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Okay. Boys, what do you think about my costume for tonight?
好啦。男同胞們，我今晚的服裝如何？
You look dynamite, honey.
人見人愛花見花開，老婆。
Ay, thank you. I am princess Fiona.
謝謝，我是菲歐娜公主。
So does that make me a prince? Do I have to keep track of a crown all night?
那我是王子嗎？需要整晚戴好皇冠嗎？
No, you're Shrek, the ogre.
不，你是妖怪史瑞克。
You mean that big green thing? Nah, I don't want to walk around all night with an ugly rubber mask.
那個大綠妖怪嗎？我才不要臉上蒙層橡膠走來走去。
No. You just need to paint your face green, and that's it.
不用，涂綠顏料就可以。
Ouch. - Yeah, ouch.
好傷人。- 是啊，好傷人。
You do this every time. You go as a princess. I have to go as some freak.
你總是這樣。你扮公主，我扮怪物。
You're beauty, I'm the beast. You're Beyonce? I'm...that guy.
你是美女，我是野獸。你是碧昂斯，我是內男的。
Well, you never want to go shopping with me for costumes, so I get what I want, and you are what comes with it.
你從不陪我去買服裝，我買我喜歡的，你只能配合我了。
Well, this year, I'm getting my own costume, and it's gonna be tough and manly...maybe a cowboy or a construction worker.
今年我自己選服裝要純爺們的...牛仔或建筑工人。
You know that that's what Mitch and Cam wore last year, right?
你兒子兩口子去年就扮的這個，是嗎？
Damn it! I cut my finger!
嗷！切到手指了！
Ha, ha, happy Halloween.
萬圣節快樂。
No, really...I cut myself. Look!
不，我真的切到了。看！
Wow, that looks great. What'd you use to make the blood?
還原度真高。這血怎么做的？
A knife. I'm actually hurt.
用刀。我真的受傷了。
Great production value, sweetheart. I'm impressed.
這血很有市場，寶貝。我看好你。
Can't believe I've got to go to work on Halloween. This blows!
真不敢相信萬圣節還要上班！氣死我了！
Don't worry. By the time you get home, Awesomeland will be up and running.
別擔心。等你回家，給力之地就全弄好啦。
Claire's busy with work this year, so I'm taking over the Halloween duties. My theme is Awesomeland.
Claire今年工作忙萬圣節的事就由我來操心。我的主題是給力之地。
Which includes anything Phil finds awesome. It's a pretty big umbrella.
內容就是Phil覺得給力的東西。那可是盤很大的棋。
Big, pretty umbrellas...those are awesome.
一盤很大的棋 ...可以有。
Claire loves blood and guts and gore, but who says Halloween has to be scary?
Claire就喜歡血 、膿 、內臟，可誰說萬圣節一定要恐怖？
Everybody but you.
除你之外所有人。
This is killing her.
這回可急死她了。
At least something's dying.
急死一個，也算有點恐怖元素。
Court is now in session. Counselor, are you ready to deliver closing arguments?
繼續審理。律師，可以開始結案陳詞嗎？
Yes, your honor.
是的，法官大人。
Well, let's get...Wait. Where is Holly?
好的，我們...等等，Holly人呢？
