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Joey: What're you doing?
你在做什么？
Ross: I...reorganized the fridge. See, uh, bottom shelf: meats and dairy. Middle shelf: fruits and vegetables. And top shelf: expired products.
我重新整理過冰箱。最底下放肉跟奶制品，中間放水果蔬菜，最上面放過期食物。
Joey: Why are you doing this?
你做這個(gè)干嘛？
Ross: Because I am bored...Out of my mind. I've already been to the bank, the post office, and the dry cleaners.
因?yàn)槲覠o聊到快抓狂了，我已經(jīng)去過銀行、郵局、干洗店。
Joey: Dude, you just described seven days worth of stuff. You gotta spread it out a little, you know? Haven't you ever been unemployed?
老兄，你做完了我一周的工作。你要放輕松一點(diǎn)，難道你從來沒失業(yè)過？
Ross: Hey, I am not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical!
我不是失業(yè)，只是進(jìn)修中。（有安息之意）
Joey: Hey, don't get religious on me, ok. A guy in your position needs to be a little better at relaxing. You know.
少跟我傳教。你應(yīng)該練習(xí)放輕松。
Joey: Why do you think we have the comfortable chairs? Huh? Look, come here...sit down. Ready? Watch Ahh! And then Ohh, yeah! Huh?
不然我們家怎么會(huì)有安樂椅？過來……坐下準(zhǔn)備好沒？仔細(xì)看了然后……真好！
Ross: So what, we just sit?
就光坐著？
Joey: Ohh, no, no. We're not gonna just sit. Watch.
當(dāng)然不是，不只是坐著，看好了。
Chandler: Hello, Chandler Bing.
我是錢德·賓。
Joey: Hello Mr. Bing...I love you.
賓先生，我愛你。
Chandler: Alright, whoever this is, stop calling me! It's been six months! It's not funny!
不管你是誰，別再打了！你已經(jīng)騷擾我六個(gè)月了，一點(diǎn)也不好笑！
Joey: I can see you Mr. Bing. You look sexy in your new suit.
賓先生，我看得到你。你穿新西裝真性感。
Chandler: Leave me alone! For the love of God, leave me alone!
求你看在上帝的份上，別再騷擾我了！
Joey: And that's Wednesday. Ohh.
這只是周三的樂子。
Phoebe: Hey, you guys, guess what?
伙計(jì)們，猜怎么了。
Chandler: The British are coming?
英國人要打來啦？
Phoebe: Ohh, you and your ways. Since it's Christmastime. I'm gonna be one of those people collecting donations.
你的笑話真冷。圣誕節(jié)快到了，我要負(fù)責(zé)去募捐。
All: Ohh.
喔。
Phoebe: Yeah, I already have my bell and later on I get my bucket.
我已經(jīng)拿到鈴鐺，過幾天就能拿到募捐筒。
Chandler: Ohh.
哦。
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be out there spreading joy to the people. I mean, last year, I spread a littlejoy but not really enough. So, this year, I'm gonna do the whole city.
我要散播歡樂給大家。去年散播的不夠多，今年一定要讓全紐約都感受到。
Monica: You know, I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was very popular.
我有個(gè)高中同學(xué)也做了這樣的事，結(jié)果成了紅人。
Phoebe: That's weird. You're starting to sound a lot like Chandler lately.
怪了，你說話的口氣跟錢德越來越像。
Chandler & Monica: That is so not true.
胡說八道。
Joey: So Pheebs, where are you doing all your bell ringing?
菲比，你要去哪里搖鈴？
Phoebe: Ohh, they gave me a great spot. Right by Macy's.
我分到梅西百貨旁當(dāng)紅位子。
Phoebe: Yeah, they hardly ever give such a good corner to a rookie, but I'm the only one who can sing "MerryChristmas", in 25 languages. I lied!
新人很少分到這位子，可是只有我會(huì)用25種語言說圣誕快樂。我說謊的。
Rachel: Oh my god. Ok you guys, here's Danny. Watch. Just watch this. See? ! Still pretending he's not interested.
天啊，丹尼在那邊，你們看！看見沒？還在假裝對(duì)我沒興趣。
Rachel: Ok, he's coming over. Just pretend like we don't know him. We've forgotten who he is.
他走過來了，大家裝不認(rèn)識(shí)他，忘記他是誰。
Danny: Hey guys. All minus
你們好。
Rachel: Hey Danny.
丹尼。
Rachel: Oh, Danny! Hey!
丹尼！嗨！
Monica: Oh, God. Danny? You know Rachel? She's-she's nice. She's not bad to look at, right?
丹尼，你認(rèn)得瑞秋吧？她人很好，長得也不賴吧？
Rachel: Thanks, Mon.
謝了，莫妮卡。
Danny: Well, of course.
當(dāng)然啦。
Monica: Do you wanna go out on a date with her?
你要不要跟她約會(huì)？
Rachel: Monica? !
莫妮卡！
Danny: Ab-absolutely! Is Friday ok?
好啊，周五可以嗎？
Monica: Friday is perfect, she can't wait.
非常好，她等不及要赴約。
Danny: On the date, I will be able to talk to her directly, right? See you Friday.
約會(huì)時(shí)，我可以直接跟她說話吧？周五見。
Rachel: Ok. What the hell was that? You know what? Don't answer me. I have a date with Danny.
你搞什么啊？算了，不用說了。我要跟丹尼約會(huì)咯。
Chandler: All right, it's 4:30. I guess my lunch break is over. What're you guys gonna do?
已經(jīng)4點(diǎn)半，午休該結(jié)束了。你們等下要干嘛？
Ross: Well I guess if you're going back to work I'll probably just hang out. You know, make some calls.
既然你要回去上班，我們大概一起打幾個(gè)電話吧。
Chandler: Cool.
酷。
Joey: How can I not get the part? The play was about a 29-year-old Italian actor from Queens.
我怎么會(huì)落選？主角就是出身皇后區(qū)的29歲意大利演員。
Estelle: Well, Telia Shire suddenly became available.
泰莉雅雪兒突然有空。
Joey: She's a woman!
她是女人耶！
Estelle: What can I say? She nailed it.
你要我說什么？人家就是有辦法。
Joey: Ok, is there anything else?
好吧，還有什么戲份？
Estelle: Well, you're just gonna say no again but...gay porn.
你一定又會(huì)拒絕…… 同性戀A片？
Phoebe: Happy Holidays. Feliz Navidad. Allô! and Merry Christmas. Ohh thank you sir. Here's some joy.
佳節(jié)快樂。圣誕快樂（西班牙文）。嗨（法文），圣誕快樂！謝謝你，祝你幸福。
Phoebe: Hey!
嗨！
Monica: Come to see how it's going.
我來看看你做得如何。
Phoebe: Well, it's going ok.
很順利。
Monica: Well good, here, let me help you out.
那好，我順便捐點(diǎn)錢。
Phoebe: Oh, thanks!
謝謝！
Monica: Yeah!
當(dāng)然！
Phoebe: Wow!
哇哦！
Phoebe: That is a new suede jacket? It looks really expensive.
新的鹿皮外套？好像很貴。
Monica: Yeah. I...guess.
是不便宜。
Phoebe: Just get your nails done?
你剛?cè)プ鲋讣祝?/div>
Monica: Yes Phoebe, but this is all I have. Ok?
對(duì)，我只剩這些錢了。
Phoebe: Ok! Thanks! Happy Holidays, here's your joy.
謝啦，佳節(jié)快樂，祝你幸福。
Monica: Thank you.
謝謝。
Phoebe: Thank you! Happy Holidays. Wait, you can't take the money out.
謝謝，佳節(jié)愉快。等等，只能捐錢不能拿。
The Man: I'm making change. I need change for the bus.
我跟你換零錢搭公車。
Phoebe: But, can't you leave the dollar? This money is for the poor.
拿零錢就好，其他錢是要救濟(jì)窮人的。
The Man: I'm poor! I gotta take the bus!
我就是窮人，而且還得搭公車！
Phoebe: Ok, Seasons Greetings and everything, but still...
佳節(jié)愉快，可是你不能……
The Man: Bite me, Blondie!
咬我啊，小妞！
Phoebe: Oh, I'm gonna give him something besides joy, just...
除了祝他幸福，我還要……
Joey: That part was perfect for me! I can't believe I didn't get it!
那個(gè)角色根本就是為我而寫！結(jié)果我竟然落選！
Ross: I'm sorry, man. Hey, you know what you should do? You should make something happen for yourself.
很遺憾。你知道該怎么做嗎？你要自己創(chuàng)造機(jī)會(huì)。
Ross: You know, like-like write a play. Write a movie! Huh? I mean, what about those Good Will Hunting guys?
例如寫個(gè)戲劇或者電影劇本。就像《心靈捕手》里的那兩個(gè)角色。
Joey: Come on Ross, be realistic, you know? If I did write something, yeah, what are the chances I could getthose guys to star in it?
羅斯，少作白日夢了。就算我寫出劇本，哪有辦法請(qǐng)到他們出演啊？
Joey: Wait a second, I could star in it!
有了，我可以自己主演！
Ross: Or that.
也可以。
Joey: I can't write! You know I mean I-I-I'm an actor. I could-I could act, like a writer. Here.
我不會(huì)寫劇本！我是演員，我可以裝成編劇。
Joey: But see? Nada. I don't have the discipline that takes, you know? I can't do it.
不過……什么也寫不出來。我不像編劇一樣有紀(jì)律，我辦不到。
Ross: I'll help you. Yeah, I'll make up a schedule and make sure you stick to it. And plus, it'll give me something to do.
我可以幫你。幫你訂出時(shí)間表，盯著你乖乖照做。我自己也有事做了。
Joey: Really? You'd-you'd do that for me? ! Ross: Yeah!
真的？你愿意幫我？對(duì)！
Joey: Thanks!
謝謝。
Ross: All right, we'll start off slow. The only thing you have to do tonight is come up with the name of your main character.
一開始慢慢來，今晚之前只要想好主角名字。
Joey: Done!
好了。
Ross: And it can't be Joey.
不可以是喬伊。
Joey: It's not.
不是。
Ross: Or Joseph.
也不能是喬瑟夫。
Joey: Oh.
哦。
Monica: Hi, what's up?
你怎么啦？
Rachel: I just saw Danny getting on the subway with a girl and he had his arm around her.
我剛看到丹尼跟女生搭地鐵，他還摟著她。
Monica: Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
我真為你難過。
Rachel: Well you should be, this is all your fault! You meddled in our relationship!
你的確該難過，一切都要怪你！誰叫你插手我們的感情世界！
Monica: You had no relationship!
你們根本沒在一起！
Rachel: No, but I was doing my thing and everything was going according to the plan!
不過我已經(jīng)擬好計(jì)劃，一切都按部就班進(jìn)行中。
Monica: Oh, God, stop with the plan! All right, so what, so what if you saw him with a girl? Who cares? ! That doesn't mean anything!
拜托別再提你的什么計(jì)劃！你看到他跟女生在一起又如何，他們不見得是情人。
Monica:Now look, you're gonna go out on a date with Danny and you're gonna be so charming he's gonna forgetall about that stupid subway girl.
你就快跟丹尼約會(huì)，到時(shí)你可以迷得他忘記地鐵那個(gè)蠢妞。
Rachel: She was kinda stupid. You're right. All right, I'm just gonna go on the date. I'm just gonna go on the date. That is the new plan.
那女生的確很蠢。你說得對(duì)，好，我就去約會(huì)。我會(huì)去赴約，這就是我的新計(jì)劃。
Monica: Hurry!
快點(diǎn)！
Joey: Hey, how do you spell suspicious?
“多疑”怎么寫？
Chandler: Why?
干嘛？
Joey: Because I think this character is gonna be suspicious about stuff.
因?yàn)檫@個(gè)角色很“多疑”。
Chandler: Yes! Chandler Bing, 7! Chandler Bing, 0.
太棒了！錢德賓7分，錢德賓0分。
Joey: You're driving me crazy with that!
看你玩那個(gè)都快讓我瘋了！
Chandler: Ok, I'll stop.
我不玩就是了。
Joey: No, don't stop! Move the bowl further away! Ross could make that shot!
繼續(xù)玩，碗拿遠(yuǎn)一點(diǎn)，連羅斯都投得進(jìn)！
Joey: Well, you suck! But at least you suck at a man's game now.
真是遜斃了，不過至少你進(jìn)了成人組。
Chandler: You wanna play?
要不要玩？
Joey: Chandler, I can't be playing games, Ross is gonna be home soon. And I have to write five whole pages if I'm gonna stick to his schedule.
我不能跟你玩，羅斯就快回來了。按照他的時(shí)間表，我今天應(yīng)該寫完5頁。
Chandler: Well, so uh, play for the next 30 minutes and then you can write until he gets home.
你可以先玩30分鐘，再繼續(xù)用功到他回家。
Joey: All right! But uh, listen, what'd you say we uh crank it up a notch?
好吧！不過規(guī)則應(yīng)該更困難。
Chandler: I'm intrigued.
愿聞其詳。
Joey: All right, all we need is a little lighter fluid.
要先找到可燃性液體。
Chandler: Ok, but be careful ok, because I wanna get our security deposit back.
好，不過你小心點(diǎn)，我還想拿回房租訂金。
Joey: Yeah, I think we said goodbye to that when we invented hammer darts.
我們之前發(fā)明鐵錘標(biāo)槍時(shí)，就已經(jīng)拿不回來了。
Chandler: Do you even remember which part of the wall is not spackle?
你記得哪面墻壁沒補(bǔ)過嗎？
Joey: Uh yeah, right here.
記得，這里。
Phoebe: Thank you, Happy Holiday.
謝謝，佳節(jié)愉快。
Phoebe: No, that's trash. Young lady, no, you can't...Hey! Stop that young lady, she donated trash!
小姐，那可是垃圾，不可以……別這樣，小姐，她竟然捐垃圾！
Phoebe: Hey! The charity is on fire! Help! Oh good! Thank you, I need that. Whoa! What is this? ! It's nine o'clock in the morning!
募捐筒著火了，來人??！太好了，謝謝，我正需要！那是什么鬼東西？現(xiàn)在才早上9點(diǎn)耶！
Ross: All right. A room. A man enters, he looks suspicious.
我看看，場景，房間，一名男子滿臉狐疑地走進(jìn)來。
Ross: That's it? Joey, you're supposed to have five pages done by now! Including an exciting incident! And what is, and what is all this? ! The official rule book of Fireball.
就這樣？喬伊，你今天應(yīng)該寫5頁，還包括一個(gè)高潮。這是什么？大火球游戲規(guī)則。
Joey: Yeah, that's the uh, the game we were playing there.
我們剛在玩這游戲。
Chandler: Oh yeah, it's great! See you take a tennis ball, a bowl, and lighter fluid Op! Op!
很好玩，道具就是一顆網(wǎng)球，一個(gè)碗、可燃液體。噗噗。
Ross: This is helping your career? ! Huh? I thought you wanted to be an actor, not the creator of crazy lawsuit game!
這對(duì)你的事業(yè)有幫助嗎？你是要當(dāng)演員，不是發(fā)明危險(xiǎn)游戲！
Joey: You're right, you're right, I'll, get back to work.
你說得對(duì)，我該工作了。
Ross: And shame on you! You should know better, Joey needs to work. Now come on!
為你感到慚愧，你應(yīng)該懂事點(diǎn)，喬伊應(yīng)該要工作。振作點(diǎn)。
