I'm sure that they do,
我很確定他們確實是那樣
but as you'll notice from the absence of goats in the street,
不過既然你沒有在大街上看到山羊亂竄
we are not in Colombia.
就說明我們并不在哥倫比亞
Come on! I'm kidding.
行了 我開玩笑的
Why can't we mix a couple of Colombian traditions in?
為什么不能融合點哥倫比亞傳統習俗進去
Like what? - Like fireworks.
比如呢 -比如煙火
Come on. You don't have fireworks in Colombia.
得了吧 哥倫比亞才沒有煙火呢
You're trying to make me the inocente again.
你們又想讓我變成傻冒
No, we do. At night the sky is beautiful-
不 我們有的 晚上的天空很美
very Christmassy.
很有圣誕的氣氛
That doesn't make any sense.
那說不通啊
Look, every country has their own traditions.
每個國家都有自己的傳統
In our culture, for example,
比如 在我們的文化里
the baby Jesus is the one... that brings the gifts,
送圣誕禮物的 是嬰兒耶穌
not the Santa Claus.
而不是圣誕老人
But that doesn't make sense.
那根本就不合理
How could a newborn baby carry all those presents?
一個新生兒怎么能拿得動所有的禮物
They don't even know where their hands are.
他們連自己的手在哪都不知道
At least a baby can fit through a chimney.
至少信圣誕真沒了
Dad never follows through.
老爸從不會堅持到底的
Are you sure one of your friends didn't burn the couch?
你確定不是你的某個朋友燒了沙發嬰兒能穿過煙囪啊
How would you sit on the baby Jesus' lap?
那你怎么坐在嬰兒耶穌的膝蓋上
You'd squish it.
你會壓扁他的
Manny, next year we'll talk about
曼尼 明年我們會談談
some of your little Colombian traditions.
你們哥倫比亞的一些傳統
Okay? Maybe. - I know what "Maybe" Means.
好嗎 或許 -"或許"就是不會的意思
It's like you're trying to take away my whole Christmas.
感覺你想要奪走我整個圣誕節
I can't believe it's all gone.
我不敢相