Did anyone ever throw a pie at Thomas Jefferson?
有人朝托馬斯?杰弗遜扔過餡餅嗎?
Or Buzz Aldrin? I doubt it.
巴茲?奧爾德林呢?我想沒有
But this is like the ninth time I got....
可我好像已經是第九次被扔....
Clowns get hit with pies.
小丑才會被餡餅扔到
Fuck! l'm Mike's father! Here's your shit!
操! 我是邁克的父親!這是你的狗屁東西!
I saw you buy this at the mall on North Avenue!
我看見你在北方大道的商場買的!
And l'm telling the cops, too!
我也會這么跟警察說!
So you can cut your crap about Mike jacking your wallet!
所以你趁早收回那些屁話! 邁克才沒偷你的錢包!
He's just a kid. See!
他還是個孩子。明白嗎!
He looks grown, but he's just a kid!
他個頭挺大,可還是個孩子!
You fucking asshole.
你這混賬王八蛋
I mean, I'll bet no one ever threw a pie at, like...
我敢打賭,從來沒人拿餡餅砸過...
Harriet Tubman, the founder of the Underground Railroad.
“地下鐵道”的創建人哈麗特?塔布曼 (*幫助黑奴逃出南方的秘密渠道)
I'll bet you a million fucking dollars.
我敢跟你賭一百萬美元