- 你要死了? - 不,沒(méi)那么壞
I'm dying? No.
- 我要死了? - 不是
My parents are in town. They're visiting and they're coming around.
我父母來(lái)倫敦了,他們過(guò)來(lái)看我,馬上就到
God. Parents? American parents?
哦上帝,父母?美國(guó)父母?
When? Now.
- 什么時(shí)候? - 就現(xiàn)在
They told me and I didn't tell you
他們之前有跟我提過(guò),我沒(méi)告訴你,
and I thought they'd cancel because they normally do and they didn't.
我以為他們會(huì)取消,因?yàn)樗麄兛偸悄菢樱沁@次沒(méi)有
Now now? Now now. So you should probably put on some pants.
- 現(xiàn)在? - 就現(xiàn)在,所以你應(yīng)該先穿上褲
God. Okay, okay.
哦,上帝,好的,好的
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Do they know I exist?
- 不好意思,不好意思 - 他們知道有我這個(gè)人嗎?
Yeah. I've mentioned something like you, but nothing very specific.
知道,我有偶爾提到你,但不是特別具體
Yeah, they're quite conservative, so maybe not those pants.
他們比較保守,所以不要穿這樣的褲子
Okay. Yeah.
好了
God. Okay.
哦上帝,好了
Could you just stall them. Stall them.
你可以拖延下他們嗎?拖延一下
Come on up.
上來(lái)吧
What? I'm sorry, they don't like waiting.
- 什么?! - 對(duì)不起,他們不喜歡等
Okay. Do I live here? Definitely not.
- 好吧,我住在這里嗎? - 當(dāng)然沒(méi)有
Are we having sex? Yeah. But not oral.
- 我們有上床嗎? - 有,但不是口交
I wasn't gonna mention oral.
- 我不會(huì)提到口交 - 好的,不要提
Okay, good, don't. How did you think that was gonna come up? Could you help me with this, please?
這個(gè)問(wèn)題怎么會(huì)提到?你能幫我弄一下嗎?拜托
I don't know. if it does, just deny it completely.
不知道,如果真有提到,徹底否認(rèn)就是了
Who's gonna bring it up? Your dad?
誰(shuí)會(huì)提出來(lái)?你老爸?
"Tim, had any cunnilingus with my daughter recently?"
“蒂姆,最近有為我女兒口交嗎?”
Well, you never know. Okay.
- 你不會(huì)知道的 - 好吧
Okay. Ready? Yeah.
- 好,準(zhǔn)備好了? - 是的
They're there. They are, yeah.
- 他們到了 - 哦,是的
Yeah, right behind you. Okay. Right, okay.
- 對(duì),就在你身后 - 對(duì),是的
Dad! Hello, sweet.
- 爸爸! - 嗨,小甜心
Mom. Hi. Hi, honey.
- 媽媽,嗨 - 嗨,親愛的
This is Tim.
哦,這是蒂姆
Hello, sir. Ma'am.
哈嘍,先生,女士
Should we come back when you haven't got any company, or...
我們是不是等你們沒(méi)有約會(huì)的時(shí)候 再回來(lái)?
Well, that would be quite difficult because Tim actually lives here.
哦,那會(huì)比較難,因?yàn)榈倌菲鋵?shí)…住在這里
Really? With you?
真的嗎?跟你?
Yes. Yeah, but no oral sex, I promise you.
是的,但是沒(méi)有口交,我向您保證
I beg your pardon?
你說(shuō)什么?
Excuse me.
不好意思
So, Tim, tell us where are you from, which part of the country?
蒂姆…可以告訴我們你是哪里人嗎?
He's from Cornwall. Yeah, it's really pretty.
他是康沃爾人,那地方超美
It's that little bit right at the end, sort of looks like a shoe.
就是稍微有點(diǎn)小,看起來(lái)像只鞋子
And you're a lawyer, is that right?
你是名律師,對(duì)嗎?
Yep, that's right. And he never loses.
是的,他打官司還從來(lái)沒(méi)輸過(guò)
You don't think he's gonna win, then he just pulls something out of the bag and,
即使你以為他不會(huì)贏,但是他…
what do you know, he wins again.
會(huì)使出殺手锏,瞬間扭轉(zhuǎn)局勢(shì),穩(wěn)操勝券
Do you ever answer any of your own questions?
你可以親自回答自己的問(wèn)題嗎?
I...,yes, he does. Usually he does,
我,他當(dāng)然可以,他向來(lái)都是…
but not today because I'm doing all the talking because I'm really nervous
但是今天不行,因?yàn)槲乙恢闭f(shuō)個(gè) 不停,因?yàn)槲艺娴暮芫o張…
and I kinda love him and I just... I want you to, too.
我真的很喜歡他,我希望你也會(huì)
Honey.
哦,親愛的
Sorry. Tim. Over to you.
很抱歉,蒂姆,交給你了
Shoot.
你們繼續(xù)
Yeah, I think my dad... Can I just say one more thing? Um...
- 是的,我想我爸爸… - 我可以再多說(shuō)一句嗎?