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Joey: Every time she starts laughing, I just wanna pull my arm off just so I have something to throw at her.
每次她一開始笑，我就想把我的手臂拔下來，然后往她身上砸。
Chandler: Thanks for trying. Oh, and by the way there is no Count Rushmore!
謝謝你的努力。對了，根本就沒有拉什莫爾伯爵！
Joey: Yeah, then-then who's the guy that painted the faces on the mountain?
那個在拉什莫爾山上化妝假扮總統的人是誰？
Ross: How could you've told her? Ross, I didn't think it would that big a deal.
你怎么可以告訴她？-羅斯，我想又沒什么大不了的。
Ross: Oh, she didn't think it would be that big a deal.
哦，她認為沒什么大不了的。
Rachel: Ok, who are you talking to when you do that?
哈，你這樣子是在跟誰講話？
Ross: Look, that was supposed to be like a private, personal thing between us.
這些應該是我們之間，很私密的對話。
Rachel: Ok, Ross, Phoebe is my girl friend, ok? We tell each other everything.
好吧，羅斯，菲比是我的女性好友，好嗎？我們無話不談的。
You know, I mean, come on, guys do the same thing, I mean, what about all that locker room stuff.
得了，男人也一樣啊。那些更衣室里的對話呢？
Ross: That's different, ok. That's like, uh 'Who dated a stripper?' or 'Who did it on the back of the Staten Island Ferry?'
那又不一樣了，我們會談像是誰跟脫衣舞娘約會或誰在史坦頓島渡輪的后艙做愛？
Rachel: Were both of those Joey? Yeah. Look, you don't, you don't talk about like, you know, your girlfriend and the intimate stuff you, you do with her.
這兩個都是喬伊吧？-是的。但是不會談女朋友，還有你們之間親密的事。
Rachel: Not even with your best friend. Noo!
連最好的朋友也不談？-不談！
Rachel: That is so sad. You're missing out so much, Ross. I mean, the bonding and the sharing, you know. And-and knowing that someone else is going through the same thing you are.
真可悲啊。你們錯過太多樂趣了，羅斯，那是種互相連結與分享的感覺。并知道他們也和你經歷過一樣的事。
Ross: Hmph. So what, you, you tell each other everything?
那，你們什么都跟對方說嗎？
Rachel: Pretty much.
差不多啊。
Ross: Did you talk about the night of five times? Do you tell people about the night of five times?
你們有沒有談過一夜五次的紀錄？你有沒有告訴她們那次一夜五次的紀錄？
Rachel: Uh, honey, yeah that was with Carol.
甜心，你那次是跟卡蘿。
Ross: I know, but it's still worth mentioning, I think.
我知道，我想還是值得一提。
Phoebe: Relax every muscle in your body. Listen to the plinky plunky music.
全身肌肉放松。聽著叮叮咚咚的音樂好。
Ok, now close you eyes, and think of a happy place. Ok, tell me your happy place.
好的，現在閉上你的眼睛，想一個很愉快的地方。告訴我讓你快樂的地方是哪里。
Monica: Richard's living room, drinking wine.
理查家的客廳，一起喝酒。
Phoebe: All right. No, no, no, not a Richard thing, just put down the glass. And get out!
不，不，不，不可以跟理查有關，把酒杯放下。快出來！
Monica: Sorry, but that's my happy place.
對不起，那是讓我快樂的地方。
Phoebe: Well, ok, fine, use my happy place. Ok, I'm just gonna, I have to ask that you don't move anything in there.
-好，我的快樂地方借你用，但別亂動東西。
Monica: All right, I'll try not to.
好，我會試著不亂動。
Phoebe: Ok. All right, so, you're in a meadow, millions of stars in the sky...Do you think breaking up with him was a huge mistake?
好。你在草地上天上有一片繁星。-你覺得分手是錯誤的嗎？
Phoebe: Ok, there are no questions in the happy place. Ok, just, the warm breeze, and the moonlight flowing through the tree...
快樂的地方不準問問題。只有和煦的微風和從樹上撒下的月光
Monica: I bet he's totally over me, I'll bet he's fine.
我賭他一定忘了我，我打賭他好得很。
Phoebe: All right, betting and wagering of any kind, are, I'm sure, not permitted in happy place.
快樂的地方，不允許賭博和下注。
Ok. Just-just, you know, the-the lovely waterfalls, and the, the trickling fountains. And the-the calming sounds of the babbling brook...
你懂的，那里只有美麗的瀑布、緩慢流動著的噴泉，還有潺潺小溪產生的平靜音律
Monica: Ok, this isn't working. I'm still awake and now I have to pee.
好，一點用也沒有。我還是醒著的，而且我得去尿尿。
Janice: Guess who?
猜猜我是誰？
Joey: Janice. Hi, you just missed Chandler, but uh won't you come in before you go?
珍妮絲。嗨，錢德剛走，但是，你走之前還是進來吧。
Janice: So, I hear, you hate me!
我聽說，你討厭我！
Joey: I, ah, I never said hate, I was very careful about that.
我，我沒說我討厭你，我可是很小心的。
Janice: A little birdie told me something about you wanting to rip your arm off and throw it at me.
有一只小鳥告訴我，你想扯下手臂，丟到我身上。
Joey: And you got 'hate' from that? ! You're thinking a big leap there...All right, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, we have got to do something about our little situation here Joey.
這樣你就覺得我討厭你？！你也太斷章取義了吧-好吧這種情形，我們得想點策略。
So, this is my idea: you and me spending some quality time together. But what does that gonna do...For Chandler!
這是我的主意：你和我花點時間，好好相處。-但是那有什么關-為了錢德！
Joey: Ok. I'm in.
好吧，我加入。
Janice: Ok. All right. This is what we're gonna call it: 'Joey and Janice's DAY OF FUN!'
-好。這就叫做：喬伊和珍妮絲的逍遙一日游！
Joey: Does it have to be a whole day? Yes, because that's how long it takes to love me.
要一整天啊？-是的，因為這是讓你愛上我需要的時間。
Joey: Yeah, I know, I sleep in the next room.
是，我知道，我睡在你們的隔壁。
Chandler: So, do you guys all hate Janice too?
你們也都討厭珍妮絲了？
Phoebe: Ooh you hate Janice now? Oh! Joey's going to be so relieved.
你現在討厭珍妮絲了？哦！喬伊終于可以松一口氣了。
Rachel: Oh my God. My God.
上帝啊，上帝啊。
Chandler: Oh look everybody...it's Weepy: The Mime That Cares Too Much.
好吧，看，各位這是在哭泣啞劇：太過擔心。
Monica: And I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
我今天去了郵局，寄來的是我訂的錄影帶，是幫理查訂的，有關南北戰爭的。他很喜歡看南北戰爭。
Phoebe: Monica, do you want us to take you home?
莫妮卡，你要不要我們帶你回家？
Monica: Uh, huh. Or maybe to a galaxy far, far away.
或者帶我到遙遠的銀河去吧。
Ross: Women tell each other everything. Did you know that? Umm, yeah.
女人什么事都說。你知道嗎？-嗯，是的。
Ross: No Chandler, everything! Like stuff you like, stuff she likes, technique, stamina, girth...
不，錢德，我是說全部的事！你喜歡的東西，她喜歡的東西技巧，精力，周長
Chandler: Girth? Why, why, why, wh-why, why, why, why would they do this?
周長？為什么？她們為何這樣做？
Ross: Rachel says sharing's great and supposedly, you know, we ought to be doing it. You wanna?
瑞秋說分享的感覺很棒，而我們也應該這么做。你想要嗎？
Chandler: We're not gonna talk about girth are we? Nooo! Yeah, ok. Yeah? Yeah! All right! You go first.
我們不會要討論周長吧？-不。-好吧。-好吧？-好！你先吧。
Ross: Ok, ok, I'll go first. Ok.
好，好，我先說。-行。
Ross: So, uh, the other night Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies, and I happened to describe a particular Star Wars thing...
有天晚上瑞秋和我在床上討論彼此的性幻想我就形容了一個畫面，星球大戰里的
Chandler: Princess Leia in gold bikini. Yes!
莉亞公主和金色比基尼。-好！
Chandler: I know! Yes! Wow, well, that-that was easy. Ok, you- you go. Ok. Ok.
我知道！-這倒挺容易的好，換你了。-好。-好。
Chandler: Ok, well you know, you know when your in bed, with a woman.
好，當你跟一個女人在床上，正在親熱。
Ross: Hmph.
嗯。
Chandler: And, ah, you know, you're fooling around with her. And you get all these like, mental images in your brain, you know, like Elle MacPherson, or that girl at the Xerox place...
腦袋里突然出現一些瘋狂的念頭。就像超級名模埃勒麥克弗森，或是影印店的那個女孩
Ross: With the belly button ring? Oh, muhawa!
穿了肚臍環的那個？哦！
Chandler: I know, And then all of a sudden your mom pops into your head. And you're like 'Mom, get outta here!'
我知道，但是突然之間，你忽然想到你媽。然后你就想 “媽，快走開啦！”
You know, but 'course, like, after that you can't possibly think of anything else, and you can't, you know, stop what you're doing.
但從那時起，你的腦袋里就只有你媽，而你正在做的事又不能停止。
So it's kind of like, you're, you know. You know...You don't know!
所以你就好像，你知道的，你知道的你不知道！
Ross: Your mom, you're telling me, you're telling me, about your mom, what is the matter with you?
你媽媽？你是說跟你媽一起？你究竟有什么毛病？
Chandler: You said...Ross: I said 'share' not 'scare'. Go sit over there.
你說 -我說要分享，不是嚇人。你給我坐到那邊去。
Janice: We're baack!
我們回來了！
Joey: Hey...
-嘿
Chandler: Hey, what are you guys doing together?
嘿，你們倆在一起干嘛？
Janice: Joey and Janice's DAY OF FUN! !
喬伊和珍妮絲的逍遙一日游！！
Chandler: Really. Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and, you know, I love this woman. You have got competition buddy.
真的嗎？-我們去看紐約大都會的比賽，還吃了中國菜，你知道的，我愛這個女人你有競爭對手了，兄弟。
Janice: I just came by to give you a kiss, I have to go pick up the baby, so. I'll see you later sweetheart, you too Chandler.
我只是上來親你一下，我得去接孩子了，所以。待會兒見，甜心你也是，錢德。
Chandler: You still can't stand her can you? I'm sorry man, I tried, I really did.
你還是受不了她，是嗎？-抱歉，我已盡最大努力了。
Chandler: Well, you know, I appreciate you giving it a shot.
還是謝謝你的努力。
Joey: But, hey, look, you know, the good thing is, is that we spent the whole day together, and I survived, and what's even more amazing, so did she. It was bat day at Shea Stadium.
但是有一點可喜的是，我們整天在一起，而我還能存活。更了不起的是，她也還活著，因為今天是謝伊球場的“球棒”日。
Chandler: I guess that's something. Oh man, that's huge! Now, I know I can stand to be around her, which means I get to hang out with you, which is kinda the whole point, anyway.
我想這還蠻了不起的。-天啊，這可是大事呢！現在我知道我可以待在她旁邊，表示我可以和你們一起出去，反正這就是我的重點。
Chandler: Ok.
好吧。
Joey: Oh, hey, Chandler, we, ah, we stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross.
哦，嘿，錢德勒，我們在咖啡店停了一下，結果遇到羅斯。
Chandler: Oh God!
天啊！
Joey: Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I do it too.
希望這會讓你好過點，我也會有這種想法。
Chandler: Really?
真的嗎？
Joey: Oh yeah, I always picture your mom when I'm having sex.
對啊，當我在做愛時我都會想像你媽的樣子。
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1861年4月12日薩姆特堡的美國要塞遭到炮轟這場炮轟是由于
Monica: Hey, Dad, what are you doing here?
嘿，爸，你怎么來了？
Mr. Geller: Well, it's your mother's bridge night so I thought that I'd come into the city for a little Monicuddle. Since when did you start smoking cigars?
你媽今晚打橋牌，所以我進城來看看小莫妮卡。你什么時候開始抽雪茄了？
Monica: I don't, I just, I just like the smell of them. So, uh, what are you really doing here Dad?
我沒有，只是喜歡聞它的味道。你來這里真正的目的是什么？
Mr. Geller: Well, I just wanted to make sure that you are ok.
我只想確定一下你還好吧。
Monica: What makes you think that I might not be ok?
我為什么會不好呢？
Mr. Geller: I saw Richard.
我看到理查了。
Monica: Oh.
哦。
Mr. Geller: So, how are you doing?
所以，你還好嗎？
Monica: I'm fine, just a little tired, but I'm ok. How-how's Richard doing?
我很好，我只是有點累，但我還好。理查怎么樣了？
Mr. Geller: You don't wanna know.
你不會想知道的。
Monica: No, I-I really, really do.
不，我我真的，很想知道。
Mr. Geller: Well, he's doing terrible!
他的情況很糟！
Monica: Really? !
真的？！
Mr. Geller: It's worse than when he broke up with Barbara.
比他失去芭芭拉時還糟。
Monica: You're not just saying that are you? -Mr. Geller: No, the man is a mess.
你不是故意這么說的吧？-不，那個男人簡直一團糟。
Monica: Was he crying?
他有沒有哭？
Mr. Geller: No.
沒有。
Monica: Well, do you think he was waiting 'til after you left, so he could cry?
你覺得他是否等你走后，才一個人開始哭？
Mr. Geller: Maybe.
或許吧。
Monica: I think so.
我想是的。
Mr. Geller: Honey, relationships are hard. Like with your mom and me. You know after we graduated from college we broke up for a while.
-我想也是寶貝，感情這回事很難說，就像我跟你媽大學畢業后，我們曾分手一陣子。
It seems her father, your grandfather, wanted her to travel around Europe, like he did.
她父親，就是你祖父，似乎希望你媽跟他一樣，到歐洲四處旅行。
Of course, he got to do it on Uncle Sam's nickel, because he was also strafing German troop trains at the time. However...
當然，他是為了山姆大叔，因為當時他也在猛轟德國的軍用運輸列車然而
Rachel: Ok, here we go. I'm Jabba's prisoner, and you, have a really weird look on your face.
好吧，開始啰我是賈霸的囚犯，而你臉上的表情好怪。
What? Honey, what is it? Did I get it wrong? Did I get the hair wrong? What? Did you just picture it differently? What? What?
怎么了？甜心，有什么問題？我的頭發不對嗎？還是別的問題？跟你想像的不同，還是？
Ross: No, no it's, um, it's not you, um, it's um, it's...
不，不是你的問題，是
Mrs. Geller: Well what is it? Come on sweetie, your kinda like, freaking me out here.
怎么了？拜托，甜心，你快把我嚇壞了。
Ross: I hate Chandler, the bastard ruined my life.
我恨錢德，那個混蛋毀了我的人生。
