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Not always. Unless your date drives a van with an air mattress, then always.
也不盡然啦。但如果你舞伴的貨車上有充氣床墊，那就是慣例啦。
Well, if it's part of the prom experience, then I'm open to it.
如果這是舞會體驗的一部分，那我愿意接受。
You're kidding.
你開玩笑呢吧。
I may be an alien, but I have urges.
我或許是個外星人，但我也有沖動啊。
If Amy wants to copulate by firing her eggs into space, well, then, I will happily catch them with the reproductive sac on my upper flermin.
如果艾米想交配，把卵子發射進太空，那好，我很樂意用我"上殖器"的生殖囊兜住它們。
I'm not the best at reading facial cues, but I can see that you're a little turned on.
雖然我不擅長閱讀面部表情，但我能看出你有點小性奮哦。
You know, if you're not gonna learn how to do this, they make some pretty good clip-ons.
如果你懶得學怎么系領結，有很多夾上去的領結也很漂亮。
Bruce Wayne doesn't wear a clip-on.
才不用夾上去的領結。
Bruce Wayne doesn't make his roommate tie it for him.
布魯斯·韋恩也不會讓他的室友幫忙系啊。
His name is Alfred, and, yes, he does.
阿福，會幫他系領帶啊。
There, perfect.
好了，完美。
What, are you sure? It's my first prom, I want to do it correctly.
你確定嗎？這是我人生第一場畢業舞會，我可得按照規矩來。
I thought you were gonna pretend to be an alien.
我以為你要打破常規扮外星人呢。
I was, but Penny didn't want to. You didn't want to. Bernadette, Amy, Koothrappali and Wolowitz didn't want to.
我想來著，不過佩妮不想。你也不想。伯納黛特，艾米，庫薩帕里和沃羅威茨都不想。
And even I knew it was weird to hire somebody.
而連我都知道，請臨演來會很怪。
Was that a flask?
那是酒壺嗎？
Yes. I've decided to embrace all of the traditions associated with prom, including spiking the punch.
是的。我決定接受所有和舞會相關的傳統，包括在潘趣酒里摻烈酒。
You're gonna put alcohol in the punch?
你要在潘趣酒里摻烈酒？
Oh, no, this is pomegranate juice. It's all the fun of high school high jinks with the cell-protecting zip of antioxidants.
才不，這是石榴汁。用保護細胞老化的抗氧化物，來玩高中生尋歡作樂的游戲。
