Get a shot of this.
羅斯,拍這里
These are the headlines when you were born.
寶寶們 這是你們出生當天的頭條
Now,girl baby,turn away. And boy babies...
女寶寶把頭轉開,男寶寶…
...check it out!
看,
This is what naked women looked like when you were born.
這就是你出生當月的裸女
Now let's dive into the good stuff.
盡情欣賞吧
Okay,I'm having another one!
好,陣痛又來了
This one doesn't hurt eith Yes,it does!
這次也不太痛…錯,很痛
I was kind of hoping that was it.
我有點希望已經生了
Where are Monica and Rachel,anyway?
摩妮卡和瑞秋呢?
A couple of nurses asked them out.
可能跟約她們的護士在一起
Really? Male nurses?
是嗎?男看護?
Yeah,I was bummed too.
對,我也很失望
So they're going on dates.
她們要去約會?
When? -I think Saturday.
什么時候?星期六吧…
What's with him? -Sympathy pains.
他怎么了? 他感同身受
It was sweet at first,but now I think he's trying to steal my thunder.
我本來很感動 現在我覺得他只是想搶鋒頭