Hey, don't look at me.
不要看我
Only one of us was ever caught playing with matches.
我們中只有一個人 曾經(jīng)點火柴玩
Luke?
盧克
That was a year ago. Just admit you did it.
那是一年前的事了 承認是你干的吧
You admit you did it! No!
你承認吧 不
Okay. Look, I have an idea.
好吧 我有個主意
Do you remember the movie Spartacus?
你們記得斯巴達克斯那部電影嗎
Here's what we do:
我們這么做
Luke, you tell Mom and Dad it's your fault.
盧克 你去告訴爸媽是你做的
I didn't do it. - It doesn't matter.
可我沒有 -那沒關(guān)系
Because after you confess,
因為你招了后
Haley and I will each confess to the same thing.
我和海莉也會分別承認是我們做的
How does that do anything?
那有什么用
They'll be so touched that we're protecting each other...
他們會因為我們保護彼此而感動的
that they'll have to bring back Christmas.
然后他們就會把圣誕節(jié)還給我們了
That's awesome.
太棒了
How does it work again?
為什么此計可行來著
We're gonna pass into legend.
我們會成為傳奇的
The parents who canceled Christmas.
取消了圣誕節(jié)的父母親
I thought you'd be happy.
我還以為你會高興
They'II write songs about us,
他們會把我們寫進歌里
make one of those Christmas specials with those ugly little clay people.
用那些丑陋的小泥人制作圣誕特價玩具
You're the one who always says
你老是說我
I shouldn't be such a pushover with the kids.
面對孩子時就狠不下心來
So this is where you decide to make your stand?
所以你就這樣表明自己的立場嗎
Really, Phil? - Okay. Okay, look.
菲爾 -好吧 好吧 聽著
Don't worry. We're going to have Christmas.
別擔心 圣誕節(jié)會回來的
We've raised our kids right.
我們家孩子那么有責任有擔當
Whoever did it will come forward.
不管誰做的 都會主動站出來承認錯誤
Or the other two will rat 'em out.
不然另外兩個也會把他供出來的