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Ross: Hi. -All: Hey. -Ross: Sorry we're late. We were...Well, there was touching.
-嗨。-嗨。-對不起，我們遲到了。我們在…… 我們發生過接觸。
Paulo: Hey, Ross! -Ross: Hey, Paulo! What a.... What are you doing here? -Paulo: I do Raquel!
嗨，羅斯。-嗨，保羅。真是…… 你在這里干什么？-跟瑞秋做愛！
Ross: So he's back? -Rachel: Yeah, he's back. Is that a problem?
他回來了？-對，他回來了。有什么問題嗎？
Ross: No, not a problem. -Rachel: Good. Glad it's not a problem.
沒，沒問題，-很好，很高興沒有問題。
Phoebe: Okay. You're gonna have to not touch my ass.
好吧，你不能再碰我的屁股！
Chandler: Well, despite the yummy bagels and palpable tension...I got pants needed to be altered.
盡管有美味的面包，與濃厚的緊張氣氛…… 我要去改褲子了。
Joey: Oh, hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means.
哦，喂，錢德勒，你見到法蘭基時替我問個好，他會明白我的意思。
Chandler: You sure he is able to crack that code?
你確定他能解得開密碼嗎？
Monica: It's funny. The last time Paolo was here, my hair was so much shorter cuter.
上次保羅來這里時，我的頭發要可愛多了。
Phoebe: All right. Ok.
好吧，好吧。
Phoebe: But you have to promise that you will not be all like controlly and bossy......and all Monica about it.
但你要保證不會挑剔與專橫…… 不會拿出莫妮卡的作風。
Monica: I promise. -Phoebe: All right, let's see.
我保證好。-好吧，讓我看看。
Phoebe: Now, some of you are gonna get cut and some of you aren't. But I promise, none of you will feel a thing.
現在，你們有一些會被剪掉，有些不會。但我保證絕對不會痛。
Phoebe: All right. That's it. I quit. -Monica: What? I didn't say anything!
好吧，就這樣吧，我不干了。-怎么了？我什么都沒說啊！
Phoebe: Yeah, but this isn't the face of a person who trusts a person.
是，但這不是一張信任的表情。
Phoebe: Ok, this is the face of a person who, you know......doesn't trust a person.
好吧，這是一張，你知道的…… 不信任人的表情。
Monica: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Phoebe. It's just a little shorter than what we had discussed.
對不起，對不起，菲比，這只是比我們說的要短了一點。
Phoebe: Would you relax? I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it.
你放輕松好嗎？我知道要怎么剪。他的發型就是這樣。
Monica: How who wears it? -Phoebe: Demi Moore.
誰的發型就是這樣？-黛米摩兒（影星）
Monica: Demi Moore is not a "he." -Phoebe: Well, he was a "he" in Arthur and in 10.
黛米摩兒不是一個“他”。-他在《闊公子》 與《十全十美》的電影中都是一個“他”。
Monica: That's Dudley Moore! I said I wanted it like Demi Moore!
那是杜德利摩爾！我說我要像黛米摩兒！
Phoebe: Oh! Oh! -Monica: Oh, my God! -Phoebe: Oh, God! Oh, my God! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
噢，天哪！-喔，我的天哪！-天啊！我的天，真對不起！對不起！對不起！
Phoebe: Which one is Demi Moore? -Monica: She's the actress that was in Disclosure, Indecent Proposal, Ghost!
黛米摩兒是哪一個？-她是女星！演過《揭露（桃色機密）》《不道德的交易》和《人鬼情未了》。
Phoebe: Oh, oh. She's got gorgeous hair. -Monica: I know! -Phoebe: Oh, my god!
哦，噢，她的頭發非常美！-我知道！-哦，天吶！
Monica: That's why I wanted to look like her. -Phoebe: Oh, oh...I...You know, my mom's dead. -Monica: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
這就是為什么我想像她那樣！-喔，喔，你知道的，我媽媽死了…… -啊，天啊！
Chandler: Well, this is what my butt must look like to a fly.
哦，我的屁股看起來像飛機一樣。
Frankie: How long do you want the cuffs? -Chandler: At least as long as I have the pants.
你的袖子要多長？-至少要跟褲子一樣長的壽命。
Frankie: I just got that. Okay. Now we'll do your inseam.
我聽懂了好。現在要量內縫。
Rachel: How is she? -Phoebe: It's too soon to tell. She's resting, which is a good sign.
她的情況如何？-現在還不知道她在休息，這是好征兆。
Ross: How's the hair? -Phoebe: I'm not gonna lie to you, Ross. It doesn't look good.
頭發怎么樣？-我不會騙你的，真的很不好看。
Ross: There's nothing you can do -Phoebe: At this point, it's a waiting game.
-你不能做點什么嗎？-此時此刻，最好是靜靜地等待。
Phoebe: I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.
我在一邊加上發夾，似乎能阻止卷曲。
Joey: Can we see her? -Phoebe: Your hair looks too good. I think It'd upset her.
我們能不能看看她？-你的頭發太好看了，我覺得這會讓她傷心的。
Joey: Ross, I want you to come on in. -Ross: Yeah.
羅斯，你去看看她好了。-好。
Joey: Well, how you doing? -Rachel: I'm okay.
你還好嗎？-我很好。
Joey: Woo...That bad, huh? -Rachel: What?
哇哦，這么糟糕，嗯？-怎么說？
Joey: Look, Rach, I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. It's one of my gifts.
聽著，瑞秋，我可以感覺到女人難過脆弱的時候。這是我的天賦之一。
Rachel: Joey, when I saw him get off that plane with her...I really thought I just hit rock bottom.
喬伊，當我看到他與她一起下飛機…… 我以為我墜入了谷底。
Rachel: But today, it's like there's rock bottom...50 feet of crap...then me.
但如今，就像是谷底下面還有五十尺厚的垃圾……然后才是我。
Joey: You gotta tell Ross how you feel. -Rachel: Come on, how can I just tell him? What about Julie?
你必須告訴羅斯你的感受我怎么能告訴他？-那茱莉怎么辦？
Joey: What about her? They've only been going out for two weeks. Ross has been in love with you for like 10 years.
又怎么樣？他們才在一起兩周。羅斯已經愛你十年了。
Rachel: I don't know. I don't know. -Joey: Rach, Rach…
我不知道，我不知道。-瑞秋，瑞秋。
Joey: I've been with my share of women.
我交往過很多女人。
Joey: I've been with a lot of people's share of women.
我交往過很多別人的女人。
Joey: But the point is...I've never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you. -Rachel: Really?
但重點是…… 我從來沒有對任何人 像羅斯對你這樣專情。-真的嗎？
Chandler: Yo, paisan! Can I talk to you for a sec?
喂，意大利同胞！我能跟你談一下嗎？
Chandler: Your tailor...is a very bad man!
你的裁縫…… 是個大壞蛋！
Joey: Frankie? What are you talking about?
弗蘭基？你在說什么啊？
Ross: Hey, what's going on?
喂，怎么了？
Chandler: Joey's tailor...took advantage of me.
喬伊的裁縫…… 占了我的便宜。
Ross: What? -Joey: No way! I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
-什么？-不可能！我去他那里十二年了。
Chandler: Oh, come on. He said he was gonna do my inseam. Then he ran his hand up my leg and then there was definite
算了吧，他說要量我的內縫。然后他的手沿著我的腿往上摸，然后就……
Ross: What? -Chandler: Cupping.
什么？-包住了。
Joey: That's how they do pants!
他們就是這樣量褲子的！
Joey: First they go up one side, they move it over. Then they go up the other side, they move it back, then they do the rear.
首先量一邊把小弟弟推到一旁，然后量另一邊，把小弟弟推回來，然后量后面。
Joey: Why? Ross, will you tell him? Isn't that how a tailor measures pants? -Ross: Yes, yes, it is. In prison!
怎么了？羅斯，你能告訴他么？裁縫量褲子不都是這樣嗎？-是的，的確是這樣，是在監獄里！
Ross: What's the matter with you? -Joey: What? That's not? Oh, my God!
你是怎么搞的啊？-什么？不是這樣？我的老天！
Ross: I'll put on a pot of coffee.
我去煮一壺咖啡！
Monica: Even Mary Tyler Moore would've been better.
就算是瑪麗泰勒摩爾（七十年代的演員）也比這個要好。
Phoebe: Come on. It's not that bad. You never know. Bell bottoms came back in.
別這樣，沒那么糟，你不知道，喇叭褲又開始流行了。
Ross: Well, I like it. Yeah, I do. I think it's a 10!
我喜歡真的，我認為它“十全十美”（杜德利摩爾的電影）！
Monica: Thank you. My hair is very amused.
謝謝，我的頭發很讓人開懷。
Chandler: Come on, Monica, things could be worse. I mean, you could "get caught between the moon and New York City.
事情還可能更糟你可能會被“困在紐約月光中” （《闊公子》的電影臺詞）。
Chandler: I know it's crazy, but it's true."
我知道很瘋狂，不過千真萬確 （《闊公子》的電影臺詞）。
Phoebe: Thank you.
謝謝。
Ross: Well, I gotta go. Bye. Bye, Rach!
我要走了，瑞秋，再見！
Rachel: Wait, are you leaving?
慢著，你要走了？
Ross: Yeah. That's kind of what I meant by "bye."
是的。所以我才說再見的。
Rachel: Can I talk to you for a sec? -Ross: Okay.
我能不能跟你說一下話？-好。
Joey: Hey, when the doctor does that hernia test.... -Chandler: That's okay.
當醫生檢查疝氣時…… -那樣做就沒有關系。
Chandler: If your mechanic does it....
如果你的修理工這么做的話……
Ross: What's going on? -Rachel: Hum...Well, okay, first of all...Paolo and I are not back together.
怎么了？-嗯，好吧，首先保羅與我沒有在一起。
Rachel: That was a stupid thing I did. And if I could go back in time and do it again...well, I wouldn't.
那是我干的一件蠢事。如果我能使時光倒轉…… 我絕對不會這么做。
Rachel: Second of all.... What?
其次…… 什么？
Ross: Okay. Before I say anything, I just need to know is this one of those things for you break up with a guy...and then I tell you what I think...and the next day you get back together with the guy...and I look like a complete idiot? -Rachel: No, no no...
好吧，我要先問清楚，這是不是當你與男友分手…… 我告訴你我的想法…… 然后第二天你又重修舊好…… 我就變成一個大蠢蛋？-不，不，不是的。
Ross: Okay, well, then, I think the guy's scum.
好，那么，然后，我覺得他實在很爛。
Ross: I hate him. I mean, I actually I physically hate him. I always have.
我恨死他了。我是說，我真的很厭惡他。我一直很厭惡他。
Ross: And you are way too good to be with a guy like that. -Rachel: Really?
你值得更好的男人喜歡你。-真的？
Ross: You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you...you know, who gets how funny...and sweet and amazing...and adorable and sexy you are.
你值得一個真正能欣賞你的人，了解你有多么幽默，多么溫柔，多么體帖，多么美麗性感……
Ross: You know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking: "Oh, my God. I'm with Rachel!"
每天早上醒來都會想著…… 天啊，我跟瑞秋在一起！
Ross: You know? Someone who makes you feel good. Like the way I do with Julie.
這個人能讓你感覺非常好就像我與茱莉一樣。
Ross: Was there a "second of all"? -Rachel: Huh...No, I think that was the whole "all."
還有你沒說完“其次”嗎？-呃，不，我想就這些了。
Ross: I gotta go, okay. -Rachel: Thanks.
我要走了。-謝謝。
Joey: No, I swear to God, Dad! That's not how they measure pants!
不，我向天發誓，爸！不是這樣子量褲子的！
Julie: I was thinking of doing it shorter, you know like Andie MacDowell's haircut.
我想要剪個短發 就像安迪麥克道威爾（《四個婚禮一個葬禮》的主演）的新發型。
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, I could do that. -Julie: Really? -Phoebe: Yeah.
哦，是的，這我會剪。-真的？-是的。
Phoebe: Do you wanna do it now? -Julie: Great! OK! -Phoebe: OK!
你要現在就剪嗎？-太好了！-好！
Julie: See you.
待會見。
Phoebe: Okay, I just wanna make really sure this time. -Rachel: Uh-huh, okay.
這次我要弄清楚。-呃呃，說吧。
Phoebe: Andie MacDowell is the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right?
安迪麥克道威爾就是演 《四個婚禮一個葬禮》的人嗎？
Rachel: No, no no no no no. That's Roddy McDowall. Andie MacDowell is the guy from Planet of the Apes. -Phoebe: Oh, yeah. Okay.
不是，不不不不不。那是羅迪麥克道威爾（《人猿星球》的主演）安迪麥克道威爾是演 《人猿星球》的那個家伙。-哦，是的。好吧。
Phoebe: Thank you. -Rachel: You're welcome.
謝謝。-別客氣。
