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Oh! Okay...Yeah...yeah...yeah...no...no. Yeah...no...Ah!
哦！我明白了...對...對...不是...對...啊??！
People tell me I'm not great during this time, so...I felt I should warn you.
都說這段時間我狀況不太好，所以我覺得應該先和你們打個招呼。
Right. "Not great" what way?
狀態怎么不好了？
Just...I'm really not great to be around, so try not to get on my nerves. Oh yeah.
就是...不太容易相處，所以別來煩我。原來如此。
Hey, I've had a few girlfriends. I'm not completely oblivious! You won't even know I'm here. Okay.
嘿，我也是談過戀愛的人，我懂的。不會打擾你的。好的。
Oh! This is working right...The afternoon is so great! Look at that! So smooth!
修好了！今天下午真愉快！看！多順暢！
STOP DOING THAT!
別拉了！
Oh my God! Sorry! Sorry, but you see what I mean! You have to be careful.
天吶！不好意思！知道我是什么狀況了吧？你得處處小心。
Yeah! I'll be careful!
我會小心的！
Has she gone yet? Yeah.
她走了沒？走了。
What was all that about? Goddamme! Ladies! God bless them! What would we do without them?
怎么回事啊？這些個女人！上帝保佑她們吧！沒有她們我們還會做什么？
With their ways...their mysterious seasons! The moon! Glenn Close! Sheila Riston! All the different kinds of women. Smashing!
她們做事的方式...神秘兮兮的周期！月經！Glenn Close！Sheila Riston！真是無奇不有。大開眼界！
Oh my appointment. I've got to go and see the psychiatrist.
到點了，我得去看心理醫生了。
I can't believe there's a psychiatrist in the building.
難以置信這幢大樓里還有心理醫生。
All because those two from accounts just had enough of everything and wanted to go to the seaside.
都怪之前那兩個死會計，都要什么就什么了，居然還要去海邊。
The seaside? They committed suicide, Roy!
去海邊？他們是自殺了，羅伊！
That's right! Yes, of course. Why do you have to go and see her?
沒錯！你說的對。話說你為什么要去見她？
Oh, because I said Jen was dead, that time.
因為我上次謊稱珍去世了。
Oh yeah. Yeah. That'll be it.
哦對對，原來如此。
She said it was something only a severely disturbed person would do.
她說只有心理嚴重失常的人才會做出這種事。
And that now, I have to spend a lot of time in therapy. Isn't that great?
因此我必須接受長期心理治療。很棒吧？
Oh well, yes, that's...That's clearly terrific. No! No, that's bad! Why do you think that's great?
嗯沒錯，這事太好了。不！這太糟糕了！看醫生有什么好的？
The psychiatrist is a very...attractive lady?
因為那個心理醫生是位...富有魅力的女人。
I see...She's of the female...Genre? Yes.
我懂了... 她是個女的...你指性別？沒錯。
A Dr. Melfi to your Tony Soprano?
像《索普拉諾家族》里梅爾菲醫生那樣的？
She's a glamorous old woman.
她可是一位迷人的熟女。
Oh, the things you could learn from her...Or from any woman.
這么說，你可以跟她學"本事"了...隨便跟哪個女人都能學到本事。
