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Monica: There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with.
沒什么可說的。只不過是我的同事而已。
Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy. There's gotta be something wrong with him!
少來了，你和那個人出去約會，他一定是有什么問題！
Chandler: All right, Joey. Be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
好啦，喬伊，嘴下留德。他駝背嗎？駝背又帶假發？
Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? 'cause I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carloh!
慢著，他吃粉筆嗎？我只是不想她重蹈我和卡爾的覆轍。喔！
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. Relax. This is not even a date. It's not.It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.
好吧，大家淡定。淡定。這甚至都不算是約會。完全不算。我們只不過是出去吃晚餐，也不做愛。
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.
我覺得聽起來像是和我約會。
Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.
好啦，回到中學那個時候，我站在自助餐廳中央，突然發現自己全身赤裸。
All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
哦，耶，做過那樣的夢。
Chandler: Then I look down and I realize there is a phone...there.
然后我低頭一看，發現有一支大哥大......在那兒。
Joey: Instead of. Chandler: That's right!
而不是......？沒錯！
Joey: Never had that dream.
從沒做過那樣的夢。
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.
突然，那個電話響起來了。
Chandler: Now I don't know what to do? Everybody starts looking at me.
然后我不知道該怎么辦，大家都開始看著我。
Monica: They weren't looking at you before?
之前他們就沒看著你？
Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it.
最后，我覺得應該接這個電話。
Chandler: And it turns out it's my mother. Which is very, very weird because she never calls me.
結果是我媽媽（打來的）。這十分十分的奇怪，因為她從來不給我打電話。
Ross: Hi.
嗨。
Joey: This guy says, "Hello, " I wanna kill myself.
這家伙說句“你好”，我都想自殺。
Monica: You okay? sweetie!
親愛的你還好吧？
Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine pulled it out of my mouth, and tied it around my neck.
我就感覺好像有人將手伸進我的喉嚨，抓住我的小腸，從我的嘴里拉出來再纏在我的脖子上。
Chandler: Cookie?
要餅干嗎？
Monica: Carol moved her stuff out today.
卡籮今天搬走了她的東西。
Monica: Let me get you some coffee.
我給你弄杯咖啡。
Thanks.
謝謝
Ross: No, Oh! No don't! Stop cleansing my aura. Just leave my aura alone, okay? Fine, be murky.
不，喔！不，不要！不要清理我的氣息！離我的氣息遠點，好嗎？好吧！繼續抑郁吧！
Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be happy.
我會沒事的，好不好？真的，各位，我希望她會幸福。
Monica: No, you don't.
不，你并不希望。
Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!
不，我不會的，讓她見鬼去吧，是她拋棄了我！
Joey: You never knew she was a lesbian?
你從來都不知道她是女同性戀？
Ross: No! Okay? Why does everyone keep fixating on that?
不知道！行了吧？為什么每個人總是揪著這點不放？
Ross: She didn't know. How should I know?
她都不知道，我又怎么會知道？
Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Did I say that out loud?
有時候我希望我是女同性戀。我大聲說出來啦？
Ross: I told Mom and Dad last night. They seemed to take it pretty well.
我昨晚告訴爸爸媽媽了，他們似乎很好地接受了。
Monica: Oh, really? So that hysterical phone call I got from a woman sobbing at 3:00 A.M. , "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?
噢，真的嗎？那我凌晨三點接到一個歇斯底里的女人打來的電話，她在電話中抽泣說“我不會有孫子了，我不會有孫子了 ” 那是怎么回事？打錯電話啦？
Ross: Sorry.
對不起。
Joey: Alright Ross, Look, you're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting.
沒事的，羅斯。聽著，你現在感到很痛苦，你很生氣，你感到很受傷。
Joey: Can I tell you what the answer is? Strip joints!
我能告訴你答案是什么嗎？脫衣舞俱樂部！
Joey: C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones.
拜托，你單身了，找點樂子吧！
Ross: See I don't want to be single, okay?
可我不想單身，好不好？
Ross: I just...I justI just want to be married again.
我只是......我只是，我只是想再婚。
Chandler: And I just want a million dollars!
而我只想要100萬美金！
Monica: Rachel? Rachel: Oh, God, Monica hi! Thank God!
瑞秋？噢，老天，莫妮卡，你好，感謝上帝！
Rachel: I just went to your building, and you weren't there, and this guy with a big hammer said that you might be here, and you are you are.
我剛到你那里去，而你不在，那個拿著大錘子的家伙說你可能在這里，你真在這里，你真在這里。
Can I get you some coffee?
給你來點咖啡？
Monica: Decaf.
無咖啡因的。
Monica: Okay, Everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor.
好了，各位，這位是瑞秋，林肯高中的另一個幸存者。
Monica: This is everybody. this is Chandler and Phoebe and Joey. And, you Remember my brother, Ross?
這就是各位啦，這是錢德，菲比和喬伊。還有，你還記得我哥哥羅斯嗎？
Rachel: Sure! Hi
當然，你好！
Monica: So You wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?
那么你是現在告訴我們呢，還是說我們等四位濕漉的伴娘來？
Rachel: Oh God...Well, it started about a halfhour before the wedding.
哦，天吶，好吧，這大概發生在婚禮前半個小時。
Rachel: I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat.
我當時在放置禮品的房間里。我正看著那個船形鹵肉盤。
Rachel: This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat. When all of a sudden I realized...Sweet 'n' Lo?
那是個非常好看的船形鹵肉盤。當時，突然，我意識到......有糖嗎？
Rachel: I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry!
我發現比起巴里，這個船形鹵肉盤更讓我沖動！
Rachel: And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew he looked familiar, but.
然后我嚇到了，就在那時我突然想到：巴里看起來有多像土豆頭先生，你們知道的，我的意思是，我總覺得他看起來很像，但是......
Rachel: Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering, "Why am I doing this, " and "Who am I doing this for?"
無論如何，我必須離開那里，然后我開始思考：“我為什么這樣做，我為了誰這樣做？”
Rachel: So anyway, I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
反正我不知道該去哪里，而且我知道你和我有點疏遠了，但你是我認識的人里唯一住在這個城市的。
Monica: Who wasn't invited to the wedding.
沒被邀請參加婚禮的人
Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue...
。噢，我有點希望這不是什么問題......
Monica: Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it.
現在我猜他給她買了個大管風琴，而她很不喜歡。
Chandler: "Tuna or egg salad! Decide!"
金槍魚或雞蛋沙拉？快決定！
"I'll have whatever Christina's having. "
“克莉絲汀店里有什么我就吃什么。”
Rachel: Daddy, I just I can't marry him. I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me!
爸爸，我只是不能嫁給他！對不起，我只是不愛他。額，但那對我很重要！
Phoebe: "If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off. "
“如果我松開我的頭發，我的頭會掉下來的。”
Chandler: Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants.
噢，她真不應該穿那條褲子。
Joey: I say push her down the stairs.
我說把她推下樓梯。
All: Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!
把她推下樓梯！推下樓梯！推下樓梯！
Rachel: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, "You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'.
爸爸，聽我說！就好像，就好像 在我一生中，所有人都告訴我，“你是鞋子！你是鞋子，你是鞋子，你是鞋子！”
Rachel: And today I just stopped and I said, What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I want to be aa purse? y'know? Or aor a hat!
然后今天，我制止了，我說：假如我不想成為鞋子呢？如果我想成為一個包？你知道嗎，或者，嗯，一個帽子！”
Rachel: No, I don't want you to buy me a hat! I'm saying I am a ha...It's a metaphor, Daddy!
不，我不是讓你給我買帽子，我是說我是一頂帽......這是個比喻，老爸！
Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble.
你能發現他哪里出了問題。
Rachel: Look, Daddy, it's my life. Well, maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.
爸爸，這是我的生活。也許我可以和莫妮卡住在一起。
Monica: Well, I guess we've established she's staying here with Monica...
額，我想我們都確定了她和Monica住這里了......
Rachel: Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait! I said maybe!
也許那是我的決定，呵，也許我不需要你的錢。等等！我是說也許！
Monica: Just breathe, breathe...that's it. Just try to think of nice calm things.
呼吸，呼吸，就這樣。只想著一些讓你鎮定的好東西。
Phoebe: Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens. Doorbells and sleigh bells. And something with mittens La la la something. And noodles with string...
玫瑰上的雨滴，還有貓的胡須，門鈴和雪橇鈴還有手套。啦啦啦，還有一些面條......
Rachel: I'm all better now.
我現在好多了。
Phoebe: I helped.
我幫上忙啦！
Monica: Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y'know?
聽著，這或許是最好的結果，知道嗎？
Monica: Independence. Taking control of your life. The whole, 'hat' thing.
獨立了，把握自己的生活。就像你說的“帽子”的事情。
Joey: And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey.
還有，你還需要什么，你隨時可以來找喬伊。
Joey: Me and Chandler live right across the hall. And He's away a lot.
我和錢德就住在對面。而且他經常不在。
Monica: Joey, Stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day.
喬伊，不要勾引她了！今天是她結婚的日子！
Joey: What, like there's a rule or something?
怎么啦，好像這還有什么規定嗎？
Chandler: I got it. Please don't do that again. It's a horrible sound.
我來。請不要再這么干了，這是很難聽的聲音。
uh, It's, it's Paul.
額，我是，我是保羅。
Monica: Oh, God, is it 6:30? Buzz him in.
噢，天吶，到6:30了嗎？讓他進來！
Joey: Who's Paul?
誰是保羅？
Ross: Paul, the wine guy? Paul?
保羅，調酒師，保羅？
Monica: Maybe.
也許是吧
Joey: Wait a minute. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?
等等，你今晚的“不是真正約會” 是和調酒師保羅？
Ross: He finally asked you out? Monica: Yes!
他終于約你出去啦？是的！
Chandler: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.
噢，這可真是個可以載入日記的時刻。
Monica: Rach, wait, I can cancel....
瑞秋，等等，我可以取消......
Rachel: Ooh God, Please, no, go, that'd be fine!
不，天啊，拜托，不用了，你去吧，沒什么的！
Monica: Ooh, Ross, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?
哦，羅斯，你還好吧？我是說，你希望我留下來嗎？
Ross: That'd be good.
那再好不過了......
Monica: Really?
真的？
Ross: No, go on! It's Paul, the wine guy!
不，去吧！那可是調酒師保羅！
Phoebe: What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it? Or he just complains a lot?
那是什么意思？他是賣酒的，喝酒的？還是他總愛抱怨？
Monica: Hi, come in! Paul, this is...everybody. Everybody, this is Paul.
嗨，進來，保羅，這是......大家。各位，這是保羅。
Everybody: Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey!
你好！保羅！嘿！調酒師！嘿！
Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?
對不起，我沒聽清楚你的名字。保羅，是嗎？
Monica: Okay, ummumm, I'll justI'll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah...
對，額，我去...... 我馬上就好，我正要去，去，去額......
Ross: Awandering?
閑逛？
Monica: Change. Okay, sit down. Two seconds.
換衣服！好了，坐會兒。很快就好。
Phoebe: Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.
噢，我剛拔掉四根睫毛。不是個好兆頭。
Joey: Hey, Paul! Here's a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red.
你好，保羅！告訴你個小貼士，她很喜歡你在她脖子上同一個地方不停地揉來揉去，直到變紅為止。
Monica: Shut up, Joey!
閉嘴，喬伊！
Ross: So Rachel, what're you, uh...what're you up to tonight?
那么瑞秋，你今晚，額......打算干什么？
Rachel: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so, nothing.
我本來應該到Aruba度蜜月，所以......沒事做！
Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon.
是呀，你都沒辦法過蜜月。
Ross: God. . No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year...
天吶，不，不，不過，阿魯巴島每年這個時候......
Ross: Talk about your, big lizards.
可以談論下，大蜥蜴。
Ross: Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.
不管怎樣，如果今晚你不想一個人待著的話，喬伊和錢德要過來幫我組裝我的新家具。
Chandler: Yes, and we're very excited about it.
是呀，而且我們為此非常興奮。
Rachel: Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight. It's been kinda a long day.
謝謝了，不過我想今晚還是待在這里吧。今天可真是漫長（不好過）。
Ross: Oh, sure.
是呀，沒問題。
Joey: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?
嘿，Pheebs，你想來幫忙嗎？
Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.
哦，我希望我可以去，但我不想去。
Phoebe: Love is sweet as summer showers Love is a wondrous work of art. But your love Oh, your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon, crapping on my heart, Lalalalala.
愛情就像夏日沖涼一樣甜美，愛情是無以倫比的藝術品。但是你的愛呀，你的愛，你的愛就像一只巨大的鴿子，在我心中排泄。
Phoebe: Thank you. Lalalalala
謝謝。Lalalala......嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚......
Ross: I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys.
我應該用這些螺桿把支架固定在側面。
Ross: I have no brackety thing. I see no worm guys whatsoever...and I cannot feel my legs.
我沒有支架，沒有看到螺桿什么的......而且，我的腿麻了。
Joey: I think we've got a bookcase here.
我想我們弄好書架了。
Chandler: It's beautiful thing.
看起來不錯。
Joey: What's this?
這是什么？
Chandler: I would have to say that is an Lshaped bracket.
我會說那是個L型支架。
Joey: Which goes where?
它應該安在哪里？
Chandler: I have no idea.
我完全......沒有想法。
Joey: Done with the bookcase.
搞定書架了！
Chandler: All finished.
完工了！
Ross: This was Carol's favorite beer.
這是卡籮最喜歡的啤酒。
She always drank it out of the can, I should have known.
她總是對著罐子喝，我本該知道的（她是女同）。
Joey: You're gonna start with that stuff, we're outta here.
你要是再開始那些話，我們就走了。
Chandler: Yeah, please don't spoil all this fun.
就是，不要破壞所有這些樂趣。
Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question.
問你一個問題。
Joey: She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV. What did you get?
她得到家具，音響，好電視，你得到了什么？
Ross: You guys.
你們呀。
Chandler: Oh, God!
天呀。
Joey: You got screwed.
你被坑了。
Chandler: Oh, my God!
哦，我的天啊！
Monica: Oh, my God.
哦，我的老天！
Paul: I know. I know. I'm such an idiot.
我知道，我知道，我真是個笨蛋。
Paul: I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week.
當她一禮拜見四五次牙醫的時候，我本該察覺到的。
Paul: I mean, how clean can teeth get?
我的意思是，牙齒能多干凈呀？
Monica: My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?
我哥哥正在經歷這種事呢，他糟透了。你是怎么熬過來的？
Paul: I might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers. Say her Leg?
我可能會試著砸爛她的一些貴重的東西。比如她的...... 腿？
Paul: That's one way of doing it! Me, II went for the watch.
那是一種方式！我的話，我砸了她的表。
Monica: You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, II shredded my old boyfriend's favorite bath towel.
你真的砸了她的手表？哇哦！我做過的最過分的事情只是剪碎了男朋友最喜歡的浴巾。
Paul: Oh, steer clear of you.
得離你遠點。
Monica: That's right.
沒錯。
Rachel: Barry, I'm sorry. I am so sorry.
巴里，對不起，真的對不起。
Rachel: I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other night about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't...It's about me. And I just
我知道你可能認為這都是跟那晚我對你說你穿襪子做愛有關，但不是的，這都是我的問題，我只是......
