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Ross: Uh fellas,
兩位。
Chandler: Ok, so he's out of here.
他非走不可。
Joey: Um-hmm.
恩。
Joey: Hey!
嗨！
Monica: Hey!
嗨！
Joey: You guys got anything to eat? I just went down to Johnos for some chicken and it was closed!
這里有沒有東西可吃？我剛才去強諾買雞塊，那里竟然停業了。
Phoebe: Oh, I took Larry there to eat but it was all violated. So we shut it down!
我帶賴瑞去，餐廳不合規定，我們勒令他們停業。
Joey: Pheebs, if this guy keeps closing down all of our favorite places, where're we gonna eat? !
菲比，這家伙不斷關掉大家喜歡去的餐館，以后我們上哪吃飯？
Monica: I don't know, clean places?
不曉得，干凈的地方？
Joey: Umm, yum!
嗯，是啊。
Monica: It's Danny.
是丹尼。
Rachel: Don't let him in! I'm supposed to be at a regatta gala.
別讓他進來，我現在應該去看帆船賽了。
Monica: We'll be right there! Can't you just say it starts later?
我們馬上過去！不能說大賽還沒開始嗎？
Rachel: What? What kind of a regatta gala starts at night? !
什么？哪種帆船在晚上比賽？
Monica: The fake kind!
假的那種！
Danny: Hey, hi, I need a ladle. You got a ladle?
嗨，我想借個勺子，你有嗎？
Monica: We've a ladle.
我們有。
Danny: Thanks, see you at the party.
謝了，待會兒見。
Monica: Ok great!
好！
Phoebe: Hey, you guys, you know what Larry would say? He'd say, "See you ladle."
你們知道賴瑞會怎么回答嗎？他會說，“勺后見”。
Chandler: Well, I-I-I'm done with this. You want anything Ross? Sports? International? Apartment listings?
我看完了，你要看嗎，羅斯？有體育、國際、租屋版。
Ross: I'll take Sports.
我要體育版。
Joey: Mine!
我要！
Ross: All right. Uhh, International.
那就國際版好了。
Joey: Oh that's mine too! I'm Italian!
我也要！我是意大利裔！
Ross: Well, I guess I can check out those Apartment listings, even though there's never anything in here.
那就看看租屋廣告吧，不過報紙上向來沒好房子。
Chandler: Not even on page 7?
第7頁也沒有嗎？
Ross: Oh yeah! You're - hey, you're right! Oh, here's an affordable place, two bedroom, close to work, ooh, it's available in five weeks!
有啊，你說得對。有個地方價錢很公道，兩間臥室、上班也近。可是還要五周才能搬進去。
Chandler: What about that circled one?
圈起來的那個呢？
Ross: Oh, I-I don't know, it's kind of expensive for a studio.
不知道耶，就套房來說有點貴。
Joey: But it's available now! Isn't it?
可是現在就能搬進去。對不對？
Chandler: Yes, it is.
的確是。
Joey: Hey, let's go look at it!
我們去看看！
Ross: Ok, let's go.
好，我們走。
Chandler: There we go!
走吧。
Ross: Oh-oh-ooh, hey guys, I was wondering if you would uh, maybe chip in for some new air filters for the purifier? I mean after all, we all are using it.
對了，伙計們，可不可以大家分攤買濾芯？畢竟空氣清凈器大家都有用到。
Chandler: Let's go quicker.
快點走。
Joey: Yeah!
好！
Ross: Oh my God!
天啊！
Chandler: Yeah, well look at this kitchen, slash bathroom. Well that's great! You know so you can cook while in the tub.
你們看這個廚房……兼浴室。太棒了，可以一邊煮飯，一邊洗澡。
Joey: Somebody was using his head. Hey, let's check out the rest of the place.
房東真是太聰明了。再看看其他地方。
Ross: I think this is it. I don't know, maybe we should keep looking.
就這么大了。我們應該看看別間公寓。
Joey: But hey, Ross, this place is available now!
可是這地方馬上就能搬進來！
Chandler: Yeah, you don't wanna be stuck with us for the next five weeks.
對啊，你不會愿意繼續跟我們住五周。
Joey: Yeah.
是啊。
Ross: So, you-you think I should go ahead and take this place?
你覺得我應該租下？
Joey: Uh it's perfect!
這里很棒啊！
Ross: How about you?
你呢？
Chandler: It's a kitchen slash bathroom.
這里有廚房兼浴室耶。
Ross: All right, I see what you guys are saying. I'll uh, I'll go downstairs fill out an application.
好吧，我懂了。我下樓填申請表。
Chandler: We are bad people.
我們是壞人。
Joey: He knew we were trying to get rid of him. He knew! You think we could get a bathtub in our kitchen?
他知道我們想趕他走。他知道了！我們廚房能不能裝浴缸？
Larry: Hey, ready for dinner?
要去吃飯了嗎？
Phoebe: Ooh, absolutely!
當然！
Larry: Great! Uh you wanted to go the Italian place down on Bleaker Street right?
很好。你上次不是說要去布里克街，那家意大利餐廳？
Phoebe: Ooh, I love that place! So, no.
我愛死那里了！所以……不行。
Larry: How about Mama Lisettie's?
“李賽提老媽”呢？
Phoebe: Enh. Sure!
呃，沒問題！
Larry: I wonder how long that milk's been setting out.
不知道那瓶牛奶放多久了？
Phoebe: Oh, no, no, this place is totally healthy! That- this milk is mine. I bought this, today, cause I was thirsty for milk, you know.
這地方非常干凈。那瓶牛奶是我的。今天買的，我突然想喝牛奶。
Phoebe: Ok, let's go.
我們走吧。
Larry: Hey, buddy! You familiar with the uh Section 11-B of the Health Code that requires all refuse material be taken out the back exit?
老兄。你知道衛生規則11條B款嗎？垃圾應該從后門拿出去。
Gunther: But then I'd have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place.
可是這樣就得從干洗店繞路。
Larry: Oh, so you're saying you'd choose convenience over health? !
你寧可方便也不顧衛生？
Gunther: Would you be interested in a...free coffee?
請你喝咖啡好嗎？
Phoebe: Ok, stop! Larry, ok, can't you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy?
賴瑞，別這樣。你能不能別老想著工作？
Phoebe: You know I mean it was really exciting at first but now it's like, ok, so where are we gonna eat ever?
一開始還很刺激，現在簡直哪家餐廳也去不了。
Larry: Well, I suppose I could, give him a warning.
不然我口頭警告他好了。
Phoebe: Thank you. Ok, go! Go! Go! Now, if after dinner you still really need to bust someone, I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose.
謝謝，快走啊！要是吃飽飯后你還想抓人，我知道哪個熱狗攤老板喜歡挖鼻子。
Joey: Maybe, maybe we did a good thing, helping Ross get back on his feet!
搞不好我們做的是好事，幫助羅斯早點恢復正常。
Chandler: Yes, that was a nice place!
況且那地方實在不錯！
Joey: Yeah!
是啊！
Chandler: Not a lot of closet space, but he can just hang his stuff out the window in a bag!
雖然柜子不多，不過可以用袋子裝好掛在窗外。
Joey: Yeah!
是啊！
Chandler: What are we gonna do?
現在該怎么辦？
Joey: I don't know. Maybe pizza?
不知道。要吃披薩嗎？
Chandler: About Ross!
我說的是羅斯！
Joey: Oh! Oh!
噢噢！
Joey: Hello! Oh, yeah! It's the apartment manager; Ross put us down as references. Ross is the greatest guy you'll ever meet! Yeah, he's very reliable.
喂。我是，是公寓經理，羅斯填我們當介紹人。羅斯絕對是好人，這人非常可靠。
Chandler: Of course he has a big huge dog! That uh, barks into the night. Well, who doesn't love dogs? Ah, he's a tap dancer! Yes, some would say that is a lost art.
不過他養了一只大狗！半夜叫個不停。是啊，誰不喜歡狗啊？他是個踢踏舞者，這的確是失傳的藝術。
Chandler: He's a pimp! There you go! Yes, he's a pimp. He's a big, tap dancing pimp! Hello?
他是男妓！沒錯，就是男妓。他是會跳踢踏舞的男妓！喂？
Rachel: Ok honey. I'm ready.
我準備好了。
Monica: What are you doing?
你想干什么？
Rachel: I am gonna wander into the party and I will be all you know: " Ooh I don't need this. I'm coming from a regatta gala."
我要晃進派對，裝做一副剛從帆船賽回來的樣子。
Monica: Did you get this out of a book?
你這是從書上學來的嗎？
Rachel: Monica, honey, this is as real as it gets.
親愛的莫妮卡，書如人生啊。
Rachel: Shh-shh! this is never gonna work. He's right there.
該死，這可不行，他就站在那里。
Monica: So just go over and say hi.
去打聲招呼就行啦。
Rachel: No, I have to go downstairs, come back up as if I'm coming home from the regatta gala. Ok? So just go distract him. But don't be sexy.
不行，我得從樓下走上來，假裝我剛從外面回來。你去引開他的注意力，但是別太性感。
Monica: Hey, Danny!
丹尼！
Danny: Hey! What's going on?
怎么樣？
Monica: Oh, it's a great party! Great food. Oh! You know, most parties, it's uh, it's all chips and salsa, chips and salsa. So umm, what's this?
這個派對真不錯，食物也很好。大部分派對都只有薯片、沙拉，薯片、沙拉。這是什么？
Danny: Salad.
沙拉。
Monica: Ooooh! And-and-and what-what's this?
這又是什么？
Danny: Bread. Aren't you, aren't you a chef?
面包。你不是廚師嗎？
Danny: Hey! Rachel!
嘿，瑞秋！
Rachel: Hey! Oh right, tonight was your party.
對了，你今晚要辦派對。
Danny: Oh wow, you look great! I'm-I'm glad you could make it.
你穿得真漂亮，幸好你趕回來了。
Rachel: Oh yeah, well you know, the gala had to end sometime.
比賽總不能沒完沒了。
Danny: Don't go anywhere, be right back.
你別走開，我馬上回來。
Rachel: Yeah, sure. All right, whose court is the ball in now?
沒問題。你說現在換誰出招啦？
Monica: I-I thought there wasn't a ball.
你不是說他沒招可出？
Rachel: Come on! He's glad that I came, he doesn't want me to go anywhere, balls flying all over the place!
拜托，他很高興我來了，而且還叫我別走開。我們兩個現在是你來我往。
Danny: Rachel, this is my friend Tom. This is the girl I told you about.
瑞秋，這是我朋友湯姆。這就是我跟你提過的小姐。
Rachel: Oh, come on! You tell people about me?
拜托，你跟人提過我？
Danny: You two could really hit it off! I'm gonna go mingle.
你們一定會一拍即合的！我回派對了。
Tom: So you work at Bloomingdale's, huh? My mom calls it Bloomies.
你在布魯明戴爾百貨上班？我媽媽稱呼那里是“布明兒”。
Rachel: Yeah, ok, at ease solider!
真不錯，稍息，大兵！
Tom: I'm sorry?
什么？
Rachel: No, it's all right, you can just drop the act Tommy. I know what's going on here. You're Danny's wing-man right? You guys are best buds. Frat bros!
沒關系，湯姆，你別裝了，我知道你們搞什么鬼。你是丹尼的舵手對不對？你們交情老、感情好！
Tom: I'm gonna go talk to uh, a friend.
我要去……找朋友。
Rachel: Yeah, yeah, you-you go talk to your friend. Go tell him, "Nice try."
請便，去找你朋友吧。告訴他，“這招漂亮”。
Rachel: Man! You know, he just keeps lobbing them up and I just keep knocking them right out of the park!
他真是出招連連，不過我可是招招都破！
Monica: I think I need a drink.
我想喝杯飲料。
Rachel: Yeah!
我也要！
Chandler: 98.99.100. Ok, go!
98、99、100！走吧。
Joey: Dude, I'm telling ya, I'm fine!
告訴你，我沒問題！
Chandler: Here we go! Here we go!
我扶住你了！
Joey: Hey!
嘿！
Chandler: Hey!
嘿！
Ross: So I uh, I didn't get that apartment. Some problem with my application.
我沒租到那間公寓，我的申請出了狀況。
Joey: You're kidding!
不可能吧？
Chandler: You're kidding, no!
不會吧？
Ross: Yeah. But, the good news is that Phoebe said that I could stay at her place for a while. So...
不過菲比答應讓我搬去跟她住……
Joey: But you can't stay with Phoebe, Ross! We're-we're roomiers!
你不能住菲比家，我們可是室友耶。
Ross: Look, you guys don't need me here taking up all your space.
我不能再占用你們的公寓。
Joey: Well, we got plenty of space! There-there's still some over there by-by that speaker. Please, just stay!
反正這里大得很，喇叭旁邊還有空地。住下來吧！
Chandler: Yeah!
對。
Ross: Are you guys sure about this?
你們確定？
Joey: Definitely!
當然。
Chandler: Yes! Ross, you have to stay!
羅斯，你非住下來不可！
Ross: All right.
好吧，
Joey: All right!
好吧，
Chandler: All right, buddy!
就這么辦！
Ross: So I'm a pimp huh?
我是男妓對吧？
Ross: It's ok! Look, I know that sometimes I can be a pain in the ass, but you just have to talk to me.
算了，我知道我有時候很惹人煩，不過你們可以直說。
Ross: Tell me if something is bothering you ok? And for my part I'll really do everything I can to keep my annoying habits you know just...
明白告訴我哪里做得不好，我可以盡量改掉惹人嫌的習慣，只要你們……
Chandler: Well, I see you've had a very productive day. Don't you think the cowboy hat is a little much?
顯然你今天過得很充實，不過戴牛仔帽也太過了吧？
Ross: Come on, it's fun!
進來一起玩！
Chandler: All right!
好吧！
Chandler:Isn't this a woman's hat?
這不是女人的帽子嗎？
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
別說瘋話了，給我們泡茶！
