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Pay the cashier. Sheldon Cooper. Good morning, Your Honor. Dr. Sheldon Cooper appearing in protecting myself.
到收銀處交款 Sheldon Cooper呢早上好 尊敬的先生 是Sheldon Cooper博士 準備進行"自我辯護"
That is to say, representing himself. I know what it means. I went to law school. And yet you wound up in traffic court.
也就是"自己為自己辯護"的意思 不用你解釋 我從法學院畢業 但是你卻淪落到了交通法庭
Anyway, if it would please the court, I'd like to begin with an opening statement.
不論怎樣 如果法庭允許的話 我想來段開場陳述
The court would advise you to make it quick, as the court had a dicey-looking breakfast burrito this morning and just took an Imodium.
本庭建議你 說得快一點 本庭今早吃了個賣相很差的墨西哥煎餅 才吃了點易蒙停
Very well. A quick opening statement. Like a milking stool, my case rests on three legs.
好的 那我開始簡短陳述了 就像一個擠奶凳(雙關語 還可以理解為"就像拉稀") 我的案子 證據不足
I will demonstrate that I was improperly instructed in driving by a woman whose lack of respect for society borders on the sociopathic. I will argue that the emergency met the legal doctrine of quod est necessarium est licitum...
我想揭露的是 我在一個缺乏社會責任感 已處在反社會邊緣的女人唆使下 才去開車的 我要申明的是 我的情況符合 法律條款上的"需要即合法"...
That which is necessary is legal. But first, I will raise a Sixth Amendment issue. I'm unable to confront my accuser, a non-human entity, to wit, a camera.
需要即合法不過首先我要參照憲法修正案第六條 我無法和我的原告 非人類的實體對質 即 一架相機
So, to sum up, improper instruction; quod est necessarium est licitum; Sixth Amendment.
因此 總而言之 不正當的引導 需要即合法 憲法修正案第六條
My milk stool is complete. Impressive. Thank you. Guilty.
擠奶凳的故事講完了 說得好 多謝 有罪
Pay the cashier. I object. You're completely ignoring the law. No, I'm following the law. I'm ignoring you.
要付罰金 反對 你完全是在無視法律 不 我是在遵循法律 我無視你
Really?
是嗎?
I would point out that I am at the top of my profession, while you preside over the kiddy table of yours. Dr. Cooper, before I find you in contempt and throw you in jail, I'm going to give you a chance to apologize for that last remark.
告訴你 我可是我這行的杰出者 而你只是這張兒童桌的頭頭 Cooper博士 在我指控你藐視本庭 并送你進監獄之前 我再給你一次 為剛才那句話道歉的機會
I am a scientist. I never apologize for the truth. That's my spot.
我是個科學家 我從不糊弄真理 那位置是我的。
