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Glad you made it.
很高興你能來
I’m so sorry for not telling you guys about me cheering again.
我很抱歉沒告訴你們 我又加入啦啦隊
I totally understand why you didn’t,
我完全理解為什么你沒說
especially after seeing that cheer-trocity of a squad.
特別是在看到你們隊的淫穢樣
Can you say nasty? - Nasty.
- 可以用淫穢來形容嗎? - 淫穢
They’re like the bottom of the cheer tier.
他們似乎是啦啦隊中掉尾巴的
There is this one girl that is so fat, she looks like she swallowed two Briannas.
有個女孩真胖 看上去像能吞下兩個布拉娜
Her name is Kirresha, and she’s got more heart in one ass cheek
她叫可莉莎 她的心腸
than you do in your entire body.
你連一個腳趾頭都比不上
She’s a real friend.
她是個真正的朋友
Then you’re done.
那你就完了
Because after you make friends with those people,
在你和她們交朋友以后
you start shopping with them, then you’re dating one,
你開始和她們一起逛街 然后和他們中的一人約會
and the next thing you know, you’re going to be on some bad talk show
而接下來的事情 你知道嗎 你將出現在粗口秀中
screaming at your baby daddy.
對你孩子的爸大喊大叫
What? - I cannot believe you just said that.
- 什么?
- 我無法相信這些話是你說的
Yeah, that’s so racist. - Oh, bite me, Crouching Tiger.
- 這太種族主義了 - 咬我啊 紙老虎
BRITNEY: Winnie, you’re such a candy cane. - And you’re such a wigger.
- 溫妮 你真是個混蛋 - 你真是個偽君子
Oh, that’s it. Brad, hold my shit.
哦 夠了 布拉德 幫我拿著
