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Hey, how much will you give me to eat this whole jar of olives?
如果我把整罐橄欖吃光，你要給我多少錢?
I won’t give you anything, but you’ll owe me 2.95.
我一塊錢也不給，但你欠我兩塊九毛五。
Done.
成交。
Hey. I need an atlas! I need an atlas!
我需要地圖。
Why? Do you have a report due?
干嘛?你要交報(bào)告?
I have a date with this diplomat I met while I was giving free massages outside the UN and, I don’t know where his country is.
我昨天在聯(lián)合國(guó)外做免費(fèi)按摩，認(rèn)識(shí)一個(gè)外交官，我要跟他約會(huì)，我不知道他是哪個(gè)國(guó)家的人。
Okay, let’s start with the free messages outside the UN.
先說你為什么要在聯(lián)合國(guó)做免費(fèi)按摩服務(wù)？
Oh!! That’s my new thing. I figure bodies at peace, make peace.
這是我的新目標(biāo)，我認(rèn)為平和的身體可以締造和平。
Wow! You might just get the first Nobel prize in rubbing. So what country is this guy from?
你搞不好會(huì)得第一個(gè)諾貝爾按摩獎(jiǎng)。這家伙是哪個(gè)國(guó)家的人?
Ick-neck-tree-anis..... There’s a “G”in there.
里面有個(gè)“G”。
Where’s that?
這個(gè)國(guó)家在哪里?
In your atlas!
在你的地圖上。
I don’t have an atlas.
我沒有地圖。
Oh, but wait I do have a globe.
噢，等等，我有一個(gè)地球儀。
Hold on.
不過等等。
So Pheebs what’s this guy like?
Pheebs，他是什么樣的人?
Umm, well he’s very dashing, you know, and umm, very, very sophisticated,
他很有沖勁，而且非常練達(dá)，
and he doesn’t speak any English, but according to his translator, he totally gets me.
他不會(huì)講英文，但他的翻譯說他對(duì)我意亂情迷。
Hay, here you go. (Hands her this tiny little globe.)
好，來了。
What is this?
這是什么?
It’s a globe and, a pencil sharpener.
地球儀，也是削鉛筆機(jī)。
