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If he wants to date this girl, it's none of your business.
他想跟誰約會你都管不著。
That's exactly what I was gonna tell him.
我也正準備跟他這么說。
Where's Jay?
Jay人呢？
What the hell are you doing here?
你來干什么？
This thing between us is getting out of control. We got to put an end to it right now.
咱倆之間這點兒破事兒不好收場了。必須馬上有個結果。
As long as you own up to what you did 30 years ago.
你肯為30年前的事兒負責就好。
If apologizing is gonna keep your no-good son away from my Sophie, then...
如果道歉就能讓你那破兒子離我的Sophie遠點兒，那...
He's not a no-good!
我兒子可好了！
Yes, he is. He's a walking hormone.
你說得對，他就是個精蟲上腦的娃。
Now, let's hear this apology.
道歉吧。
Fine. I was under a lot of pressure back then, and...
好吧。我當初壓力很大，還有...
Okay, keep in mind I'm not in makeup yet, but do these sandals make my legs look thick?
好了，記住哦，我還沒化妝呢，這鞋子是不是顯得我腿粗啊？
Cause I...I could lower the hem.
我可以往下挽一挽的。
Aw, geez.
老天啊。
Who's that?
這是誰？
That's, uh, the maid's son.
是女傭的兒子。
Not now, Gomez!
你這娃等下再來！
Jay, what are you doing? !
Jay，搞什么啊？！
Letting the man speak!
先讓他說完！
I'm sorry, I didn't know we had any company.
不好意思，不知道有客人在。
Hi. I'm Manny.
你好啊，我是Manny。
You're Manny?
你就是Manny？
You said you were under pressure...
你剛說你當時壓力很大...
This is the big stud who's been groping my Sophie?
就是這娃在跟我外孫女約會啊？
Sir, I promise you there's nothing untoward between me and Sophie.
先生，我向您保證我跟Sophie沒有任何不當行為。
You know what, kid? I believe you.
你知道嗎，孩子？我特別相信你。
And you should.
這就對了。
He's the sweetest boy in the whole world!
我兒子是這世界上最善良可親的娃！
No, he's not!
不是這樣的！
Pritchett, I wish I had a number-10 mirror so you could see the look on your face right now.
Pritchett，真希望現在手邊有面10號鏡子讓你看看自己的表情。
Hey, this is nice.
這看著不錯啊。
I think I am gonna call it the "sock 'n' roll."
我看起名叫襪搖滾吧。
The hell you are.
才怪。
Damn! That's a good name.
見鬼了，真是個好名字。
Hey, Phil. Come on in.
Phil，請進啊。
Hey, Jerry.
嘿，Jerry。
Well, look at this bachelor pad. - Yeah.
單身公寓看著不錯啊。－是的。
And what a fun neighborhood you live in.
鄰居看著也很友善。
H-hey, you locked up your car, right?
你車鎖好了吧？
I definitely did, yeah. - Good.
當然了。- 那就好。
Hey, you want some tea?
要喝茶嗎？
This is my only pot, so it might be a little macaroni-and-cheesy.
我只有這一個鍋子，所以可能混著點兒通心粉和芝士味兒。
I'm good. I'm cutting carbs.
不喝了，我現在少吃碳水化合物。
So, did you, uh, get a chance to look over that offer?
出價單你看過了嗎？
Yeah, it's great.
看了，價錢不錯。
I can finally move into a better place, maybe get that colonoscopy my doctor's been pushing for.
這下我就有錢搬個好點兒地方了，說不定還能聽醫生的話去做結腸鏡檢查。
What if I told you there's an even better offer coming?
要是有人出價更高呢？
There is?
有嗎？
There sure might be!
當然有這個可能啦！
Tomorrow, someone could show up and offer way more.
明天說不定就有人來開個更高的價格。
But, Phil, this is above asking.
但眼前的價格已經超預期了。
Why don't you want me to take it?
你為啥不讓我接受呢？
Oh, just a bad feeling.
只是感覺不好。
Are you not telling me something?
你有事兒瞞著我嗎？
Nope, that's just the f...the bad feeling.
沒有啦，只是感覺不好而已。
Good, because you're the only one I can trust these days.
那就好，這段日子只有你我還信得過了。
Damn it! These new buyers just seem like terrible people.
見鬼！新買家一家人看著不善。
I know it's selfish, but we just...we don't want them living next door to us.
我知道這太自私了。但我們真心不想跟他們做鄰居。
No, I get it.
沒事，我能理解。
The guys on the other side of this wall, they like to get drunk and play with their nail gun.
我隔壁的那些人成天喝多了就亂玩射釘槍。
Oh, that's...crazy.
這太離譜了。
Listen, Phil.
聽著，Phil。
You've always been a great neighbor and a good friend.
你一直是我的好鄰居，好朋友。
I think I can hold out a little longer on the offer.
我可以再等等。
Are you sure?
你確定嗎？
Yeah. I think of this old pickle jar as being half full.
確定。我很樂觀的。
Hot!
好燙！
