Ooh, I'll, uh, text Stuart, let him know we're close.
我給斯圖爾特發(fā)短信,說我們快到了。
That's a neat tattoo.
你的紋身真好看。
Oh, thanks, it's Sally from Nightmare before Christmas.
謝謝,這是《圣誕夜驚魂》里的薩利。
Aw, that movie's so cute.
那部電影很有趣。
Do you like her because you both have red hair?
你喜歡她,是因?yàn)槟銈兌际羌t頭發(fā)嗎?
Uh, a little, but more that she's covered in scars and can pull her own limbs off and sew them back on.
不盡然,更多是因?yàn)樗郎喩韨蹋€可以把四肢都拆下來,然后重新縫上。
I like Cinderella.
我喜歡《灰姑娘》。
Did you know, in the original book, the sisters cut off their toes with knives in order to fit in the glass slipper?
你知道在《灰姑娘》原書中,灰姑娘的姐姐們?yōu)榱四艽┻M(jìn)水晶鞋,用刀把腳趾頭砍了下來嗎?
I like "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo."
我喜歡《魔咒歌》。(迪士尼動(dòng)畫電影《灰姑娘》中的歌曲)
Hey, here comes Stuart and his date.
斯圖爾特和他的女伴來了。
Oh, she's cute.
她真可愛。
Oh, my God.
我的天啊。
What?
怎么了?
That's Jeanie.
那人是珍妮。
That's Jeanie? !
她就是珍妮嗎?!
Who's Jeanie? - Don't say it. - That's Howard's cousin that he had sex with.
珍妮是誰?-別說。- 霍華德以前睡過的那個(gè)堂姐。
She is my second cousin. We were 15...I just said, "don't say it."
她是我的二等堂姐。我們當(dāng)時(shí)只有15歲 ...我叫你別說。
No, it's okay. He told me that story a long time ago. -Raj!
沒關(guān)系。他很早以前就告訴我了。-拉杰!
It was our first date, there was an awkward silence. What was I supposed to say?
那是我們第一次約會(huì),突然冷場(chǎng)了。我總得找話題說啊。
Oh, it's beautiful.
哇,好漂亮啊。
Oh, the girls really did a nice job.
她們倆布置得真漂亮。
I know I wasn't into this before, but I'm so glad I get to take you to your first prom.
我之前雖然不太感興趣,不過我很高興能帶你來你的第一個(gè)舞會(huì)。
What makes you think I didn't go to my prom? I went.
你為什么覺得我沒參加畢業(yè)舞會(huì)?我去過啊。
Well, who'd you go with?
你帶了誰?

I took a little lady I like to call loneliness.
我?guī)У呐槊?quot;孤獨(dú)"。
Aw...-It's all right. We ended up having a threesome with her friend humiliation, so...
啊...-沒事啦。我們最后和"丟臉"來了個(gè)"三人大戰(zhàn)"...
Well, if I would have been there and saw you alone, I would've asked you to dance.
如果我當(dāng)時(shí)在場(chǎng)看見你一個(gè)人,我一定會(huì)邀請(qǐng)你跳舞。
No, you wouldn't have. - Well, you don't know that.
不,你不會(huì)的。-你怎么知道。
It was before my growth spurt.
那時(shí)候我還沒發(fā)育,骨架子都沒長(zhǎng)開呢。
What, that already happened?
什么,你現(xiàn)在是長(zhǎng)開了嗎?