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Joey: Hey!
嗨！
Ross: No! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! You can have this back when the five pages are done! Ahh!
不行，等你寫完5頁才還你。
Danny: I had a really nice time tonight.
我今晚很開心。
Rachel: So did I.I'm really glad Monica asked us out.
我也是。幸好莫妮卡約我們出來。
Danny: I'd love to ask you in, but uh, my sister's visiting and I think she's asleep on the couch.
我很想請你進去，不過我妹來住我家，她可能睡在沙發上了。
Rachel: Your sister? Your sister's asleep on the couch? Ohhh! I saw her with you on the subway and now she'sasleep on the couch!
你妹妹？睡在沙發上？我上次看到你們搭地鐵，現在她還睡在你沙發上！
Danny's Sister: Oh, I thought I heard you.
我猜就是你。
Danny: Oh hey, great, you're up. Rachel, this is my sister Krista. Krista, this is Rachel.
太好了，你起床了。瑞秋，這是我妹妹克莉絲塔。克莉絲塔，這是瑞秋。
Rachel: Hi!
嗨。
Krista: Nice to meet you. I wish you'd told me we were having company, I'd fix myself up!
很高興認識你。你應該告訴我要帶朋友回來，害我穿得邋里邋遢。
Danny: Like it would help.
有區別嗎？
Krista: You are so bad!
你真壞！
Danny & Krista: You are!
你才是，你才是……！
Danny: You are so dead! I'm gonna get you.
你完蛋了，我要教訓你一頓。
Rachel: Uh, it was very nice to meet you.
很高興認識你。
Phoebe: Nobody! Nobody respects the bucket! You wouldn't believe what people put in here! Look! Ok, does this look like a garbage can to you?
沒有人，沒一個人尊重募捐筒。大家都丟些莫名其妙的東西，你覺得這像垃圾桶嗎？
Monica: No.
不像。
Phoebe: Does it look like an ashtray?
像煙灰缸嗎？
Monica: No.
不像。
Phoebe: Does it look like a urinal?
像尿桶嗎？
Monica: Eww!
呃！
Ross: So Pheebs, you're gonna go back out there or what?
菲比，你還要回去募捐嗎？
Phoebe: Well, yeah! But I'm not gonna take anymore crap. Ok? No more Mrs. Nice Bucket!
當然，不過我受夠了。再也不當募捐好好小姐。
Monica: Yeah, good for you. You know you're tough, you lived on the street.
加油，你在街上流浪過，夠悍。
Phoebe: Yeah, I'm gonna go back to being Street Phoebe.
我要當回街霸菲比。
Phoebe: Yeah! Oh but, you know what? I can't go totally back because Street Phoebe really wouldn't be friends with you guys. Sorry.
不過我也不能徹底變回去，街霸菲比不可能跟你們做朋友的。
Rachel: Hey, umm, can I ask you guys something?
嗨，可以問個問題嗎？
Monica and Ross: Sure.
當然。
Rachel: Uh, I don't have any brothers so I don't know, but uh, did you guys wrestle?
我沒有兄弟，實在不了解，你們會打來打去嗎？
Ross: Oh-oh, yeah.
當然會。
Monica: All the time. In fact, I was undefeated.
常常，而且我從沒輸過。
Ross: Uh, you weighed 200 pounds.
因為你以前200多磅。
Monica: Still, I was quick as a cat.
不過我還是跟貓咪一樣矯健。
Rachel: Well, I met Danny's sister yesterday, and uh that was actually the girl on the subway.
我昨天碰到丹尼的妹妹，就是跟他一起搭地鐵的那個。
Monica: Oh, you're kidding.
真的假的？
Rachel: And yeah, they were very you know...wrestley. But, I guess that's normal?
他們非常……會扭打，這樣正常嗎？
Monica: We don't, we don't wrestle now.
我們現在不會這樣了。
Ross: Yeah, not since I got too strong for you.
自從我長大變壯后就不打了。
Monica: Too strong for me?
長大變壯？
Ross: Yeah.
對。
Monica: You wanna go right now? 'Cause I'll take you right now, buddy! You wanna go?
你要比劃一下嗎？我可以立刻打敗你，信不信？
Ross: Oh, fine.
沒問題。
Monica: Ready? Wrestle!
預備！開始！
Rachel: Ok, you know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks.
這個嘛……很好，謝謝你們幫了大忙。
Chandler: Guys, come on! Let's go! The puck drops in 20 minutes! Come on, Joe!
趕快走，20分后就要開打了。喬伊，快點！
Ross: Joey's not going.
喬伊不能去。
Joey: I didn't finish my five pages.
我還沒寫完5頁。
Chandler: Well, why can't you finish them tomorrow?
明天再寫不就成了？
Ross: Because tomorrow he's redoing yesterday's pages.
因為他明天要修改昨天的5頁。
Joey: Yesterday's pages did not reflect my best work.
我昨天寫的有待改進。
Chandler: Why don't you cut him a little slack? Ok? Maybe if he relaxes a little bit, he'll get some more done.
別再逼他，讓他透口氣，搞不好會寫得更好。
Ross: I think he's been relaxing enough, thanks to you and Fireball.
他已經透夠多氣了，這都要感謝你跟大火球。
Joey: Dude, you think Fireball's relaxing, you obviously've never played.
玩大火球可是很緊張，顯然你沒玩過。
Chandler: The only reason you're doing this to Joey is because you're bored. Ok, it's not his fault that you're unemployed.
你拼命壓榨喬伊，是因為你自己沒事做。又不是喬伊害你失業的。
Ross: I am not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical!
我不是失業，只是進修中。
Joey: Look, look, guys, don't fight.
你們別吵架。
Ross: And the reason I'm doing this, is because I, am Joey's friend. And if you were a good friend, you'd bedoing the same thing.
我之所以這么做，是因為我是喬伊的朋友。如果你也是他朋友，就該學學我。
Chandler: Oh, so being a good friend means acting like a total jerk?
當朋友就得這么混帳？
Ross: If it does, then you're an amazing friend of mine.
要是真如你所說，你可真是我第一號好友。
Joey: Hey-hey guys, hey! How about we settle this over a friendly game of Fireball? Huh? I'll go unhook the smoke detectors!
別吵了，大家玩場大火球決勝負！我去拆掉防火警鈴！
Ross: How about we settle this right now! There! Now, no one's going to the game. Ha-ha-ha!
現在就做個了斷，好了，誰也不準去。
Chandler: I paid for those tickets!
門票是我買的！
Ross: No you didn't. You said you would, but you never did!
才怪，你每次都說要付錢，卻一次也沒做過。
Chandler: Oh yeah!
也對。
Danny: So, we finally get to the top of the mountain and airhead here forgets the camera!
我們終于爬到山頂，結果這個笨蛋竟然忘了相機。
Joey: Oh, you know that same thing happened to me one time.
我也發生過這種事情。
Chandler: When did that happen to you?
你什么時候發生過？
Joey: Don't you remember when we were jogging in the park, we saw that really pretty bird and I wanted to take a picture, but, I didn't have my camera!
上次我們到公園慢跑，看到一只小鳥，我剛想拍下來，發現竟然沒帶相機！
Chandler: Ok. First of all, chasing the Churro guy isn't jogging.
也對，不過追小販可不算慢跑。
Krista: Oh, this is so good you've got to try it.
超好吃，你一定要吃一口。
Danny: Oh, damn! I got it on my pants.
糟糕，褲子沾到了。
Krista: Here, I'll get it.
我來擦。
Krista: We'd better take these off upstairs or that stain's gonna set.
最好上樓換件褲子，否則以后洗不掉。
Danny: Yep. I wanted wear these on our date tonight.
而且我今晚約會還要穿。
Rachel: Oh, great!
真好。
Chandler: Ok, bye! Oh my God!
再見，上帝呀！
Monica: That was unbelievable!
不可思議！
Rachel: Ok, see? I told you!
看吧，我早說過了！
Joey: Yeah, wow, sorry Rach.
可憐的瑞秋。
Chandler: I don't believe they're brother and sister.
我不相信他們是兄妹。
Joey: They're brother and sister?
他們是兄妹？
Chandler: So I guess you're gonna have to cancel your date huh?
看來你得取消約會了。
Monica: And call their mother.
而且還要打電話給他們老媽。
Phoebe: Oh whoa-whoa-whoa! Wait a minute, open your hand, let me take a look. Quarter. Dime. Lint? Not interested in that. What's this? Canadian coin? Get outta here!
等一下，手張開給我檢查，兩毛五、一毛、線頭？不要。這是什么？加拿大硬幣？滾！
Phoebe: Whoa! No drinks near the bucket! Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution!
不準在募捐筒旁邊喝東西！先放在那邊才準捐款。
Phoebe: And you can leave the hurt bunny look over there too! Hi Bob! I thought I told you to get outta here!
少裝一副可憐兮兮的樣子。嗨，鮑伯！不是叫你滾了嗎？
Bob: Uh, Phoebe we've been getting complaints and uh, we're gonna move you to a less high-profile spot.
菲比，我們接到投訴，所以要調你離開。
Phoebe: What?
什么？
Bob: Umm, Ginger's gonna take over this corner.
以后這里由金杰負責。
Phoebe: That chick can't handle my corner.
這小妞才沒這能耐。
Bob: Look, either you leave, or we remove you.
你不走，我們就得趕你走。
Phoebe: Fine. All right, I'll give you one pointer. Look out for that bitch.
好。提醒你一下，注意那個臭婆娘。
Danny: Oh, hey Rach! I thought we said seven?
瑞秋，不是約7點嗎？
Rachel: Yeah uh, you know what uh, let's skip it.
今天就算了。
Danny: What? ! Why? !
什么？為什么？
Rachel: Umm, look, you-you and your sister seem to have umm, a very special bond, and...
你們兄妹似乎……非常要好。
Danny: Oh great! That special bond again! Why do women have such a problem with the fact that I'm close withmy sister?
太好了，又說這句話！我跟我妹感情好，又是哪里讓女人看不順眼了？
Rachel: Well, ok, look. I don't- listen, I don't know what's going on here but let's...
聽我說，我不知道事實真相……
Danny: Do-do you, do you have brothers?
你有兄弟嗎？
Rachel: No, I've two sisters. But one of them has a very masculine energy.
沒有，我有兩個姐妹。其中一個很像男人婆。
Danny: Are you close with them?
你們要好嗎？
Rachel: No, no, they're not very nice people.
沒有，她們不是好人。
Danny: Ok, listen, I really like you. Ok? I think this could go somewhere. So what if I'm close to my family, you're gonna let that stand in the way of us?
我很喜歡你。應該可以順利交往，我是跟家人感情深厚，別為了這個妨礙到咱倆。
Rachel: Well, uh, I don't know. See when-when you put it that way you know it does sort of...
我也不知道……如果你這么說的話……
Krista: Danny! Hurry up! The bath is getting cold!
丹尼快點，洗澡水快涼了！
Danny: What?
怎么了？
Rachel: Yeah, ok, I'll see you later.
我先走了。
Chandler: Oh hey! There's some kids playing in the street, you wanna go down there, give them a project, ruin their day?
路上有小孩在玩耍，你要不要去叫他們寫作業，毀了他們的一天？
Ross: Hey, if they have a ball maybe you can stick razor blades in it and teach them a new game, Gonna Need Stitches Ball.
如果你手邊有球，就可以插上剃刀，教他們玩“殺人球”。
Joey: Hey, guys! I was at the library all morning and I already finished my five pages for today!
我整個早上都待在圖書館，已經寫完今天的5頁了。
Ross: Hay!
嗨！
Chandler: Great! Now, we can go to the Rangers game! Last night!
好，我們可以去看，昨晚的騎兵隊比賽了！
Joey: No dude, Ross tore up the tickets!
不行，門票給羅斯撕掉了！
Ross: I guess when you don't have so many distractions, it's easier for you to focus. Huh?
沒有讓你分心的事情，就比較容易專心吧？
Chandler: Yeah or also when you don't have somebody breathing down your neck ALL THE LIVELONG DAY!
沒人整天跟在你屁股后面，也比較得心應手吧？
Joey: Yeah, well, that's fine, but the important thing is that I finished it. And uh, I think it's really good, but you know it'd really help me is if I could hear it. So, would you guys read it for me?
隨便你們說什么，重要的是我寫完了。而且寫得還不錯，不過你們幫忙念臺詞，才是幫大忙。可不可以幫個忙？
Chandler: Yeah all right.
好吧。
Ross: All right.
好。
Joey: Ok. "It's a typical New York City apartment. Two guys are hanging out." Ross
“一間普通的紐約公寓”，“兩個男人正在家里”，羅斯。
Ross: Hey man.
嗨！
Chandler: What is up?
有什么事？
Ross: About yesterday, I was really wrong. I am sorry.
昨天是我錯了，對不起。
Chandler: No, it was me. I'm sorry. I overreacted.
我才該道歉，我反應過頭了。
Ross: Maybe it was both of us, but we had our best friend's interest...But we had our best friend's interestat heart.
或許我們都有錯……反正我們都是為了朋友……我們都是為了朋友好。
Chandler: Could I be more sorry.
我更要說對不起。
Ross: I don't know, I am one sorry paleontologist.
我才是該道歉的古生物學家。
Ross: All right Joey, we-we get it. I'm sorry.
喬伊，我們懂了，對不起。
Chandler: I'm sorry too.
我也該道歉。
Joey: Oh no! No-no, keep reading! The good part's coming up. Keep going.
你們要繼續讀下去，精采的才要上場，繼續念。
Ross: I am sorry, Chandler.
對不起，錢德。
Chandler: I am sorry, Ross.
對不起，羅斯。
Joey: A handsome man enters. Hey! How's it going guys? I don't know what you two were talking about, but I would just like to say thanks to both of you.
“帥哥上場”。嗨！不知道你們在談什么？不過我要向你們兩位道謝。
Joey: You, you wouldn't let me give up on myself, and you, well you co-created Fireball. The end.
你讓我不放棄自己。你，你與我一起創造了大火球。“劇終”。
Chandler: This took you all day? !
這就花了你一整天？
Joey: No, no, this only took five minutes. I spent the rest of the day coming up with new, Ultimate Fireball. Ha-ha!
沒有，我只寫了5分鐘。其他時間都在寫“終極大火球”游戲規則。
Joey: Ok, it's a typical New York City apartment. Two girls are just hanging out. Go.
場景在一般紐約公寓，屋內有兩個女生。開始。
Monica: Hi, how are you doing Kelly?
嗨，凱莉，你好嗎？
Rachel: I'm doing just fine! God, Tiffany, you smell so great!
我很好！提芬妮，天吶，你今天好香！
Monica: It's my new perfume. Why don't you come closer where you can really appreciate it?
我噴了新香水，你過來一點才聞得仔細。
Rachel: Oh, you know Joey, you are sick!
喬伊，你這大變態！
Monica: This is disgusting!
真惡心。
Rachel: I'm not reading this!
我才不要念。
Joey: What? ! Wait-wait-wait! The handsome man was about to enter!
等等……那帥哥就要進來了！
