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Buddy, I-I get that you're worried about me and I-I appreciate that, but I'm not going to die.
伙計，我知道你是擔心我，我很謝謝你的好意。但我不會死的。
You don't know that.
你又不知道。
I do know that it won't be from an asteroid strike.
我肯定知道我不會死于小行星撞地球。
You know who else said that? Every cocky T.Rex currently swimming around in the gas tank of your car.
你知道誰還這么說過嗎？每頭自認天下無敵的霸王龍。早化成石油在你汽車油箱里游泳呢。
I-If there was an asteroid strike, wouldn't you die, too?
如果真有小行星撞地球，那你不也會死嗎？
I don't know. I'm smart and scrappy, I think I'd find a way.
那可不好說。我又聰明生命力又強，我覺得我會活下去。
Tell you what, the surgery's not for a week, I'll think about it.
這樣吧，離手術還有一周時間，我再好好考慮一下。
Thank you. And while you're thinking about it, if you have the surgery in Nicaragua during monsoon season, I can practically guarantee your death.
謝謝。你考慮的時候不妨想想，如果你暴雨季節在尼加拉瓜做手術，我可以打包票你必死無疑。
Yes. Okay. I-I understand. Of course, yes. I'll call you tomorrow. Bye.
是，好的。我明白。當然，是的。我明天打給你。再見。
So I found this fencing school in Burbank that has a Jedi class. And if you're cool being the only adults there, they said they are.
我發現伯班克市有一個擊劍學校開有絕地武士教學班。如果你不介意是那個班里唯一的大人，那他們很樂意接收你。
Dude, my parents just split up.
兄弟，我的父母剛離婚了。
What? !
什么？！
Uh, that was my dad on the phone. He moved out.
剛才是我爸的電話。他搬出去了。
Oh, my God, I...I'm sorry. I mean, if you're not up to it, we don't have to go out, we can just hang here.
天啊，我很遺憾。如果你不想去，我們可以不出去，待在家里也行。
No, it's fine. It's not that big a deal. As long as they're happy, I'm happy.
沒關系。沒什么大不了的。只要他們開心，我就開心。
And when I get to see them for the holidays, I'll get to celebrate Diwali twice-- one at each house. That's double the Diwali.
等我節假日回去看他們時，我得過兩次印度排燈節。一人家里過一次。那就變成了"雙"排燈節。（排燈節：又稱屠妖節，是印度最重要節慶，類似過年）。
You sure you're okay?
你確定沒事嗎？
I'm okay.
沒事。
You don't look okay. -How can I be okay? I come from a broken home.
你看起來可不像。-怎么可能會沒事？我是一個家庭破碎的小孩。
