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Penny? Penny. Penny. Penny. Penny.
佩妮？佩妮。佩妮。佩妮。佩妮。
You knocked more than usual.
今天敲門的次數比平時多呀。
Next time I might be in a rush, it's good to have a few in the bank.
下次我可能有急事，先多敲兩下存著吧。
Okay, what's up?
找我干嘛？
I'd like to discuss this party that Amy and Bernadette are throwing.
我想跟你討論下艾米和伯納黛特舉辦的這個舞會。
Since you and I are both reluctant to go, I think I've come up with a perfect way for us to enjoy it.
既然我和你都不想參加，我想到了一個讓我們樂在其中的完美方法。
Great, how?
好呀，怎么做？
We pretend we're aliens.
我們假裝成外星人。
I'm not the best at reading facial cues, but I'm gonna say that you love it and want to hear more.
我不擅長閱讀面部表情，但我猜你很喜歡這主意，并想深入了解它。
Now, in the beloved novel Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, an alien named Ford Prefect pretended to be human in order to blend in
在受人喜愛的小說《銀河系漫游指南》中，一位叫福特·派法特的外星人為了混進人類世界假扮人類，
so that he could write an entry about Earth for The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,
目的就是為替《銀河系漫游指南》寫一本地球指南。
which is a travel book within the actual book, which is also called The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
而這本旅游指南恰恰是一本真書的一部分。而那本真書名字就叫《銀河系漫游指南》。
Okay, just one question. What?
我只有一個問題。你說什么？
My point is, pretending to be an alien is a valuable coping mechanism I've used many times. I did it the first time I went to see you in a play.
我的意思是，假裝外星人是我使用過多次非常有用的應對機制。我第一次去看你演出時就用過。
You had no idea Commander Umfrumf of Ceti Alpha Three was in the audience. Oh, d-don't worry, he gave you seven thumbs up.
你根本不知道觀眾里有來自天囷星的指揮官。別擔心，他豎起七根大拇指叫好哦。
Here's a question, as an alien pretending to be human, are you planning to engage in any post-prom mating rituals with Amy?
那么問題來了：作為假扮人類的外星人，你打算跟艾米遵循舞會后人類交配的慣例嗎？
