評論
打印
I don't know. I wasn't thinking, I guess.
我不知道 我的腦中一片空白
My father said you're not supposed to hit a girl.
我父親說過好男人不該打女人
You know your father?
你了解你父親？
Yeah.
是的
Nobody's ever looked out for me like that before.
沒有人對我這么關(guān)心過
What's your name? Chris.
你叫什么？ Chris.
I'm Tangee.
我叫 Tangee.
Here.
這個給你
A Valentine's Day card?
情人節(jié)卡片？
TANGEE: Yeah.
是的
I was going to give it to Clyde, but he makes me sick.
我本來想給 Clyde的 但他太讓我惡心了
Thanks.
謝謝
This was great, my first Valentine's.
太棒了 我的第一張情人節(jié)卡片
So what if it was meant for a future wife beater?
如果這意味著將來她會嫁給一個家庭暴力者怎么半？
He ain't beat me.
他不會打我
Hi. Is Drew home?
嗨 請問 Drew在嗎
Do you realize it's 8:30 at night?
你知道現(xiàn)在是晚上 8:30了嗎
Drew is in bed.
Drew睡了
He is 11.
他才11歲
E-L-E-V-E-N. 11.
E-L-E-V-E-N. 11.
I... Go home.
我... 快走
If I see you around my child again,
如果我再看到你在他身邊
I'm calling the cops.
我就要叫警察了
You got that? Yeah, I-I...
聽清楚沒有？ 是的 我-我...
Okay, I know, I know, girl, I know.
好吧 我知道 我知道
Beat it.
快滾
Ooh, these are my favorites.
噢 這是我最喜歡的
Mmm! Mm-mm-mm.
Mmm! Mm-mm-mm.
DREW: All right, bye, Dad.
再見 爸爸
See you later, son.
再見 兒子
Daddy, you haven't walked us to school in a long time. Daddy
你有很長一段時間沒送我們?nèi)W(xué)校了
I know. It's been a while.
我知道 是有一段時間了
Aren't you supposed to be sleeping?
你現(xiàn)在不是應(yīng)該在睡覺嗎
Yeah. I can get my rest later.
我可以晚些時候再睡
Mama said you don't like walking us to school.
媽媽說你不喜歡送我們?nèi)W(xué)校
That's not true.
那不是真的
You want a dollar?
想要一美元嗎
All right.
好的
There you go.
給你
Hey, since I'm here,
嘿 既然我在這
why don't you show me which one of these kids
為什么不指給我看看 他們中哪一個
is your boyfriend.
是你的男朋友？
Oh, um... there he is.
噢 恩... 那個
James!
James!
So that's him, huh?
他就是你男朋友 對吧？
Yeah.
是的
All right.
好的
Bye, Daddy.
再見爸爸
All right, bye, baby.
再見 寶貝
Can I talk to you for a minute?
我能跟你談?wù)剢?/p>
Who, me?
誰 我嗎？
Yeah, you.
是的 就是你
Get over here.
過來
What's your name?
你是誰？
My name is "Don't worry about what my name is."
我叫 "別管我是誰"
What, you think you're some kind
怎么 你認為你是那種
of ladies' man or something?
女性殺手這類的嗎
I don't know any ladies.
我不認識任何女性
They're not even No. Uh, I don't know...ou?
根本沒有 我不認識...
Who are you?
你是誰
Don't worry about who I am.
別管我是誰
Worry about who you're giving them cards to.
關(guān)心一下你送卡片的那位
I want my mama.
我要找媽媽
So you a mama's boy?
這么說來你是媽媽的小寶貝了？
Yes.
是的
Well, listen up, mama's boy.
那么聽好了 媽媽的小寶貝
You stay away from my daughter, you hear me?
離我女兒遠一點 聽見沒有？
Huh?
恩？
Hey, man, stop that.
嘿 不準哭
MAN: Hey, stay away from that boy!
嘿 離那男孩遠一點
Get out of here!
從這兒滾出去
JULIUS: I was just talking to him.
我只是和他談?wù)?/p>
MAN: Hey, you, I'm talking to you!
嘿 小子 我在跟你說呢
CHRIS ROCK: While my father was getting rid of Tonya's valentine,
CHRIS ROCK: 當我的父親搞砸 Tonya的情人節(jié)時
I wish he'd been around to get rid of mine.
我真希望他也有閑情幫我解決一下
"Roses are red, violets are blue... "
玫瑰是紅的 紫羅蘭是藍的...
"Please go back to Africa "
請你滾回非洲
"and take your mother with you. "
順便帶上你媽
Happy Valentine's Day."
情人節(jié)快樂
CHRIS ROCK: Another card like this, and I might just go to Africa.
如果再收到類似的卡片 看來我真得回非洲去了
What's wrong with you?
出什么事了？
I'm trying not to bump into Joy again.
我在躲避Joy 我不想見到她
The school's only but so big.
學(xué)校就那么一塊巴掌地
You're bound to run into her sometimes.
你肯定會不時碰到她的
I just don't want to blow it.
我只是不想打破局面
I don't know what my next move is.
我不知道下一步該怎么做
Well, did you get her a card?
那么你送她卡片了嗎
No. Then that's your next move.
沒有 這就是你下一步行動
You can come with me.
我們可以一起
I was going to go get one anyway.
反正我也要送卡片
For who?
給誰的
The girl on the bus.
校車上碰到的那女孩
She gave me one yesterday.
她昨天給了我卡片
And you didn't tell me?
你卻沒告訴我
I know I go to bed early, but you could still call
我知道我昨天睡早了點 但是你仍然應(yīng)該告訴我
and wake me up when something this important happens.
這么激動人心的時刻 你怎么不叫醒我
Yeah, well, I wanted to tell you in person.
好吧 其實我想私下告訴你的
I broke up a fight between her and her boyfriend.
我纏和進了她和她男朋友的爭吵中
You broke up a fight?
你纏和進去了？
Yeah, and she gave me this card.
是的 之后她就給了我卡片
Dude, this is huge.
伙計 這可真是天大的事
Is it? I-I don't know.
是嗎？ 我-我不清楚
It... it's just a card.
這…這只是張卡片
A card is, "I'm yours for the taking."
意思就是“我是你的人了”
How in there do you have to be before you get it?
你費了多大工夫才成功的？
Why is it that when it comes to me,
為什么要問我？
you know so much about girls,
你經(jīng)驗?zāi)敲簇S富
but you freak out when one gives you a card?
卻為了一張送你的卡片而心神不定？
I guess it's kind of like not being able
我想這就跟
to cut your own hair.
沒法自己幫自己理發(fā)是一樣的道理
CHRIS ROCK: Before you ever buy a girl a gift,
在你送姑娘禮物之前
the first thing you've got to do is buy her the perfect card.
最重要的就是選張最好看的卡片給她
Nah, that's too much.
不 這張寫的太肉麻了
You haven't even kissed her yet.
你還沒有吻過她
Have you?
對吧
Um...
恩...
how about this one?
那這張怎么樣
"You know the deal. "
你明白我的意思
I want you to be my valentine."
我想跟你交往"
That's cool, but it's more for a friend than a girl.
還不錯 不過更適合送給朋友 而不是女朋友
Whoa, cool.
哇 太棒了
"Relatively speaking, "
請問
would you be my valentine?"
你愿意跟我交往嗎?"
This is perfect.
這張再適合不過了
For Tangee? No thanks.
送給 Tangee? 不了謝謝
不 給Joy的
CHRIS ROCK: Greg never fought being a nerd.
Greg總是這么受歡迎
I always wondered how that worked out for him.
我真不明白他究竟有何等魅力
Come on, honey!
快點 寶貝！
Greg, when did you get this car?
Greg 你從哪弄到這車的？
Well, the Bentley's in the shop.
是一起工作的 Bentley的
I kind of like this one.
我喜歡這車
Dude, this card is $2.50.
老兄 這張卡要兩塊五.
