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Jay, look at this. It's ruined. Stella did this. She chew on my shoe! You have to discipline that stupid dog.
杰，看她干得好事。全毀了。斯黛拉干的。她啃我的鞋！那只笨狗欠管教。
I discipline her all the time.
我經常管教她的。
Oh, really? How? By buying her little cupcakes?
真的嗎？怎么管的？賞她吃紙杯蛋糕嗎？
They're not real cupcakes. They're doggy treats in the form of cupcakes.
那不算紙杯蛋糕。那是狗狗獎勵，用紙杯蛋糕形式發放。
Yeah, you should have told that to Manny before he ate one.
你該在曼尼誤食之前告訴他的。
Oh, come on. His coat never looked better.
沒關系。他現在可是皮光水滑啊。
You wouldn't find it so funny if she was destroying your shoes.
要是她把你的鞋啃成這樣看你還樂不樂。
Well, I don't leave my shoes laying around, so...
我從不亂扔鞋子，也就不會......
So it's my fault that she chooses to chew my shoe?
這么說鞋子挨啃是我自作自受了？
I didn't say that. You barely said it.
我沒這么說。這可是你自己說的。
You have to stop coddling her.
你不能再這么寵著她了。
I don't coddle her.
我沒寵著她。
What? She tries to drink the water. It's funny.
干嘛？她在喝我的洗澡水呢。可逗了。
You don't look at me in class. You don't text me.
上課的時候不許看我。也不許給我發短信。
Who would text during a class? -What are you?
誰會上課的時候發短信?。?你真是個怪胎！
Hon, I realize that this situation is not ideal for either one of you, but sometimes we just rise above things. Yes?
親愛的，我知道現在這個情況對你們兩個都不理想，但有時候，逆境出人才嘛。怎么了？
Excuse me. Did you notice the curb here is painted yellow?
打擾一下。你注意到了路緣是黃色的嗎？
Uh, no, I did not.
沒，我沒注意。
Wow. It means loading and unloading.
奇怪了。這代表"上下車區域"。
Okay, well, I was just dropping off my kids.
好吧，我就停一小會讓她們下車。
And yet I see no kids emerging from the vehicle.
我怎么還沒看見有人下車呢。
Well, we were chatting. At the risk of surprising you a third time, officer, I've been dropping off here for years, and I--
我們在聊天。不怕驚著您，長官，我這么停車已經好幾年了......
Move it. - Okay. You betcha.
開走。-沒問題。
What was her problem? Oh, you know what you should have said to her--
她有毛病吧？我教你，你該這么回她.....
Nothing. I should have said nothing would be the point. I have to see her every day. I mean, why make it worse?
什么都不說最好。我不回嘴。我們抬頭不見低頭見。何必把事情搞得那么僵呢？
That's exactly what I'm talking about. Awkward, unpleasant situation-- rise above. Have a nice day. Love you! Bye-bye!
我想表達的就是這個意思。人生不如意事十有八九逆境成功。過得愉快。愛你們喲！拜拜！
"And yet I see no children emerging from the vehicle."
"我怎么還沒看見有人下車呢。"
How'd you like to see my fist emerging into your face? Oh! Now I think of it!
再啰嗦賞你一記粉拳看看？我怎么這么暴力！
