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The only thing my mother hated worse than no help
唯一比無助 還要討厭的就是
was help from my grandmother
祖母的幫助
Okay Dinner is served
好了 晚飯上齊了
I can't eat this
我不能吃這些
My gout will flair up
我的痛風會犯病的
Oh,don't worry
噢 不用擔心
That's oven-fried chicken
都是些烘箱-油炸雞
I used skim milk in your macaroni
并且通心粉里都加的是脫脂奶粉
that's a baked potato and salad
那是烤土豆和沙拉
So,you go ahead,eat up you'll be just fine
所以放心吃吧 沒事的
Wow,Momma never did all that stuff
哇塞 老媽從沒做過這些
Where's Momma anyway?
老媽在哪里呢?
Hey,baby you wanna sit down and have something to eat?
嗨 寶貝 坐下吃點東西吧?
Mm,I'm fine
嗯 我不餓
Grandma made oven-fried chicken
奶奶做了烘箱-油炸雞
Oh,really?
噢 真的?
That's nice
真不錯
Well,I'm gonna finish the laundry
那我去把衣服給晾著
It's finished
晾好了
Then I'll go straighten up the kids' room
那我去收拾下孩子們的房間
Oh,they're straightened
哦 已經收拾好了
Then I guess I'll go do my toes
我想我該去抹指甲油了
They're done
全抹好了
When did you do my toes?
你什么時候抹的?
While you were asleep
在你睡覺的時候
I didn't want to wake you
我不想把你吵醒
That look means "If you do something else you're finished"
那表情說: "你要再做啥 你死定了"
Here comes your girlfriend,Drew
你女朋友來了 Drew
Girlfriend?
女朋友?
I don't like her
我不喜歡她
Well,she likes you
可她喜歡你
And she's going around telling everybody that you kissed her
她到處八卦說你親了她
Wait,Tonya...
等等 Tonya...
Just about every girl in the neighborhood liked Drew
就像這里所有的女孩都喜歡Drew
and Chantal was just about the only girl Drew didn't like
可是Chantal是Drew唯一不喜歡的女孩
Hey,Drew What you doing?
嗨 Drew 在做什么呢?
Uh,nothing
額 沒事
I was just about to go back in the house
正好要回家里去
Oh... you coming back out?
哦... 還出來?
Ah,I don't think so
嗯 不出來了
Oh,you gonna be out tomorrow after school?
明天放學后一起出去好嗎?
I don't know I may have to stay in
不知道 或許得待在家里
Well,maybe I'll see you later
好吧 待會見
Yeah,maybe
嗯 或許吧
While Drew was trying to make a clean break
當Drew正試著別"舊愛"時
I was getting down and dirty with my new jokes
我卻在努力合"新歡"
I told the one about the guy who got bitten by the snake...
我講了個一人被蛇咬的段子...
So the doctor said make two cuts
醫生告訴他朋友 在被蛇咬的地方
where your friend was bitten by the snake
劃兩道口子
and suck out the poison out
接著再把毒吸出來
So the guy gets back to his friend the friend said
然后他回到他朋友那 那朋友問
"Well,what did the doctor say?"
"醫生說了些什么?"
"You're gonna die"
"你要死了"
