評(píng)論
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Hey!
嘿!
What’s wrong Mon?
Monica，怎么了?
Ohh, everybody at the restaurant still hates me.
噢，那個(gè)餐館的所有人都恨我。
Is it because of the review you wrote or something new?
是因?yàn)槟銓懙脑u(píng)論或別的新東西之類的嗎？
It's the review.
是評(píng)論。
Oh.
噢。
I thought I was making headway, everyone was smiling at me all day,
本來我想我的人緣好起來了，今天一整天人們都對(duì)我笑。
I get off work and I find out that they wrote this (puts on her chef hat) on my chef’s hat.
我開始工作，然后發(fā)現(xiàn)他們?cè)谖业膹N師帽上寫了這個(gè)。
Hey, maybe they meant to write, ‘Quiet, bitch.’
也許他們想寫：“安靜，婊子”。
Hey, honey! What’s the matter? (Monica shows her, her hat.)
嘿，親愛的! 怎么了?
Fine, I was just trying to be nice!
好了，我只是想禮貌的打個(gè)招呼!
I mean I have not been picked on this much since kindergarten and they had to bring in someone from junior high to do the seesaw with me.
自從幼兒園后我就沒被這么捉弄過了。當(dāng)時(shí)他們找來一個(gè)高中生，和我玩翹翹板。
I mean they’re trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would…
他們想盡辦法來趕我走，如果我對(duì)其他什么工作感興趣的話，我會(huì)走。
But this is something I’ve been waiting for my whole life.
但是這是我一生都想從事的職業(yè)。
Well, wait a minute, you’re the boss!
哦，等一下，你才是頭兒!
Why don’t you just yell at them? Or, fire them?
為什么你不吼他們，或者解雇他們？
I would love too, but I can’t!
我是想這么來著，可是我做不到!
I mean I just can’t, you know that I’m not good at confrontation.
我總是在對(duì)峙中敗下陣來。
Hey, you know what you can do?
嘿，你知道你該怎么辦么?
I remember reading about this director,
我記得我曾讀過一個(gè)導(dǎo)演的書。
I think it was Orson Wells, who at the beginning of the movie would hire somebody,
好像是Orson Wells，他會(huì)在電影開拍的時(shí)候雇一個(gè)人。
Just so he could fire them in front of everybody. Then they would all know, who’s boss.
然后在大伙面前解雇他那樣那些人就明白了，誰才是頭兒。
Hey,Mon! I’m not doing anything, why don’t you fire me?
嘿，Monica! 我正好沒事做，要不你開除我?
That’s a good idea! Wait, do you know how to waiter?
好主意! 但你知道怎么當(dāng)侍應(yīng)生么?
Good enough to get fired.
只要會(huì)被解雇不就行了？
All right, you’re hired!
好的，我雇你了!
Hey! That must be why I got fired last week!
嘿! 這就是我上個(gè)禮拜被炒的原因了!
Does this Orson Wells guy direct Burger King commercials?
Orson Wells是不是也掌管Burger King的生意?
Yes.
是的。
