The first time I was struck with something...
我第一次挨砸...
a chicken breast from Kenny Rogers...
是肯尼?羅杰斯店的雞塊...
I was standing next to a garbage pail.
那時我正站在垃圾桶邊上
I thought it might've been an accident, that they were throwing it out.
我還以為那不是有意的 他們只是想扔垃圾
The second time, it hit me square on the chin...
第二次,正中我的下巴...
a soft taco.
軟式塔可餅
Then, pop.
然后是汽水
A falafel.
沙拉三明治
McNuggets.
麥樂雞
Always fast food.
都是快餐
Fast food.
快餐
Shit people would rather throw out than finish.
那些混蛋吃不完就寧可扔掉
It's easy. It tastes all right...
快餐很容易做。味道也還可以...
but it doesn't really provide you any nourishment.
但是一點營養都沒有
l'm fast food.
我就是快餐
Hey.
嘿
Hey.
嘿
Did you see him? -Yeah.
你見過他了? -對
Am I gonna get in trouble? I didn't do anything.
我會有麻煩嗎?我什么都沒做
You're not in trouble.I took care of it.
你不會有麻煩了。我已經擺平了