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I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating it raw and then drinking boiling water.
比你吃生米，喝開水，在胃里把飯煮熟的計劃，我希望這次的要好一些。
This plan's nothing like that plan.
這個計劃完全不像那樣。
How? - 'Cause this one's going to work.
怎么講？- 因為這個會奏效。
Keep moving.
繼續走。
Ah, my old enemy stairs.
我的老冤家樓梯。
Thanks for carrying me those last few flights. OK.
謝謝你把我抬上最后幾級臺階，到了。
I threw up a little bit on the third floor. Someone might want to clean that up.
我在第三級臺階嘔吐了一點。該讓人清理干凈。
Is there some sort of evil janitor or something?
是不是有邪惡看門人之類的？
Greetings, panda. We meet at...- Hey, how you doing?
你好，熊貓。我們終于……- 嗨，你好嗎？
Hey. You've grown up bigger than I thought.
嗨。你比我想象中長得大點。
Hey...enough with the poking around.
喂，你戳夠了吧。
Strong. Healthy.
壯實，健康。
Look, I don't know who you are, but please stand aside, sir.
你看，我不知道你是誰，但是請站一邊，先生。
That's a lady. - Oh! Sorry.
那是位夫人。- 哦，對不起。
The beard threw me. It's kind of misleading.
我看到那胡子，有些被誤導了。
False advertising. - Enough of this nonsense!
虛假廣告。- 別胡說八道了！
Bring the prisoners to me.
把囚犯給我帶上來。
Sorry, ma'am. Get ready, guys. Keep your eyes peeled for the...weapon!
抱歉，夫人，準備好，伙計們。用你們的眼睛牢牢地盯著我…兵器！
Sparrow kick!
文雀踢腿！
We did it! I just kung fu-ed it! Did you guys see that? I was all like...
我們做到了！我剛用功夫擊倒了它！伙計們，你們看見了嗎？我就像……
Do you actually believe this is the warrior destined to defeat me?
你相信這就是注定要打敗我的大俠嗎？
I do not. I know he is.
不是相信，我知道他就是。
Oh, look at him. A lifetime to plot his revenge and he comes to me on his knees. - What? A lifetime?
噢，看看他，用一輩子來策劃復仇而現在跪拜于我。- 什么？一輩子？
I did not have a lifetime.
我沒有用一輩子。
We only heard about Master Rhino a few days ago, and we came to avenge him! - You've come to avenge nothing else?
我們在幾天前才聽說犀牛大師的事，我們來為他報仇！- 你來這兒不為其他事報仇嗎？
Well, yeah. All the pots and pans that you stole.
好吧，還有你偷走的所有鍋盆。
I'm gonna want those back. - Nothing else?
我要拿回那些鍋盆。- 其他的呢？
You probably did some other evil stuff along the way. I don't know.
你也許還做了其他罪惡的事情，我不知道。
What else did you do? - You don't know?
你還做了什么？- 你不知道？
Know what? What's so funny?
知道什么？是什么這么好笑？
The very thing that you clearly do not know!
很顯然是你不知道的事情！
OK, enough of these riddles! Would you guys spill the beans?
夠了，別再拐彎抹角了！你們可以直接點嗎？
First, you know we come in and the weapon is tiny. Surprise, it's big.
開始我們進來以為兵器很小，吃驚的是卻很大。
And then the lady over here, I think it's a guy, 'cause he's got...
然后那邊的夫人，我以為她是男的，因為她長著…
The only reason you are still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing.
你現在還活著的唯一理由就是我發現你蠢得有幾分好玩。
Well, thank you. But I find your evilness extremely annoying.
謝謝，但我發現你邪惡得很討厭。
Who do you think you are, panda?
你以為你是誰，熊貓？
Who do you think I am, peacock?
你以為我是誰，孔雀？
