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Ever since I was a kid I always loved comedy
自打小時候我就愛看喜劇
I loved cartoons
我愛看卡通片兒
I loved sitcoms
也愛看情境喜劇
Sunday's supposed to be my day of rest,you know
禮拜天本該好好休息的我
But most of all I loved stand-up comedians
不過最喜歡看的還是單口相聲
Michael Jackson kept his sunglasses on He had to
邁克.杰克遜不得不老戴著太陽鏡
Cyndi Lauper kept shining in his eyes
因為Cyndi Lauper不停的在放電
All right,you all time to go to bed
行了 是時候睡覺了
Ma,can I stay up and watch 'til the end?
媽 我能把剩下的一點看完嗎
It's almost over
馬上結束了
All right Drew and Tonya,go
行 Drew和Tonya去睡覺
Good night
晚安
And Prince didn't show up
Prince未曾露面
He doesn't like to go anywhere where the cast outnumbers his bodyguard
因為他打死都不去比他保鏢還多的地方
What I didn't know was that my parents loved comedians,too
不知道的是 我爸媽也愛這個
You knew it in your heart you haven't washed your hair
你心里知道 你壓根就沒洗過頭
So one night the time was right
在一個美妙的夜里
he asked her,he said, "Honey,would you marry me?"
他向她說 "親愛的 嫁給我好嗎?"
She said "wooden eye?"
她說 "wooden eye?" (諧音would i 源自木眼大鼻笑話)
I can't say what he just side
我不能說他當時在講了些什么
but it was the first dirty joke I had ever heard
不過那可是第一次接觸葷段子
"Geez,baby,what time do you have to be home?"
天那 寶貝 你啥時候才在家里?
And it wasn't the last
當然不是世界末日
She said "Christmas..."
她說 "圣誕節吧..."
A lot of kids would get in trouble sneaking out of bed trying to listen to dirty jokes
許多孩子因為躲床里偷聽葷段子而惹上麻煩
I ended up getting a career
可我卻因此找著了道兒
I risked a beating trying to hear one side of that Redd Foxx album
我冒著被揍的危險 聽完了Redd Foxx錄音的一面
Now I was risking my life trying to hear the other side
現在我要冒著生命危險去聽另一面
Now,I know it was wrong to sneak behind my parents back
現在我知道背著爸媽
and listen to dirty records
去聽葷段子是不對的
