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Joey: All right they got water, orange juice, and what looks like cider.
好，她們有水，柳橙汁，這個看起來像蘋果汁。
Chandler: Taste it.
喝喝看吧。
Joey: Yep, it's fat. I drank fat!
對，這是一杯油，我喝了油！
Chandler: Yeah, I know, I did that two minutes ago.
我知道，兩分鐘前我才喝過的。
Ross: Hey!
嘿！
Chandler: Hey, mister tux!
嘿，晚禮服先生！
Ross: Why aren't you guys dressed?
你們怎么還沒換衣服？
Joey: We have a half hour.
還有半小時。
Ross: No, four minutes ago you had a half hour, we have to be out the door at twenty to eight.
不，那是四分鐘前的事，我們必須在七點四十出門。
Joey: Relax, Ross, we'll be ready. It only takes us two minutes to get dressed.
放心，我們會準備好的，我們只要兩分鐘就著裝完畢。
Ross: Well, you know, I'd feel a whole lot better if you got dressed now.
若你現在就換好，我會高興點。
Chandler and Joey: Ok.
好。
Rachel: Hey-hey! Oh, look at you, all sexy.
看看你，多性感啊。
Ross: Really?
真的嗎？
Rachel: Ooooh! Wow! ! Oh, hi.
哦！哇哦！！嘿！
Ross: Hi.
-嘿！
Rachel: How come you didn't come over earlier?
你怎么不早點過來？
Ross:'Cause, I'm a stupid, stupid man.
因為我真是笨得要命。
Joey: Hey, Ross, want some cider?
羅斯，要不要來點蘋果汁？
Ross: No. So, um, let's see you're pretty close, huh. Make-up's on, hair's done.
不要，你快準備好了吧。妝化好了，頭發梳好了。
Rachel: Yeah, I just have to get dressed.
我只要換衣服就好了。
Ross: Yay! And that takes what? Just six or seven minutes?
大概只要6或7分鐘吧？
Rachel: Yeah! Once I figure out what I'm wearing.
是啊，只要我決定好要穿什么。
Joey: Glass of fat?
要不要喝點油？
Joey: What's the matter Ross? What, you're nervous about your speech?
怎么了？你是不是因為要演講而緊張？
Ross: No! You wanna hear it?
不是！你要不要聽聽看？
Joey: Am I in it?
里面有提到我嗎？
Ross: Uh, huh. Yeah, right after I thank everyone for giving money to the museum, I sing a song about the wonder that is Joey.
等我感謝完所有捐錢給博物館的人，我就唱一首歌，歌頌喬伊的偉大。
Phoebe: Hello.
嘿！
Ross: Hey!
-嘿！
Joey: Whoa!
-哇！
Ross: Wow, hello! You look great!
嗨，你看起來真棒！
Phoebe: Thank you! I know, though.
謝謝你，雖然我已經知道了。
Ross: You see this, this is a person who is ready to go. Phoebe you, oh, you are my star.
看到沒？這個人準備好，可以出發了。菲比，你…你真是我的偶像啊。
Phoebe: Ohh, well, you're my lucky penny.
那你就是我的幸運銅板。
Chandler: All right, I took the quiz, and it turns out, I do put career before men. Get up.
好，我做了測驗，結果是我把事業放在比男人重要的位置了。起來。
Joey: What?
什么？
Chandler: You're in my seat.
你坐在我的位上。
Joey: How is this your seat?
為何這是你的位子？
Chandler:'Cause I was sitting there.
因為我剛才坐在這里。
Joey: But then you left.
但是你離開了。
Chandler: Well, it's not like I went to Spain. I went to the bathroom, you knew I was coming back.
拜托，我又不是去西班牙，我是去廁所，你明知道我會回來的。
Joey: What's the big deal, sit somewhere else.
那有什么大不了的，去坐別的地方嘛。
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
真正大不了的就是我是最后坐在這里的人，所以這是我的位子。
Joey: Well, actually the last place you were sitting was in there. So...
事實上，你最后坐的地方是那里，所以
Ross: You guys, you know what, you know what, it doesn't matter, because you both have to go get dressed before the big vein in my head pops. So...
各位，你們知道嘛？那個一點都不重要。你們倆都必須在我腦血管爆掉前換好衣服。所以
Chandler: All right, Ross, I just have to do one thing, really quickly, it's not a big deal. GET UP! !
好的，我只要再做一件事，這真的沒什么大不了！起來！！
Monica: Hi. All: Hey.
嘿。-嘿。
Monica: Ooh, Phoebe, you look great!
哦，菲比，你看起來好美。
Phoebe: All right already.
好啦，早知道了。
Monica: Ooh, are you gonna do magic?
你要變魔術嗎？
Ross: That's, that's funny. Change!
真好笑，給我換衣服去！
Monica: Hang on a second I just got in.
慢點，我才剛進門。
Ross: Look, I don't care. It starts at eight, we can't be late.
我才不管，晚會八點開始，我們不能遲到。
Phoebe: We could not, would not want to wait.
他不能、不會、也不愿等。
Ross: Look, our table is down in front, ok, my boss is gonna be there, everyone will see if we arrive after it starts.
我們的桌子在前方，我老板也會在那兒。若晚會開始后我們才進場，大家都看得到。
Monica: Has somebody been drinking my fat?
有人喝過我這一杯油嗎？
Rachel: You guys, does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?
這像是古生物學家的女友會穿的衣服嗎？
Phoebe: I don't know, you might be the first one.
我不知道，你大概是首開先例吧。
Monica: Rach, did you check the machine?
瑞秋，你聽答錄機留言了嗎？
Rachel: Uh, no. Wait, you know what, this is the outfit that makes my calves look fat. Never mind.
沒有。等等，這件衣服會顯得我小腿很粗，算了。
Chandler: Well, Joey, I wrote a little song today. It's called: Get Up.
喬伊，我今天寫了一首歌歌名叫做“起來”。
Joey: Gee...you know I-I just, I wish there was something I could do to help you.
天我希望我可以幫到你什么。
Chandler: Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up!
起來！起來！起來！起來！起來！起來！起來！起來！起來！
Joey: All right! All right! You can have the chair.
好啦，椅子給你啦。
Chandler: Really?
真的？
Joey: Oh my, would you look at that!
天啊，你看看這個！
Phoebe: "Hi, it's me, I'm coming over now.
是我，我正要過去。
Hey, what if I'm already there when your playing this message?" Is that too spooky?
若你播放這則留言時我已經到了呢？是不是很詭異？
Ross: "Hi Rach, are you there? It's me, pick up. Rachel. Rach!"
“瑞秋，你在不在？是我，快接起來。瑞秋？”
Rachel: What? !
干嘛？！
Ross: Never mind.
沒事。
Rachel's sister: Hi, Rach it's your sister. Did you ever sleep with Donnie Mazio? 'Cause last night he kept on shouting 'Two for two'.
嗨，瑞秋，我是你妹妹。你有沒有跟丹尼馬志奧上過床？昨晚他叫個不停，兩個對兩個。
Rachel: All right do you want me to get dressed or do you wanna hear a really long story about the senior Hayride?
你是想讓我去穿衣服，還是聽一個關于夜間坐馬車出游的長故事？
Joey: Are you only asking him? Cause I...
你只問他嗎？因為我們也…
Richard: "Monica, it's Richard. Call me."
莫妮卡，我是理查，打電話給我。
Monica: Is-is-is that message old or new? Old or new? ! Old or new? !
這則留言是新的還是舊的？新的還是舊的？
Ross: It's old, it's definitely old. Didn't you hear the, the double beep?
絕對是舊的，你沒聽到兩聲嗶嗎？
Monica: What if it's new?
若是新的怎么辦？
I mean, we agreed not to talk again, unless we had something really important to say. Shouldn't I call him back?
我們說好不聯絡的，可能有重要的事，我該不該回電話？
Chandler: Honey, you did call him back. 'Cause, it's, it's really old.
甜心，你已經打過了，這是舊的留言。
Ross: Yeah, see Mon, listen, listen.
是啊，莫妮卡，你聽著。
When Carol and I broke up, I went through the same thing. And you know what I did?
當卡蘿與我分手時，我也經歷一樣的事。你知道我怎么做嗎？
Monica: Huh?
哈？
Ross: I...go...dressed. Really, really quickly. Ok, ok. There we go, there we go.
我去換好衣服。真的要快一點，真的。好。這就對了。
Chandler: You know what, ok, fine.
你知道嗎？好吧。
Don't get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don't mind, you know, my hand right here.
別起來了，就坐在那里吧。只希望你別介意我的手放在這里。
Op, not touching, can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! Not touching, can't get mad!
沒碰到，不能生氣，沒碰到，不能生氣！沒碰到，不能生氣！
Phoebe: Ah! Oh my God! You r-r-rotten boys!
我的天啊，你們這些壞孩子！
Chandler and Joey: Sorry Phoebe.
抱歉，菲比。
Joey: I'm so sorry.
-抱歉。
Phoebe: What am I gonna do?
-我該怎么辦？
Ross: No, no, don't, don't rub it! Don't! What gets out hummus? ! What gets out hummus? !
別亂抹，有什么可以去除豆泥？有什么可以去除豆泥？
Phoebe: Monica, Monica, you know what gets out hummus.
莫妮卡！有什么可以去除豆泥？
Monica: If it is a new message, what is he calling to say?
如果那個留言是新的，他到底打來說什么？
Phoebe: Ok, thanks. Yeah, I'll try that.
好，謝謝，我會試試看的。
Chandler: Maybe he's calling to say you're obsessive and crazy.
說不定他打來說你執迷不悟而且太瘋狂。
Monica: So, should I call him back?
我該不該回電話給他？
The guys: Noo! NO!
不！
Rachel: Ok, do these match?
這些搭配嗎？
Ross: Yes, they definitely match.
是的，很搭配。
Joey: They don't match.
不搭配。
Rachel: Uh!
-嗚！
Joey: What? They didn't match!
干嘛？他們不搭配！
Chandler: All right, fine, you know what, we'll both sit in the chair.
很好，我們一起坐在椅子上。
Joey: Fine with me.
隨便啊。
Chandler: I'm so comfortable.
我好舒服啊。
Joey: Me too. In fact, I think I might be a little too comfortable.
我也是，事實上，我可能有點太舒服了。
Chandler: All right!
-好吧。
Ross: Ok, look, we have nineteen minutes. Ok, Chandler, I want you to go and change! Ok.
好，我們有19分鐘，錢德，我要你去換衣服。
And then, when you come back, Joey will go change, and he'll have vacated the chair. Ok?
等你回來后，喬伊去換衣服，他就會把椅子空出來。好嗎？好的。
Chandler: Ok. All right! Fine! I'm going. But when I get back it's chair sitting, and I'm the guy who's...sitting in a chair!
好，我要走了。等我回來后這里就是椅子城市，而我是坐在椅子上的那個人！
Rachel: Is this a little too...Pheebs, what happened?
這是不是有點太菲比，怎么回事？
Phoebe: Hummus. I got the hummus.
我沾到豆泥了。
Rachel: Ooooh! Honey, well we'll find you something. Do you wanna wear my black jacket?
哦！甜心，我們會找出衣服給你，你要不要穿我的黑外套？
Phoebe: That won't go with this dress though.
這樣跟裙子就不能搭配了。
Rachel: No, you're right. Well, we'll find something. Let's just get you out of that. Come on.
沒錯。我們會發現一些東西。來吧，我們把衣服換掉。
Ross: No, no, no, no, no, no, not out of that, not out of clothes.
不，可別換掉，千萬別把衣服脫掉。
Rachel: Mo, Monica, can Phoebe borrow your green dress?
莫妮卡，菲比可以借你的綠裙子穿嗎？
Monica: I called him. Nooo.
我打給他了。-不。
Monica: Yes. Well I got his machine and I left a message. But it's ok, it's ok, it's ok, because you know it was like a casual, breezy message.
對，我進入他的答錄機，然后我留言了，不過沒關系，因為那是個隨興，輕松的留言。
It was breezy! Oh God, what if it wasn't breezy?
很輕松。天啊，若聽起來并不輕松該怎么辦？
Phoebe: Well, how could it not be breezy, no, 'cause, you're, you're in such a breezy place.
怎么可能不輕松？不會，這里是個輕松的地方。
Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.
我知道了，我播放我的留言，你們再告訴我是否輕松。
Joey: But, Monica, how are you gonna do that?
你怎么可能那樣做？
Monica: I know the code to his answering machine.
我知道他答錄機的密碼。
Ross: Ok, Mon, I really don't think this is the...Ok, you're dialing, you are dialing.
好，莫妮卡，我不認為現在應該好，你在撥號。
Chandler: What's going on? Monica's beeping into Richard's machine.
在干什么？-莫妮卡正在進入理查的答錄機。
Chandler: Is she crazy?
她瘋了嗎？
Phoebe: Like a straw? Remember crazy straws?
就像稻草記得嗎？瘋狂的稻草？
Richard: "Hi, this is Richard. Please leave a message at the tone."
“嘿，我是理查，請在嗶聲后留言。”
Machine:"You have two new messages."
“你有兩個新訊息。”
Joey: Wow, what a cool job. 'You have two new messages.' 'Please, pass the pie.'
真是個好工作。“你有兩個新訊息”，“請把餡餅遞給我”。
Monica: "Hi, it's Monica. I'm just checking in 'cause I got this message from you and I didn't know if it was old or new or what.
“嘿，我是莫妮卡，我只是想確定一下我有一通留言，不知道是新的還是舊的。
So, I'm just checking. So, let me know, or don't, whatever. I'm breezy."
所以，我只是問問看。告訴我吧或者不告訴我都可以，我很輕松。”
Joey: Hey, you can't say you're breezy, that, that totally negates the breezy.
你不能說“我很輕松”，這樣就不輕松了。
Woman's Voice: Hola, it's me, yesterday was really fun. Call me about this weekend, ok?
你好啊，是我，昨天真是愉快。打電話給我談談周末的計劃，好嗎？
Joey: Now she sounded breezy.
她聽起來就很輕松。
Monica: He's seeing someone. I can't believe he's seeing someone.
他開始約會了，我真不敢相信他開始約會。
Phoebe: Monica, you don't know that. Well, who's voice was that?
你又不知道那個是誰。那么那是誰的聲音？
Chandler: Maybe it was his sister's. You know, maybe it was his daughter's.
說不定是他妹妹的，說不定是他女兒的。
Monica: Michelle! Of course, it was Michelle! Did it sound like Michelle?
蜜雪兒，一定是了！聽起來像蜜雪兒嗎？
Rachel: I-I cannot remember her.
我記不清了。
Ross: Great, great. It's starting to rain, that will make it easier to get a cab.
太好了，開始下雨了，這樣計程車又更難叫了。
Monica: It was Michelle. Yeah. It was definitely Michelle.
是蜜雪兒，絕對是蜜雪兒。
Rachel: Ok, Pheebs, you go with Monica and try on her green dress. If that doesn't work, you can wear my gray silk one. Oh, God, what was I wearing? !
去試穿莫妮卡的綠裙子。不適合，就穿我的灰色絲質的。我要穿那件的。哦，天，我穿啥啊？！
Ross: Well you don't, you don't know what you're wearing?
你還不知道自己要穿什么？
Rachel: Well, hon-ey. I'm just trying to look nice for your big night.
今晚是你的大日子，我只是希望自己好看一點。
Ross: Yeah, which, which we have to leave for in exactly twelve minutes.
是啊，而我們在12分鐘內必須出門。
All right, come on, I'll just pick something out for you. Look there-there that looks good.
來吧，我幫你選衣服。那件，那件，看起來很好。
Rachel: Ross, that's a towel!
羅斯，那是毛巾。
Chandler: Ok, you'll notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not.
你看到了，我全換好了。而我呢，也發現你什么都還沒換。
So in the words of A.A.Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole!" Ok.
所以用米爾恩的話說“離開我的椅子，驢蛋！”-好。
Chandler: What're you doing?
你在干什么？
Joey: Well you said I had to give you the chair, you didn't say anything about the cushions.
你叫我離開椅子啊？你又沒說不能帶走椅墊！
Chandler: The cushions are the essence of the chair!
但椅墊是椅子的精華所在。
Joey: That's right! I'm taking the essence.
沒錯，我要帶走精華。
Chandler: Oh-ho, he'll be back. Oh-ho, there's nobody in the room.
他會回來的，這里什么人也沒有。
Ross: Look, I'm sorry, I thought it looked pretty.
對不起，我覺得這樣很美。
Rachel: Ross, that was a Halloween costume, unless you would like me to go to this thing as Little Bo Peep.
這是萬圣節服裝。除非你要我穿的像小牧羊女一樣。
Ross: Look, I didn't recognize it without that inflatable sheep.
若沒有那只可充氣的羊，我不會認出來。
Rachel: Yeah, which, by the way Chandler, I would like it back one of these days.
是啊，對了，錢德，我最近想要一只回來。
Phoebe: Oh, Rach, good, listen, isn't this perfect for me!
哦，瑞秋，很好啊，這件是不是很適合我？
Rachel: Oh, it's perfect! But not for tonight.
太棒了！但是不適合今晚。
Phoebe: Well, of course not for tonight. Yeah, hi!
當然不適合今晚。嘿，嘿！
Ross: Not for tonight. Not for tonight. Notonight! Wh-what, what, what, are you doing?
不適合今晚。不適合今晚。不適合今晚！那你在干嘛？
Rachel: No, I'm sorry, we didn't mean it. I love you, I love you, Breathe.
對不起，不是故意的。我愛你，我愛你，深呼吸。
Chandler: We used them as pillows when we went camping.
我們去露營時，把它們當枕頭。
