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Would you please turn your shirt off?
你能把那襯衫MP3關(guān)了嗎?
What?
怎么?
I'm giving myself dramatic entrance music. People will know I'm awesome and to be feared.
我在播放自己華麗的入場音樂聽眾可都會肅然起敬
Right.
對啊
There's nothing more awesome and frightening than a man who's got music blasting from between his nipples.
沒有什么能比一個胸口放著歌的小伙子更令人聞風(fēng)喪膽了
Hey, Stuart, what's going on?
嘿 Stuart 有什么新鮮事嗎?
Well, you might want to mark your Google calendars. Stan Lee is coming to do a signing on Thursday.
有 你可能得在自己的谷歌日歷里記上一筆Stan Lee(漫畫大師)周四會來這兒簽名
Did he finally write a sequel to his autobiography? I'm sure ages through were just action-packed.
他的自傳終于出了續(xù)集嗎?我敢說歲到歲那段肯定精彩
No, just a regular comic signing. My uncle is his dermatologist and Stan's doing him a favor.
不 就是一般的簽名活動我叔叔是他的皮膚病醫(yī)生 這次是Stan幫他個忙
Oh, I don't want to know that!
噢 我可不想知道這事!
How can I possibly discuss with Stan Lee the scientific foundations for interstellar flight on a silver surfboard
我的大腦怎么可能一邊與他交流乘坐銀制沖浪板進(jìn)行星際航行(Stan所著漫畫中的情節(jié))的科學(xué)依據(jù)
when part of my brain will be scanning his face for signs of contagious skin disease? Stan Lee does not have a contagious skin disease.
一邊又仔細(xì)地在他臉上尋找傳染性皮膚病的痕跡呢?Stan Lee沒有傳染皮膚病
Well, look who thinks he's Stuart's uncle now.
喔 看看誰自以為是Stuart的叔叔了
Can't believe it.
難以置信
We're going to meet Stan Lee!
我們要見到Stan Lee了!
I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it
我激動萬分 無法掩飾
I'm about to lose control and I think I like it
我要為我所愛 失去理智
I'm sad to say I taught him those moves.
我得說 我真后悔把那些舞步教給了他。
