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Hi. Sorry that took so long. We got trapped by those bridesmaids over there.
抱歉讓你們等了這么久。我們被那邊那幫伴娘困住了。
Yeah.
是啊。
Hi.
你好。
That's what happens when you bring gay guys to a straight club.
帶基佬來異性戀酒吧玩就是這樣。
We're like catnip to drunken bachelorette party girls.
對喝醉的開單身派對的姑娘來說我們就是醒酒劑。
The problem is, they can get a little bit clingy.
問題就是她們有點粘人。
But don't worry, Haley. We are here for you tonight.
但別擔心，我們今晚是為你來的。
To Haley's first drink, huh? Salud. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
為海莉人生中的第一杯酒，干杯。來吧。來吧。
Ooh, it burns.
好辣呀。
Thanks again for driving me, Jay.
再次感謝你載我，杰。
You've arrived at your destination. Get it? Because we're in a German car.
您已到達您的目的地。懂嗎？因為我們開的是德國汽車。
I have lived a long, full life. I will drive us into a wall.
我已經渡過了漫長又充實的一生。我會開車撞墻上的。
Tonight, while Claire gets things started at the bar, Jay is taking me to pick up Haley's birthday present - A new car!
今晚克萊爾先帶著大家去酒吧慶祝，杰則帶著我去取海莉的生日禮物——一輛新車！
Phil shopped around, found something very safe and low-maintenance with lots of good reviews.
菲爾總是貨比三家，然后挑既安全保養費用低評價又好的東西。
Till I married her.
直到我娶了她。
I'm joking! You're not low-maintenance! I doubled down.
我開玩笑呢！你的保養費用可不低！我雙重打擊成功。
Oh, I heard you. Are you sure you don't want me to go in with you, you know, maybe hammer out some final details?
我懂你意思。你確定你不用我陪你進去嗎？也許還能敲定一些細節呢？
No. Deal's already worked out.
不用，協議已經訂好了。
I'm just gonna pop my Herbie Hancock on a few forms, and I'll, uh - I'll meet you at the bar.
我只需用我靈活的手指在幾份表格上簽個字，我們酒吧見。
Great. Well, you don't need me.
太好了，你不用我陪。
Leaving Phil with a car salesman is like covering a baby goat in barbecue sauce and dropping it in the middle of the Serengeti.
把菲爾丟給汽車銷售員就好比將一只涂滿燒烤醬的小山羊丟到塞倫蓋蒂平原上。
Well, I-it all seems to check - wait a minute. This can't be right.
我，好像一切都 ...等等。
Am I allowed to sign this with a red pen?
不對勁兒啊。我可以用紅筆簽字嗎？
Good catch, Phil.
說得對，菲爾。
