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What's that? Some sort of sock dispenser?
那是什么？襪子整理箱嗎？
Bingo! I'm in the closet business. And this is a crude prototype of my new invention.
沒錯！我是做衣櫥生意的。這只是我最新發(fā)明的粗樣模型。
What a great idea. You rotate your socks so you don't keep wearing the same ones.
多好的主意。襪子自動更替，不用老穿同一雙。
That's exactly right. I call it "sock it to me."
一點沒錯。我叫它”襪我時代"。
That's so clever. It's funny, and it tells you what it does.
犀利啊。夠打趣，而且直觀。
Imagine it in walnut.
想想要是做成胡桃木材質(zhì)的。
What's happening? I...I am so sorry that he's boring you.
什么情況？不好意思，他這么無聊。
No, I like this sort of stuff. My grandpa Earl's in the closet business, too.
沒有，我喜歡這類東西。我外公Earl跟您是同行。
Wait, wait. Earl?
等等，Earl？
Not...not Earl Chambers.
不會是Earl Chambers吧。
Yeah, he owns Closets, Closets, Closets...- Closets. Yeah. I know your grandpa.
他的品牌叫柜柜柜...- 是啊，我認識你外公。
It was 1980. Earl and I just formed our company, Closet-fornia.
那還是1980年。Earl和我剛剛開辦 “家利福尼亞”。
Business was great, high-end clients, maybe a celebrity or two.
生意挺火，客戶夠高端，偶爾還有名人光顧。
I shouldn't name names. Anyway...Came to work one day, and Earl's desk had been cleared out.
是誰我就不說了。一天上班，Earl的桌子空空蕩蕩的。
He had badmouthed me to half our rolodex.
這廝對一半客戶說我的壞話。
It was devastating. I had to start all over.
簡直就是毀滅性的破壞啊。我得從頭再來。
Well, what the hell? It was Larry Hagman. Heck of a guy. Heart as big as his hat.
管他呢，說就說吧，那明星是Larry Hagman，大人物啊。胸懷寬大如球場。
Hey, you're back already? How was the birthday party?
已經(jīng)回來啦？生日派對如何？
I rode a unicorn.
我騎了獨角獸。
Yes, you did. All by your lonesome.
沒錯。獨立完成哦。
It wasn't a real unicorn.
那獨角獸是假的。
Thank you.
多謝提醒。
I'm gonna go and do homework. Don't knock unless it's an actual emergency. Not a spider.
我去做作業(yè)了。非緊急情況不許敲門。蜘蛛不算。
Ms. Plank gave her homework on the weekend? She's 7.
Plank老師周末還留作業(yè)？孩子才7歲啊。
I know. The woman is insane. But listen.
我知道，那老師絕對瘋了。但是呢。
I heard something in the glitter-tattoo line.
我排畫隊紋身的時候聽說了個事情。
What?
啥啊？
There's an opening in Miss Sparrow's class.
Sparrow老師班上空出一個學(xué)位。
Oh, my God! Cam, that's amazing. We got to get her in.
天啊，Cam，太好了。得把咱閨女塞進去。
I know. We're going in first thing tomorrow.
明天一大早就去。
Let's see it. Two dolphins that form a heart.
讓我瞅瞅吧。兩只海豚拼成心形。
There are two second-grade teachers at Lily's school...Miss Sparrow, who makes learning fun and adventurous.
Lily的學(xué)校里有兩位二年級老師...Sparrow老師讓學(xué)習(xí)變得有趣又新奇。
And then there's Lily's teacher, Mrs. Plank, who is stressing Lily out.
還有Lily的老師Plank，她快把Lily整瘋了。
Let's see, sweetie.
寶貝，讓我們看看。
Good job.
真棒啊。
Oh, no! I spelled "tadpole" wrong!
我把"蝌蚪"拼寫錯了！
Oh, well, now, that's just one mistake.
就是一處小錯而已啦。
Mrs. Plank doesn't tolerate mistakes!
Plank老師不允許犯錯誤！
Okay. - All right.
好的- 好的。
I call Mrs. Plank "Mrs. Crank."
我管Plank老師叫母夜叉。
Because, you know, I have the courage to say what others won't.
我有膽量說別人不敢說的話。
Behind her back.
背后說說而已了。
And I also I helped the previous owners install a brand-new tankless water heater a year ago, but did they show any gratitude?
一年前，我還幫房主裝了新的熱水器，但是他們有感激之情嗎？
Nope! Because it's a "tankless" job.
沒有，這本來就是"沒心沒肺"的工作。
Yes!
對頭！
Please move in. We can riff like this all the time.
搬過來吧，以后就能一直講段子了。
So, what do ya think? Do you still love it?
感覺如何？你們喜歡嗎？
Absolutely.
當(dāng)然了。
I can just see filling this yard with flowers.
都能想象到滿園鮮花了。
Just like we're pretending to do.
就跟我們裝的一樣。
By the way, I love those shoes.
對了，我真喜歡你的鞋子。
Oh, thanks. George's firm does P.R. for about 10 shoe brands.
謝謝。George公司給10幾個品牌的鞋做公關(guān)。
If we end up living here, trust me, you'll be swimming in shoes.
如果我們住這，你有穿不完的鞋子。
I've had that dream.
那是我的夢想啊。
Speaking of dreams, what do you think?
說到這里，你們覺得怎么樣呢？
You guys ready to pull the trigger?
打算付款了嗎？
I think we are.
應(yīng)該是吧。
Yes! - That's great! I'm a size 6!
真好！- 太棒了！我穿6碼的鞋！
