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Sorry, your honor. My bus was late.
抱歉，大人，公交車來晚了。
Counselor, proceed.
律師，請繼續。
O-okay.
好，好吧。
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the details of this case are...are complicated and technical,
陪審團的女士先生們，本案的細節比較復雜，專業度高，
but they have a, uh, a tragic and profound effect on the victims.
給受害者帶來了巨大的傷害。
Uh, the, um...Pensions were squandered, lives were destroyed, and careers, once so promising, were now...ruined.
養老金被揮霍，嚴重影響了人們的生活，一度前途無量的事業 毀... 毀了。
So, because of this marriage, you're basically third cousins with Shakira.
這婚一結，你也算是夏奇拉的遠房表弟了。
I mean, we don't get the free tickets, but it's fun. Ay, dios mio. What is this?
贈票是沒有滴，不過很開心呀。額的神呀，這是個啥？
What's up, princess? I'm Prince Charming.
公主好嗎？我是白馬王子。
I can see that.
看出來了。
I got Joe a donkey costume, and I got Stella cat ears. I just hope she doesn't chase herself.
我給Joe搞了驢皮，給Stella整了貓耳。希望她別追著自己跑。
Ah, I get it...because she's a dog.
我懂了... 狗追貓嘛。
I also found out that princess Fiona is supposed to wear a tiara, so here you go.
我還知道了菲歐娜公主得戴皇冠，這個給你。
They had a whole bucket full of 'em.
店里可多了。
I love it. Ay, and you look so handsome.
我喜歡。你看上去很帥呀。
It's like those pictures of you in the Navy. I have an idea.
好像你當兵時的照片。我有個主意。
Why don't we put Joe down for a nap and then we go and take a nap, but not the one we sleep...
不如讓Joe睡覺，然后我們也去睡覺，可不是真的睡哦。
I got it. I'm in. -Okay.
聽懂了，必須的。- 好呀。
Hey. I thought you had a big meeting.
你不是有會嗎。
I do, but I left my cellphone here.
是的，但我手機丟家了。
I need it to read at stoplights so I don't think about stuff.
等紅燈時我要看手機，免得胡思亂想。
I'm sorry, but that's ridiculous.
對不起，這也太夸張了。
Ohhh. Honey, I don't think that fits.
那個太大了。
It fits in Awesomeland. It's a magic hat. I'm gonna have this bunny jumping out of it.
在給力之地大小正好。這是魔法帽。會跳出大兔子。
You gonna put some blood on it, maybe dangle an eyeball?
不給兔子抹點血，掛幾個眼珠嗎？
Who hurt you? I'm kidding. I know it's Jay and Dede. Anyway, I got to go get my costume.
你受過什么刺激？開玩笑的。知道是你爹媽的刺激。好了。我去拿我的服裝。
Oh, for God's sake. I kiss my mom hotter than that.
行不行啊。我親我媽都比你們有激情。
He does. I seen it.
我作證，我見過。
