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Leonard: Got a bit of traffic this morning, huh? Think it's gonna rain? Instead of underpants, I covered my crotch with potato salad this morning.Okay, I know what'll cheer you up. Let's play one of your driving games.
今早路上有點(diǎn)堵車，對(duì)吧？你覺得會(huì)不會(huì)下雨啊?今天早上我沒穿內(nèi)褲，是拿土豆沙拉擋住我褲襠的。哈，我知道怎么樣讓你打起精神了。我們來玩?zhèn)€開車時(shí)你最愛的小游戲吧。
Sheldon: All right.This game is called Traitors. I will name three historical figures,you put them in order of the heinousness of their betrayal. Benedict Arnold, Judas, Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.
好吧。游戲的名字叫“叛徒”。我說出三個(gè)歷史人物，他們都是叛徒，你根據(jù)他們的情節(jié)惡劣程度排序。博士。
Leonard: You really think I belong with Benedict Arnold and Judas?
你真的覺得我可以和Benedict Arnold還有Judas相提并論?
Sheldon: You're right. Judas had the decency to hang himself after what he did.
對(duì)哦。Judas至少為自己的所作所為以死謝罪了。
Leonard: Come on, Sheldon. Can't you at least try to understand how much this means to me?
別這樣，Sheldon。你能不能試著理解一下這對(duì)我來說有多重要?
Sheldon: Round two: Leonard Hofstadter, Darth Vader, Rupert Murdoch.
第二輪游戲開始：Leonard Hofstadter，Darth Vader和Rupert Murdoch。
Leonard: Rupert Murdoch?
Rupert Murdoch是誰?
Sheldon: He owns Fox, and they canceled Firefly. Hint: he and Darth Vader are tied for #2.
福克斯公司老總，他們竟然敢停播“螢火蟲”。(注:科幻類美劇) 提示: 他和 Darth Vader并列第二。
Howard: I'm sorry I couldn't hang with you last night. I had a date with Bernadette.
昨晚沒和你一起很不好意思啊。我和Bernadette約會(huì)去了。
Raj: I know. I saw the Tweet.
我知道。你在微博網(wǎng)上都寫了。
Howard: So, what did you end up doing?
那你后來干嘛去了?
Raj: Not much. Nuked a burrito. Prayed to the Hindu god Urvashi that your bowels would loosen, and your penis would droop like willow tree.
沒干嘛。吃了個(gè)無皮玉米卷。然后向印度教神Urvashi希禱告你會(huì)拉稀，陰莖軟的跟柳條一樣柔軟。
Leonard: You seen Sheldon?
你們見到Sheldon了嗎?
Raj: No. Is he still mad about the super collider?
沒有。他還在因?yàn)槌?jí)對(duì)撞機(jī)的事生你的氣啊?
Leonard: Yeah. He thinks I betrayed him. I mean, come on. What would you guys do if you were me?
對(duì)啊。他覺得我背叛了他。我說，各位。你們要是換作我的話會(huì)怎么辦?
Howard: I'd take Sheldon to Switzerland.
我會(huì)帶Sheldon去瑞士。
Leonard: Seriously?
真的假的?
Howard: Absolutely. And I'd leave him there.
當(dāng)然是真的。然后我會(huì)把他丟在那里。
Raj: What the hell is that?
這究竟是什么鬼東西?
Leonard: Uh, let's see. Yup, 30 pieces of silverware.
嗯，研究一下。這個(gè)，30把刀叉。
