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Okay,okay, any questions,any questions?
好了好了 有問題嗎? 誰有問題?
I have one.
我有
So,what type of places would you consider to be the most vulnerable?
哪種地方是你覺得最易被盜的?
Like,say an offender was gonna break into somebody's house.
比如說有人要入室行竊
Who would be the best victim?
誰最容易成為受害者?
That's a very good question.
很好的問題
No,it's not.
這算什么? .
You just break into a house where nobody's home.
當然是誰家沒人偷誰家
That's right.
說對了
Cool.
酷
I got to go.
有事先走
With a four second head start,
被抓住之前
Jerome stole four stereos.
Jerome 偷了4臺錄音機
My mother wasn't the only one helping out the community.
我媽并非唯一為社區出力的
At school,Drew volunteered to be a Patrol Boy,
在學校 Drew志愿做巡邏員,
which is just a fancy name for crossing guard.
其實就是幫人過馬路的
Okay,go.
好 走
Hey,Drew,
嘿 Drew
can you help me cross?
能幫我過去嗎?
Sure.
當然
Thanks,Drew.
謝謝 Drew.
If this had been me,
如果換作我
here's how it would have gone.
會是這樣
Because I was going on a date for the first time,
因為這是我第一次約會
everyone had a helpful suggestion.
大家都給我提建議.
Be sure to compliment her on her shoes.
一定要稱贊她的鞋
Girls like that.
女生愛聽
Shoes,right.
鞋 知道了
Tell her you got a job.
告訴她你有工作
Girls like that more.
女生更喜歡
Job,I got it.
工作 知道了
And hold a piece of gum under your tongue and let it soak
嘴里藏著口香糖
so your breath won't stink.
這樣口氣清新
Okay,gum.
知道了 口香糖.
Oh,yeah,and if the movie is sad,don't cry.
如果是悲情電影 別哭.
She'll think you're a punk.
她會以為你有病
It's Footloose.
搞什么 看的是《渾身是勁》(Footloose)
I ain't gonna cry.
我才不會哭
baby,have a good time.
寶貝 玩得愉快
But not too good a time,
也別玩得太忘形
'cause you know I'm not raising no babies.
我不要幫你養孩子
Enjoy yourself.
好好玩
This is half off on a soda and box of Jujubes.
這是汽水和跳跳糖的半價券
Thanks.
謝謝
Oh,what the hell.
管它呢
Here's a coupon for a free box of popcorn.
這是大桶爆米花的優惠券
The last time my father gave man an extra coupon
上次他額外給我一張券
was when I gave him a get-one coupon, get-one-coupon-free coupon.
是因為我給他一張 "白送一張'白送一張券'優惠券"
Have a good time.
玩得開心點
You look good,man.
看起來很帥
That's my boy.
這才是我兒子
Standing there waiting for Yvette was one of the best feelings I'd had.
等待一個很期待的人的感覺真好
But after 15 minutes,I thought,"
15分鐘后
Maybe the buses are running late."
我想也許巴士誤點
After 30 minutes,I thought,
30分鐘后
"Maybe the bus broke down."
我想也許巴士拋錨
After an hour,I thought,
1小時后
"Maybe the bus got in an accident,
我想也許巴士出車禍
"skidded through the guardrail,
沿著護欄滑行，
exploded in midair,
凌空爆炸了
and ended up at the bottom of the East River."
殘骸落入東區河
After the movie was over,
電影結束后
I thought,"Maybe she never got on that bus at all."
我想也許她根本沒上巴士
To this day,I can't make it through Footloose without crying.
直至今日 每當看到《渾身是勁》 我仍不免哭泣
bummer,man.
太慘了
Did she say what happened?
她有沒有說什么事?
I haven't heard from her.
沒消息
Why do girls do junk like that?
為什么女生要這么做?
I don't know what to tell you.
我不知道怎么說
Greg and I had the same conversation last night
Greg昨晚和我有同樣的對話
and he still didn't know what to tell me.
他仍然不知道說什么.
That sucks.
太難受了
Man,I don't know how you made it to school today.
你竟然還能來上學
Stood up,out there on the street,
如果我被放鴿子 我會跑到大街上
talk about embarrassing.
太難堪了
If I were you, I'd be so depressed,
如果我是你 我會難過到
I'd be standing on top of the Brooklyn Bridge
站在布魯克林大橋上
with a hundred pounds of rocks tied around my ankles
腳踝上拴著100磅的石頭
and a bag of rats wrapped around my head,
再用裝滿老鼠的袋子套著頭
ready to jump...
準備往下跳
Okay,I get it.
好了 我懂了
Forget about it,man.
算了
You're a nice guy.
你是好人
Aren't you the same one who called me a little black bum?
你不是也說我是小癟三嗎?
Like I said, I was improvising.
我說了 我是即興發揮
If it makes you feel any better,
如果這樣你能好過點
I would have shown up.
我當時會去的
That didn't mean anything.
毫無意義
Greg once showed up at a sneaker-string taste test.
Greg只會在背后偷偷笑我
I'm watching you!
嘿 我盯著你呢
Because my mother was the Block Watch captain,
因為我媽是社區監視組長
if anything happened in the neighborhood,
任何社區的事
Miss Louise made sure she heard about it.
Louis都會報告我媽
They're spraying graffiti downstairs.
樓下有一坨屎
I'll file a report.
我會報案的
There's a mad dog chasing people!
有只瘋狗在追人
I'll file a report.
我會報案的
Somebody stole my mail.
有人偷我的信
I'll file a report.
我會報案的
I can't find my glasses.
我的眼鏡找不到了
I'll file a report.
我會報案的
Larry and them coming.
Larry(某名人)要來這
I'll file a report.
我會報案的
Being stood up was bad enough,
被放鴿子已經夠糟了
so I didn't want to tell anybody.
我不想說出去
Listen,you ever hear of Whodini?
你聽說過Houdini? (胡迪尼:著名魔術大師)
Ecstasy and Jalil? Yeah.
這還用問? 當然!
Yeah,I got a couple of tickets.
我有兩張票
I thought the show was about the magician.
還以為是魔術表演
You want 'em?
你想要嗎?
Yeah.
是的
Maybe you can take your girl.
也許你能帶上你的女朋友
I don't think so.
不 我想不用了
Why not?
為什么?
She stood me up.
她放我鴿子
I was standing outside the theater for two hours
我在電影院外面站了兩個鐘頭
and she never shed up.
她都沒出現
What?
什么?
You gonna let her treat you that way and get away with it?
為什么你就讓她這樣對你 不聞不問的?
Listen,if I was you,
聽著 如果我是你
I'd go find that girl,
我會去找到那個女孩
take her by the hair and shake her
抓住她的頭發 使勁地搖她
like an Etch-A-Sketch.
就像打游戲機一樣
Doc lives alone.
Doc還是單身
She does owe me an explanation.
哦 她確實欠我一個解釋
Now you're talking.
我現在聽到你說了
Well,here's your chance.
你的機會來了
Hey,Chris.
嘿 Chris. 哦 嗨
what happened to you yesterday?
昨天你出了什么事了?
That's right.
哦 對了
We were supposed to go see Footloose.
我們本來該去看《渾身是勁》的
I totally forgot.
我完全忘了
I didn't know it then,
我那時候不知道
but,for years to come,
但以后的日子里
I dated an awful lot of women with amnesia.
我確實遇到了很多有健忘癥的女人
Oh,that's right.
哦 沒錯
We're supposed to go to the prom together.
我們本來該一起參加舞會的
I totally forgot.
我完全忘了
That's right.
對了
We were supposed to do something for your birthday.
我們應該為你慶祝一下生日的
Totally forgot.
我完全忘了
Oh,that's right.
哦 對了
I was supposed to give you a kidney.
我本該給你一個腎的
Boy,I forgot all about you.
哦 我完全忘了你的事
Until I got famous,
在我成名前
I never met a woman that could remember anything.
我都沒找到一個能記得住東西的女人
So maybe we can go Saturday.
那么 也許我們可以星期六去
