評論
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Ross: What?
什么？
Chandler: The sheep.
那些羊啊。
Ross: Hey, what you do on your own time...
你的閑暇時間在干嘛
Joey: Where's my underwear? !
我的內褲呢？！
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, come on, what. You took his underwear?
拜托，你拿了他的內褲？
Chandler: He took my essence!
他拿走我的精華啊！
Ross: Ok, now hold on. Joey, why, why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now?
好，等等，你干嘛不穿你現在身上的內褲？
Joey:'Cause I'm not wearing any underwear now.
因為我現在根本沒有穿內褲。
Ross: Ok, uh, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight?
好吧，那你今晚為何要穿內褲？
Joey: It's a rented tux. Ok? I'm not gonna go commando in another man's fatigues.
因為晚禮服是租的。懂嗎？我不想沒穿內褲，就穿別人的衣服。
Chandler: Well, then it looks like somebody is gonna have to give back somebody his cushions.
那有人就得把椅墊還給別人。
Joey: Ok, you hide my clothes. I'm gonna do the exact opposite to you.
好，你把我衣服藏起來，我要做一件完全相反的事。
Chandler: What, what are you, what are you gonna show me my clothes?
什么？難道你要給我看我的衣服嗎？
Joey: Hey, opposite, is opposite!
相反的事，就是相反的事。
Chandler: He's got nothing!
他什么都沒有！
Phoebe: Ok, I'm ready. Oh, aaaah!
好，我準備好了。-哇哦！
Phoebe: Rachel didn't have anything that I liked, so, but she had this Christmas ribbon, and I thought, 'All right, fine I'll be political.'
瑞秋那兒沒有我喜歡的，除了這個圣誕彩帶。我想，好吧，那我就政治化一點啰。
Chandler: What are you supporting? Duh! Christmas!
那你在支持什么？-當然是圣誕節！
Ross: Ok, hey, that's ok with me. Two down and I have exactly twelve minutes...
我無所謂，已經搞定兩個了。我還有整整12分鐘
What, my watch stopped. My watch. Ok, see, the, the dinosaur tail isn't going around anymore.
什么？我的表停了。我的表，好，你看，這個恐龍指針的尾巴不動了。
What time is it? It's 7:33, I have seven minutes. I have seven minutes! !
現在幾點？已經7點33分 我還有7分鐘！！
Rachel: Ok, Pheebs, quick, what shoes should I wear? The black or the purple?
我還有7分鐘！我該穿哪一雙鞋？黑色的還是紫色的？
Ross: Just, just, just pick one, Ok?
隨便挑一雙。好嗎？
Phoebe: Ok, ok, the black. But, oh, do you have black, with the little strappys?
你有沒有黑色的 然后有細帶子的？
Rachel: Yeahh, but, but those really go better with pants. Maybe I should wear pants?
有，不過那種適合配褲子，或者我該穿褲子？
Ross: Yeah, pants, what, what an idea. Or better yet, um, how about you go without any pants.
對了，穿褲子是好主意，或者不要穿褲子更好。
Look, I don't know what you're trying to do to me, but just get your butt in there and pick out any shoes that fit your feet, ok?
我不知道你在做什么 但是你快進去，找出一雙可以適合你的腳的鞋子，好嗎？
I don't care if they match. I don't care if they make your ankles or your knees or your earlobes look fat. Ok?
我不管它是否搭配 我不管它是否會讓你的腳踝，膝蓋，或耳垂看起來胖胖的，好嗎？
Rachel: But I... No, no, no just do it. Go in there, pick something out, so we can go.
但我-別，別，別，快去吧。進去房間里，挑出要穿的，然后我們就可以走了。
Rachel: All right. Thank you!
好的。 謝謝你！
Monica: Ok. I've gotta call Michelle. I've gotta see if that was her voice or not. I'm sorry, I just have to.
我要打給蜜雪兒。確定那是她的聲音，抱歉。
Ross: It was, it was her voice.
沒錯，那就是她的聲音。
Chandler: Monica, I think you've gone over to the bad place.
莫妮卡，我想你又開始偏執了。
Michelle: Hola! Hello? Hello?
喂！喂？喂？
Monica: Ok. That was her right? Definitely.
好，那是她的聲音，對嗎？絕對是，對啊。
Monica: See there you go. Woo! We're out of the woods. I think I'll get dressed now. Yay!
這樣就解決啦。我們的危險解除啦。我要去換衣服了。-嘿！
Phoebe: I'll get it, ok. Hi, Monica and Rachel's. Yeah, just a second, can I ask who's calling.
我來接，你好，摩妮卡與瑞秋的家。好，請稍等請問您是哪位？
Oh, ew, it's Michelle! Ew! She, she must have that caller ID thing. You should get that.
哦，是蜜雪兒，她一定有來電顯示功能你也該去裝一個。
Monica: Uh, Michelle. Yeah, that was me, I-I dialed your number by mistake.
蜜雪兒？對，就是我我不小心撥了你的電話。
Ross: Do you, can you just try to make it.
只要試著做。
Monica: Oh, you're so sweet. Yeah, we were a great couple. I know I really miss him. I know. Well, you know how it is, it's just I-I...
你真的好貼心是啊，我們是一對很好的情侶我知道，我真的很想他。你也知道的嘛，只不過我
Chandler: You know what's weird. Donald Duck never wore pants.
你知道它是怎樣的。只是對你知道奇怪的是什么？唐老鴨從來不穿褲子。
But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?
但是當他洗完澡出來…他總是在腰間圍上一條毛巾我是說，那算什么？
Monica: Michelle, I only beeped in so I can hear my own message. I mean that's allowed. Yeah-huh!
蜜雪兒，我只是進入答錄機，來聽我自己的留言。那樣是可以的吧。耶！
I mean look, uh, you know what I would really appreciate it if you wouldn't tell your dad about.
我真的希望你別告訴你爸。
What do you mean, you don't feel comfortable with this? Come on, we're friends! ! That bitch always hated me. I'm calling her back.
你說你不高興是什么意思？我們是朋友呢！！那個小婊子根本就討厭我，我要再打給她。
Ross: No, no, no, no. Tick, tick, tick, tick. Ok, fine.
別。掛了吧。-好，好啊。
Ross: Ok. Ok, we're on it. We're on it.
好吧。-好吧，她房間里有電話吧？好，我們來處理吧
Ross: Um. Em, em, I know it says black tie optional, but, this, this may be pushing it a little, um.
嗯，我知道單子上寫 “打領帶與否，自行決定”但這樣會不會太過分了點？
Rachel: I'm not gonna gooo.
我不去了。
Ross: You're not gonna go.
你不去了。
Rachel: No, I think I'm gonna catch up on my correspondence.
不，我想更新我的通訊錄。
Ross: How, how, um how can you not be going?
你怎么可以不去呢？
Rachel: I'm not gonna gooo, so I think that will accomplish the not going.
我就是不去了，我想這樣就表明了 “我不去”的意思。
Ross: Um, you know, just out of curiosity...
我只是好奇
Rachel: Well, ever since I was humiliated and yelled at in front of my friends, I'm just, I don't know, not in a very museum benefitty kind of mood.
自從你在我朋友面前羞辱我，又對我大吼。我就沒有情緒去參加什么博物館的慈善會了。
Ross: Right. Right, ok, ok. God, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I yelled.
好…天啊，很抱歉。我對你大吼大叫，對不起。
Rachel: It's fine. No, but, you-you're mad.
沒關系。不，可是你在生氣。
Rachel: I'm not mad. No. I'm just not going. You're not going.
我沒有生氣。-不。-我只是不去了。-你不去了。
Rachel: Right. Ok. You know that I-I have to go. Um, hum.
是的。-好。你知道我一定要去吧？-嗯哼。
Ross: Right. So is it gonna be like 'I'm abandoning you while you're upset?' No.
那這樣會不會變成我在你難過時離你而去？-不會。
Ross: No, because you're not upset. Right. About the yelling. Right, and humiliating.
不會？我對你大吼，你不難過？-對，還包括你的羞辱。
Ross: Oh, well of course, the humiliating. So, so we, we're ok. Um, hum.
當然，還有羞辱，那么，我們之間沒問題。-嗯哼。
Ross: We're good. Right. Ok. Honey?
我們很好啊。-好。-好的。甜心？
Rachel: Yes, Ross. I love you.
是的，羅斯。-我愛你。
Phoebe: Get away from that! No! She's just getting dressed.
把電話放下！她已經開始換衣服了。
Chandler: Is it wrong that I was totally aroused by that?
我居然因此而興奮，我是不是有問題？
Joey: Ok, buddy boy. Here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.
好啦，兄弟，就是這樣啦你把我衣服藏起來，我就把你所有的衣服穿上。
Chandler: Oh my God! That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear! !
我的天啊！我把你的內褲藏起來，但這根本不是相反的事！！
Joey: Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I BE wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando... Chandler: Oooo-ooh!
你看看我，我是錢德！我還能再多穿一件衣服嗎？或許我不該不穿內褲的-哦！
Joey: Yeah. Whew, I tell ya, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges.
穿這么多真是熱死我了。我最好別再做運動，像是蹲馬步之類的。
Ross: Ok, ok. Enough, enough with the lunging. No! I'm sick of this. Ok? I've had it up to here with you two! Neither of you can come to the party!
夠了，別再蹲馬步了我快被煩死了。我真的已經受夠了你們兩個都不準參加晚會！
Chandler: Jeez, what a baby.
天啊，真幼稚。
Joey: Yeah, Ross, way to ruin it. I was just gonna go get dressed.
你干嘛破壞一切，我正要去換衣服了。
Ross: You know what I don't care. The only person I cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says she's not even gonna go.
那個唯一我會在乎，她是否換好衣服的人，卻是那個不肯去的人。
Look Rach, I'm sorry. Ok? Look, I-I wa, I was a jerk. I'm sorry I yelled.
瑞秋，我很抱歉，好嗎？我真是個混球，抱歉對你大吼。
I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do to show you how-how much, how much I want you to be there.
我希望你能去，我需要你去。要怎樣做才能證明我有多希望你去？
Joey: You can drink the fat.
你可以把那杯油喝掉。
Ross: Hi, welcome to an adult conversation.
歡迎你進入大人的談話世界。
Rachel: No, no, no, now wait, wa, wa, waa-it a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
不，等一下…
That actually, uh, that sounds interesting. What?
聽起來挺有意思的。 什么？
Rachel: I think you should drink the fat. Yaaaay!
我想你應該把那杯油喝掉。-耶！
Ross: Ok, ok. If that is what it takes to show you how much you mean to me, and how much I want you there. Then that's what I'll do.
好，若這樣就能證明，你對我有多重要，以及我多希望你能去，那我就愿意去做。
Phoebe: Oh, wait, let me get you another glass that's been sitting out.
我幫你換一杯，這一杯放好久了。
Ross: I think this will be fine. Ok, vanilla milkshake, just a vanilla milkshake, with chicken bits floating in it. Cheers.
我想這樣可以了好吧，香草奶昔，只不過是香草奶昔，只不過有雞肉的碎屑浮著。干杯。
Rachel: No, no, no, wait! Ok, ok. Don't! I'll go, I'll go!
不，不要，好吧，我去就是了。
Ross: You will? !
你肯去？！
Rachel: You were really gonna do that, weren't you?
你真的會那么做，對吧？
Ross: Well, yeah.
是啊。
Rachel: You were gonna drink the fat.
你真的愿意喝下那些油？
Joey: Let's see what else he'll do!
我們來看看他還能做什么！
Ross: How about instead you, go get changed! You, give him back his underwear!
不如你現在去換衣服，你把他的內褲還給他！
I'm gonna go get a cab, and I want everyone down stairs in two minutes! Monica!
我來叫計程車，我要大家在兩分鐘內下樓莫妮卡！
Chandler: Stop it. Stop it!
別做了。別再做了！
Phoebe: Ross went to get a cab so we can all...No, wh-what are you doing! No, Monica, no!
羅斯去叫計程車了 那么我們你在做什么？不，莫妮卡！
Richard: Hi, this is Richard.
我是理查。
Machine: You have three new messages.
你有三個新訊息。
Monica: Not any more!
再也沒有了！
Machine: Message erased. To record a message begin speaking at the tone.
訊息已刪除請在嗶聲后留言。
Monica: Hi, uh, Richard, it's Monica, um, listen, I-I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know.
你好，理查，我是莫妮卡。我今晚做了一件很瘋狂的事。或許是我經期的原因。我也不曉得。
Um, anyway, I, I, I beeped into your machine and I heard this message that, that freaked me out, and um, you know what, uh, Michelle will tell you the rest. I, I, um, I'm sorry, ok, and I, I hope that we can just forget the whole thing. Ok, bye.
反正我進入你的答錄機，然后聽到一個留言，快把我搞瘋了。其他的蜜雪兒會告訴你。我很抱歉，我希望你忘了這整件事。
Machine: Your outgoing message has now been changed.
你的主人留言已經更改。
Monica: Outgoing! Did that say outgoing? ! Not outgoing! !!
主人留言？他剛剛是說主人留言？不是主人留言！
Hi, Richard, it's Monica. Listen, I did something kind of crazy tonight.
你好，理查，我是莫妮卡。聽著，我今晚做了一件瘋狂的事。
um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know." Nooo! !
或許是我的經期的原因，我也不曉得。不！！
Phoebe: How did you do that? I don't know! Goodbye. Noooo!
你是怎么做的？-我不知道！-再見。-不！
Ross: Ok, ok, ok, I've got two cabs and no people. Go! Go! Go!
好，我叫到兩輛計程車 但還沒人坐進去，快！
Monica: Maybe we could call the phone company. Maybe they could change the message. Maybe they can change his number.
或許我們可以叫電話公司改掉那個留言？或者他們可以把他的電話號碼改掉。
Phoebe: Yeah, after this, I think he'll be doing that himself.
我想經過這件事，他會自己改的。
Ross: Rachel! Wow! You, uh, you look, wow!
瑞秋！你，你看起來，哇！
Rachel: And I still have about five seconds to spare. Ok, that was about seven seconds.
而我還剩下五秒鐘。這樣大概花掉七秒鐘。
Ross: So we're a little late.
所以我們遲了一點。
Rachel: Come on. Oh! And, uh, by the way...
走吧對了
Ross: What? I'm going commando, too. Awwww! !!
什么事？-我里面也沒穿。-哇！！！
Ross: So I said "Who are you? Cro-Magnon P.I. ?"
所以我說：你是誰？麥格農私家偵探嗎？
Sherman Whitfield: Dr. Geller, Sherman Whitfield, London Institute. Wow! What a pleasure.
蓋勒博士？我是倫敦研究院的雪曼惠菲。 很榮幸見到你。
Whitfield: Well, I have to tell you, I was quite impressed with your paper on Pre-Cretaceous fossils. Yes, it confirmed everything I've written.
你的前白堊紀化石報告，寫得真不錯是的，你再次驗證了，我以前寫的東西。
Chandler: Excuse me. Hi.
打擾一下，你好。
Whitfield: Yes?
什么事？
Chandler: Well, you're kinda sitting in my seat.
你好像坐在我的位子上。
Whitfield: What do you mean, your seat?
你說你的位子，是什么意思？
Chandler: I mean, I mean I was sitting there.
我是說，我本來坐在這兒。
Whitfield: But you got up!
但是你起來了。
Chandler: But I never left the room!
可是我沒有離開這個房間。
Whitfield: But you left the chair area.
但是你離開椅子了。
Chandler: All right, that's it, give me your underwear.
好吧，就這樣，把你的內褲給我。
