You know what? Reality and love are almost contradictory for me.
你知道嗎?對我來說,現實和愛基本就是矛盾的。
It's funny, every single of my exes, they're now married.
非常可笑,每一個我以前的男友,他們都結婚了。
Men go out with me, we break up, and then they get married.
男人和我約會,然后我們分手,然后他們就結婚了。
And later they call me to thank me for teaching them what love is and that I taught them to care and respect women.
之后他們給我打電話,感謝我教會了他們什么是愛,教會了他們去關心和尊重女人。
I think I'm one of those guys. -You know what? I want to kill them!
我想我也是那些男人中的一個。-你知道嗎,我真想殺了他們!
Why didn't they ask me to marry them? I would have said no, but at least they could have asked!
他們為什么不向我求婚?我也許會拒絕,但至少他們也應該問問我啊!
But it's my fault, I know it's my fault because I never felt it was the right man. Never!
但我知道這是我的錯,因為我總覺得他們不是我的如意郎君。從來沒有!
But what does it mean, the right man, the love of your life?
但如意的人又是什么呢?你生命中的真愛?
The concept is absurd, the idea that we can only be complete with another person It's evil, right?
這種想法簡直可笑,說什么我們只有找到了另一半人生才是完整的。這太可惡了,不是嗎?
Can I talk?
我能說兩句嗎?
You know, I guess I've been heartbroken too many times and then I recovered.
我想我是傷心過太多次了,然后又恢復了。
So now, you know, from the starts, I make no effort.
于是現在,從一開始,我就不愿意付出。
BecauseI know it's not gonna work out. I know it's not gonna work out. -You can't do that. You can't do that.
因為我知道付出也沒用。我知道肯定沒用。-你不能這樣,不能這樣。
You can't live your life trying to avoid pain at the expense of engaging. -Ok, you know what?
你不可以只是為了避免受傷害就付出... -好啦,你知道嗎?
Those are words. I've gotta get away from you. Stop the car, I wanna get out.
我跟你說,我要離你遠遠的。停車,我要下車!
No. You know what? It's being around you, okay? No! Don't touch me! you know, I want to get on a cab! Don't...don't get out. Keep talking, okay? Hey.
不。你知道嗎?我變成這樣跟你有關。不,別碰我!你知道嗎,我要叫輛出租車!-別別別...別下車。接續說吧,好嗎?嘿。
...Monsieur! Arretez-vous! Non, non, c'est bon, au feu la! Juste au feu, au coin, il y a un metro meme! Je veux prendre le metro.... -No...don't. No no no...don't, keep going...
(法語)請您停車,先生!不不,現在停就行,就紅綠燈那兒!到街角的紅綠燈停,那里也有地鐵!我要坐地鐵!-別別別...別停,繼續開...
Listen, I'm just so happy...Thank you, just keep going.
聽我說,我真的很高興... 謝謝你,請繼續開。