評論
打印
My God! Is this a gym card?
老天! 這是健身卡嗎?
Oh yeah, gym member.
哦沒錯，健身房會員。
I try to go four times a week, but I’ve missed the last 1200 times.
我原打算每周去四次，但我已經錯過了1200次。
So why don’t you quit?
為什么不退出？
You don’t think I’ve tried?
你以為我沒試過嗎？
You think I like having 50 dollars taken out of my bank account every month?
你以為他們每月從我帳戶上扣掉50塊我很開心？
No, they make you go all the way down there!
不, 他們讓你到他們那里!
Then they use all of these phrases and peppiness to try and confuse you!
然后就運用所有的詞語和表情來迷惑你。
Then they bring out Maria.
然后他們帶來Maria。
Who is Maria?
Maria是誰?
Oh Maria. You can’t say no to her, she’s like this lycra spandex covered gym…treat.
你沒有能力拒絕她，她就像是用合成彈力纖維包裝的健身房的……禮品。
You need me to go down there with you and hold your hand?
要我和你一道去幫你打氣嗎?
No!
不!
So you’re strong enough to face her on your own?
那你有勇氣單獨面對她嗎?
Oh no, you’ll have to come.
哦不，你還是來吧。
