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You think I just roll out of bed looking like this? I don't know. Women aren't lining up to date a guy
你以為我早上一起床就這樣嗎我不知道女人不會選擇跟
Who alternates football jerseys for his casual wardrobe? Easy, pal. Look, don't you love it
把足球衫當(dāng)成日常裝的家伙約會悠著點兒 伙計難道你不喜歡
When a girl fixes her hair up all nice for a date, wears that hot dress just for you? You think four-inch heels are comfortable?
姑娘約會時專門為你做個漂亮的發(fā)型穿上性感的衣服嗎你以為十厘米的高跟鞋很舒服嗎
Never really gave it any thought. They probably hurt like hell, but women wear them anyway. Why? Because guys like it.
真沒想過這個難受得想死 不過女人還是要穿為什么 因為男人喜歡
So let's give the ladies a little respect and show them that you can make an effort too. Once you have their attention, it's up to you to keep it.
所以給女士一點尊重讓她們看看你也很努力一旦吸引了她們的注意 就看你如何保持住了
You gonna show me how to do that too? One thing at a time, Don Juan. Why don't we start with you losing those Florsheims.
那你也打算教我嗎一步一個腳印 情圣不如你先把那雙富樂坤扔了吧
You look like a cop. When's the last time you had a girlfriend, Lionel? None of your business.
看起來像個警察似的你上次交女友是什么時候 萊奈爾不關(guān)你事
See? I can't help you if you don't open up. I'm like a therapist in that way.
你看你不打開心扉 我就沒法幫你我的工作就像心理醫(yī)生
No thanks, doc. I'm not interested. All right, her name was Rhonda. All right.
敬謝不敏 醫(yī)生 我沒興趣好吧 她叫朗達(dá) 見S02E08好吧
We went out a bunch of times, but she just-- just kind of faded away. These things never work out anyway.
我們約會過幾次可是她 后來就消失了反正最后肯定也沒戲
See? That's your problem right there. You're cynical. I'm not cynical. I just know that people are terrible.
看 這就是你的問題所在你憤世嫉俗我才沒憤世嫉俗 我只是了解人性的可怕
Oh, man. A cynical misanthrope. Look, I-I don't know what they did to you
天啊憤世嫉俗 孤獨恨世我不知道你這個保險工作
At that insurance job, but it made you sour, and women do not like sour.
到底是干什么但它讓你太多負(fù)能量而女人不喜歡負(fù)能量
I don't know how to break it to you, but I'm not a unicorn and rainbows kind of guy. Look, I'm not saying that you need to be naive.
怎么跟你說呢我可不是什么童話小王子我不是要你天真爛漫
Just a little less pessimistic. I don't see a ring on your finger. What's your story?
只是別太悲觀你手上沒戒指什么情況
I'm not in a mental state to be in a relationship right now. Those who can't do, teach, right? So how'd you get in the business?
我現(xiàn)在不適合談情說愛不能身體力行 就去教導(dǎo)別人 對吧怎么會做這行的
