評論
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Ross: Okay, Monica, Mon. Okay, what you just saw...
莫尼卡，嗯，你剛才看到的……
Monica: Can I ask you just a little question? Why tonight?
我能問你個小問題嗎？為什么一定得在今天晚上？
Rachel: What?
什么？
Monica: See, I've been waiting my whole life to be engaged, and unlike some people I'm only planning on doing this once.
看，我一生都在等待結婚，而且不像某些人，我只打算結一次！
Monica: So you know, maybe it's selfish, I'm sorry, but I was kinda hoping tonight could just be about that.
所以，也許這有點自私。對不起，但我希望今晚能只屬于我。
Rachel: Oh honey, but it is just about that.
親愛的，今夜就是只屬于你的。
Monica: No it's not! No! No! Now it's about you and Ross getting back together!
不，不是！不是！現(xiàn)在這是你和羅斯的復合之夜了。
Rachel: What? !
什么？！
Monica: See, you kinda stole my thunder!
看，你們搶了我的風頭！
Ross: Okay! Ho-ho! We did not steal your thunder. Because we are not getting back together.
沒有！我們沒有搶你的風頭！因為我們根本沒有復合！
Rachel: Yeah. No. And you know what? Nobody even saw!
對啊，你知道嗎？沒人看見剛才的事！
Ross: Yeah!
對！
Monica: That's true.
沒錯！
Rachel: Honey I swear it we just kissed.
親愛的，我發(fā)誓，我們只是接吻了。
Ross: It was just a kiss.
只是一個吻！
Phoebe: You guys kissed! What does this mean? !Are you, are you getting back together? ! Can I sing at your wedding?
你們倆接吻了！這代表什么？！你們復合了？我能在你們婚禮上演唱嗎？
Monica: Thunder being stolen!
風頭被搶了！
Rachel: Okay come on Phoebe, it's nothing! Monica, come on!
你干嘛菲比，沒有的事！莫尼卡！
Ross: Look let's not make a big deal out of this! It was a one time thing. It doesn't even matter!
我們不要小題大作！只是一次而已，沒什么大不了的！
Joey: Oh my God! I cannot believe you guys are talking about this!The problems in the bedroom are between the man and the woman!
我的天哪，我不能相信你們討論這個！這是夫妻間的問題！
Joey: All right? ! Now Chandler is doing the best he can!
知道了嗎？！錢德勒已經(jīng)盡力了！
Chandler: I don't think that's what they were talking about, Joe!
我不覺得他們在討論這個，喬！
Phoebe: What a great night, Chandler can't do it, these guys kissed…
多美好的一夜啊，錢德勒不舉，他們接吻。
Joey and Chandler: What?
什么？
Joey: You guys kissed? This is huge!
你們接吻了，這可是大事。
Rachel and Ross: No! Oh no!
不不不。
Rachel: No, it's really not huge.
不，沒什么大不了的。
Ross: And people thinking it's huge has led Monica to believe that we are stealing her thunder. Which we are not!
你們都大驚小怪，這讓莫妮卡覺得我們搶了她的風頭！我們并沒有！
Monica: Well, we're still talking about it, aren't we?
原來我們還在討論這個？
Phoebe: Well yeah, that and Chandler's problem.
嗯，沒錯，這個和錢德勒的問題。
Joey: Monica Monica Monica Monica, listen listen listen listen, would it make you feel better if we all stop talking about Ross and Rachel.
莫妮卡，聽我說，如果我們不再討論瑞秋和羅斯，你會好過點嗎？
Monica: Yes that would be lovely.
那最好了。
Joey: You got it. Okay. Now, I can pass for 19 right?
聽你的。好，我看起來像19歲嗎？
Chandler: Yes, you can pass for 19.
對，你絕對能演十九歲的。
Joey: Really?Chandler: Yes!Joey: Seriously?
真的嗎？對。確定？
Chandler: Seriously? Seriously, no! OK? You can play your own age which is 31!
確定？確定的說，不！你只能是31歲！
Joey: I'm 30!
我才30！
Rachel: Joey, you are not! You're 31.Joey: Oh, crap!
喬伊，你不是，你已經(jīng)31了！該死！
Phoebe: Okay, so The Plaza! Okay, we'll get us some Mai Thai's, maybe no more for you though.
好，去酒吧！我們可以帶點邁泰（雞尾酒）。
Monica: You know what? I think that, I don't feel like going to The Plaza.
我現(xiàn)在又不想去了。
Phoebe: Why?!
為什么？！
Rachel: Honey, Monica, this is ridiculous! Look…
莫尼卡，太荒謬了！
Monica: No, I really don't want to talk about it! I don't! Especially with you.
不，我不想再談這個問題，我不想！特別是和你！
Joey: That is whack!
太遜了。
Phoebe: Okay, I think I'll play it at the wedding.
耶？OK，我要在婚禮演奏這個
Joey: Yeah! Well, I think we'll see if they actually let you play.Huh? I mean they tell you anything you want to hear like, "You look 19," and then they just take it away like, "No you don't."
到時候再看吧。他們總是先說些你喜歡聽的，就好像"你看上去像19歲"，然后他們再奪走這一切，說"其實沒有"。
Phoebe: I don't think Monica is gonna take this away.
莫妮卡不會這么對我的。
Joey: Wouldn't she?Phoebe: Would she?
她不會嗎？她會嗎？
Joey: Would she? You ate my candy bar!
她會嗎？你吃了我的糖果條！
Ross: Guess who?
猜猜是誰。
Rachel: Hey.
嘿。
Ross: Hey, I just realized we kinda let some stuff up in the air…
嘿，我嗅到了火藥味。
Rachel: What do you think Monica mean when she said "I don't want to talk!", especially with me?
你說莫妮卡那句，“我不想再談”，特別是和我，是什么意思？
Rachel: I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
我是說，為什么不是你和我？接吻的是我們兩個人啊！
Ross: Still thinking about it?
還想這個呢？
Rachel: Seriously, what did she mean by that? Especially you!
嚴肅點，她到底是什么意思？“特別是你！”
Ross: Who cares?
誰在乎啊？
Rachel: I care!
我在乎！
Ross: And so do I.
我也在乎。
Rachel: You know what, I have to go talk to her, would you let me just get changed?
你知道嗎？我要去和她談談！你讓我換件衣服好嗎？
Ross: Okay. Sure.
好的，當然。
Rachel: Am I going to let you watch me undress?
我邀你觀賞我更衣了嗎？
Ross: No.
沒。
Monica: I can't believe her, You know it's just, it's so typical.
我真不敢相信！她總是干這種事！
Chandler: Now Monica, I know you're upset, but don't forget.There is going to be a wedding, you are going to throw the bouquet, and then there's going to be a honeymoon, maybe in Paris.
莫妮卡，我知道你很沮喪。可別忘了，將會有一個婚禮，你要拋花球，然后會有一個蜜月，也許在巴黎！
Monica: Paris?
巴黎？
Chandler: We will take a moonlit walk on the Rue de la…
月光下，我們在Rue de la街散步！
Monica: Keep talking.
繼續(xù)說。
Chandler: Then we will sprinkle rose pedals on the bed and make love.Not just because it's romantic, but because I can!
然后我們在鋪滿玫瑰花瓣的床上做愛。不是因為很浪漫，而是因為我能！
Monica: I love you!
我愛你。
Monica: Bonjour, monsieur.
你好，先生。（法語）
Chandler: Okay, don't say anything, you might scare it away.
好的，什么都別說了。你會把它嚇跑的！
Chandler: It's Paris, who knows we're here?
這里是巴黎！誰知道我們在這里？
Monica: Hi Pheebs, what's up?
你好菲比，什么事？
Phoebe: Okay, you said I could sing at your wedding so, I'm just gonna need a small deposit.
好的，你們說讓我在婚禮上獻唱，我需要一點定金！
Monica: What? !
什么？！
Phoebe: You know, just some good faith money to hold the date.
只是一點定金，讓我把時間留好！
Chandler: Phoebe, we're not giving you a deposit for our wedding!
菲比，我們不會為了婚禮給你定金！
Phoebe: Oh, I see.
哦，我知道了。
Joey: They break your heart, don't they?
他們傷透了你的心，對吧？
Phoebe: You know, I don't really their permission.
你知道嗎？我不需要他們的同意。
Joey: Yeah! If you wanna sing at their wedding, well you sing at their wedding!
對，如果你想在婚禮上唱歌，你就在他們的婚禮唱歌。
Phoebe: Yeah! And if you wanna look 19, then you… You gotta do something about your eyes.
對！如果你想看上去像19歲，你就可以……在眼睛上做些手腳。
Joey: What? ! What's wrong with my eyes.
什么，我的眼睛怎么了？
Phoebe: They give you away! There's just too much wisdom in there. Just put some tea bags on there for like 15 minutes.
它們出賣了你！里面有太多的智慧了！只要把茶包敷在上面15分鐘。
Joey: And that'll get rid of my wisdom?
這樣就能去掉我眼里的智慧？
Phoebe: Maybe just 10 minutes for you.
也許只需要10分鐘，對你來說。
Chandler: Give her the deposit! Give her the ring! I don't care!
給她定金！把戒指也給她！我不在乎！
Monica: Yes.
什么事？
Rachel: Monica, what did you mean before when you said you didn't want to talk to anyone, especially me?
莫妮卡，你之前說的你不想和任何人說話，特別是我。這是什么意思？
Chandler: What a great apology! And you accept! Okay, bye-bye!
多好的一個道歉啊！你也接受了！好了，再見！
Rachel: No, seriously, what was the “especially me” part about?
不，認真的，那"特別是和我"到底什么意思？
Monica: Well, let's just say it's not the first time you've stolen my thunder.
好吧，我告訴你，你搶我的風頭不只一次了！
Rachel: What? !
什么？！
Ross: Hey, here's a thought.
嘿，我有個想法。
Rachel: Monica, what are you talking about?
莫妮卡你在說什么？
Monica: My Sweet Sixteen! Remember, you went to third base with my cousin Charlie.
我美好的16歲，記得嗎？你和我表哥上了三壘。
Chandler: Ah, third base.
三壘啊。
Monica: It's all everybody at the party could talk about!
舞會上的所有人都在談論這個！
Rachel: Monica, You know what? The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring!
莫妮卡，你知道嗎？我做這個的唯一原因是你的派對實在太無聊了！
Monica: We had a characturist!
我們有表演嘉賓！
Rachel: Oh!
噢！
Phoebe: “Whenever I get married, guess who won't get to sing? Somebody named Geller! And somebody else named Bing!”
“當我結婚的時候，猜猜誰不準唱歌？一個叫蓋勒，另一個叫賓！”
Rachel: Monica, your Sweet Sixteen was like a million years ago!
莫妮卡，你美好的16歲是幾百萬年前的事了！
Monica: And yet, here we are doing it again.
你今天不是又來了一回嗎。
Rachel: Ugh, Monica I don't want to steal your stupid thunder!
莫妮卡，我才不要搶你愚蠢的風頭！
Monica: Oh please! Why else would you have made out with Ross?
算了吧！那你為什么要和羅斯親熱？
Ross: Got me.
我也不懂。
Rachel: All right, easy Mimey, the moment has passed, it ain't gonna happen!
得了吧，過去了就不會再發(fā)生！
Monica: I just thought it would be nice if I could have just this one night!
我只是想只要有這么一個晚上就好了。
Rachel: I swear, I never wanted any part of your night! No one was supposed to see us kissing.
我發(fā)誓，我從來不想在你的夜晚中分一杯羹！大家都不應該看見我們接吻的。
Monica: Oh, is that why you did it the secret hallway where nobody ever goes?!
所以你們才在僻靜的小走道上接吻，因為永遠都不會有人看見？！
Ross: Uh, Rachel, I've been thinking. I don't think us getting together tonight is such a good idea. I'm calling it off.
嗯，瑞秋，我在想，我不覺得我們今晚一起共度春宵會是個好主意。我不干了。
Chandler: Way to save your dignity my man.
挽回面子的好方法啊，伙計。
Rachel: Why? Why would I ever want to take away from your night?
莫妮卡？為什么？為什么我非要搶你的風頭？
Monica: I don't know! I don't maybe you're feeling a little resentful.Maybe you thought you'd get married first!Maybe you can't stand the fact that your formally fat friend is getting married before you!
我不知道！也許你覺得怨恨。也許你覺得你會先結婚！也許你受不了以前那個胖妹妹比你先結婚！
Rachel: Oh wow. That you know what? That is so unfair. You know what?Now I want to steal your thunder! Come on Ross, let's go have sex!
噢！你知道嗎？這太不公平了！現(xiàn)在我想搶你的風頭了！來吧，羅斯，我們去滾床單！
Monica: I can't believe you're gonna have sex on my engagement night!
我真不敢相信你們要在我的訂婚夜?jié)L床單！
Chandler: Well, somebody should.
對啊，本來某人應該這樣！
Ross: Look uh, if we're gonna do this…
如果我們要做這……
Rachel: We're not gonna do this, all right? She's just gonna think that we're doin' it.
我們才不會做這個！只要讓她覺得我們在做就行了。
Ross: I see, so everybody wins.
我明白了，雙贏！
Rachel: Who is it?
誰？
Monica: Monica, open up!
莫妮卡，開門！
Rachel: Okay well Ross! Stop it please! Wait a minute!
羅斯！先停停！等一下嘛！
Rachel: Yeah, you like that baby? May we help you?
耶，你喜歡這樣嗎寶貝？有何貴干？
Monica: I just wanted to say that I hope you do have sex tonight and I hope that you guys get back together,but I must warn you, the night that you announce your engagement I'm going to announce that I'm pregnant!
我只是想說，我希望你們今晚滾床單，而且復合！但我要警告你，你訂婚的那天晚上我會宣布我懷孕了！
Chandler: How is that ever going to happen? !
那怎么可能呢？！
Rachel: All right Monica, do you want to know why I was with Ross tonight? !
好吧，莫妮卡，你想知道我今晚為什么要和羅斯在一起嗎？
Monica: I know why!
我知道！
Rachel: No you don't know why!
你才不！
Monica: Okay! Why? !
好吧！為什么？
Rachel: Because! Because I was sad.
因為，因為我很傷心！
Monica: What do you mean?
什么意思？
Rachel: Look, I am so so happy for you guys, but you getting married just reminds me of the fact that I'm not.
聽著，我非常非常為你們高興。但你要結婚這件事提醒了我，我沒有要結婚。
Rachel: I'm not even close. And I don't know, maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better.And I know that that's dumb, but oh my God you were so depressed when Ross got married that you slept with Chandler!
我甚至八字還沒一撇。我不知道，也許我只想讓自己好過一點。我知道這很蠢，但是羅斯結婚的時候，你不也太沮喪，以至于跑去和錢德勒睡了！
Chandler: I don't care, she slept with me.
我不在乎，和她睡的是我。
Rachel: Anyway sweetie, I am, I'm so sorry I ruined your night.
無論如何，寶貝，我對毀掉了你的夜晚感到抱歉！
Monica: I'm sorry I almost made you sleep with Ross.
我對差點讓你和羅斯睡了感到抱歉！
Ross: Well, I'm going to take off. Congratulations.
好吧，我要走了。恭喜。
Chandler: Thanks.
謝謝。
Ross: And uh, Rachel.
還有，瑞秋。
Rachel: Yeah.
什么？
Ross: What can I say, you missed your chance. From now on the only person who's going to enjoy these bad boys is me.
我還能說什么呢？你錯過了機會。從現(xiàn)在開始，能享受這些壞小子的人只有我自己了。
Phoebe: “We thought Phoebe would leave, but she just stayed and stayed.That's right, I'm here all night, and Chandler will never get l…”
“我們以為菲比會離開，但她沒有。沒錯，我整晚呆在這里，錢德勒永遠得不到……“
Chandler: Hey! Here's a dollar, consider it a deposit. Please sing at our wedding.
嘿，這里有一美元，當作定金。請在我們的婚禮演唱！
Phoebe: Oh thank you.
噢，謝謝！
Chandler: Okay.
好的。
Phoebe: Now… “Who will perform the ceremony! Who will perform the cer-”O(jiān)h! All right, I'll pound on him in the morning.
“誰會在婚禮表演？誰會在婚禮唱歌？”噢，算了，我明天再砸他。
