hmm.
對(duì)。
Joey: Do you know something?
你知道什么嗎？
Rachel: Do you know something?
你知道什么嗎？
Joey: I might know something.
我或許知道。
Rachel: I might know something too.
我也是。
Joey: What's the thing you know?
你知道什么？
Rachel: Oh no, I can't tell you until you tell me what you know.
不行，你先說我才能說。
Joey: I can't tell you what I know.
我不能說。
Rachel: Well then I can't tell you what I know.
那我也不能說。
Joey: Ok, fine.
那好吧。
Joey: You don't know!
你才不知道！
Rachel: All right, how about I go over there and I will walk into Chandler's bedroom and I will see that thing that I think that I know is actually the thing that I think that I know!
不如我現(xiàn)在就去錢德的房間，就可以知道我想的確實(shí)沒錯(cuò)！
Joey: You know! !
你知道！
Rachel: And you know! !
你也知道！
Joey: Yeah, I know! !
對(duì)，我知道！
Rachel: Chandler and Monica? ! Oh, this is unbelievable! How long have you known?
錢德和莫妮卡？真叫人不敢相信！你知道多久了？
Joey: Too long! Oh, my God, Rach, I've been dying to talk to someone about this for so long!
太久了！天哪，我早就想找人說了！
Joey: Oh listen, listen, we can't say anything to anybody, they're so weird about that! Listen...
聽著，我們不能告訴別人，他們兩個(gè)好緊張……
Joey and Rachel: Yeah...Hey...Phoebe!
嗨！菲比！
Phoebe: Hey! It's raining. I don't like to fly in the rain. So...
在下雨，我不想在下雨天飛。
Joey: Oh, I am gonna go for a walk in the rain. Ha ha.
我要去雨中漫步。
Rachel: Ohhh, yeah, me too.
我也要。
Phoebe: It's weird. I bet they're doing it.
怪人。他們一定有一腿。
Chandler: Oh good, ok, look, I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore. So you win, ok? Here!
好，我憋不住受不了了。你贏，好嗎？拿去。
Chandler: Pheebs? Flying a jet? Better make it a spaceship so that you can get back to your home planet!
菲比，開飛機(jī)？不如開太空船回你的星球去！
Chandler: And Ross, phone call for you today, Tom Jones, he wants his pants back! And Hornswoggle? What areyou dating a character from Fraggile Rock? !
羅斯，有你的電話，湯姆瓊斯（六十年代英國(guó)歌星）跟你要他的褲子。荷斯瓦根？你跟木偶約會(huì)嗎？
