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- Well, how long does that last? - Five dates to be exact.
- 嗯，那可以持續多久？ - 精確的說，五次約會
That is exact.
那是精確的
Five dates happens to be the perfect amount of time...
五次約會正是完美的時間…
to achieve maximum fun with no pain.
能得到最大的快樂，沒有痛苦
No expectation equals no disappointment.
沒有預期，等于沒有失望
It's just fun, and there are no rules.
只是要快樂，并且沒有規則
- No rules? - No rules.
- 沒有規則嗎？ - 沒有規則
And you know what? In relationships, that's all there are.
并且你知道嗎？在一段關系里 會有一堆問題
You know, one person wants more, the other person wants less.
你知道，一個人想要更多 另一個人想要更少
And then they act out cheat, come back, stay out of guilt...
然后他們就在外面欺騙 回來后，保留他們的內疚…
oops, now someone's pregnant, all of a sudden...
哎呀，然后某人懷孕了，突然之間…
you're married and hate each other.
你結婚了，并彼此憎恨
Dating is just so much more romantic.
約會只是更加浪漫
So, you love romance but not relationships?
所以，你愛浪漫但不要關系是嗎？
What's to love about something that only brings unhappiness?
為什么要愛只會帶來不快樂的東西？
It's just...It's just not natural.
那只是…只是不自然的
Do you know any happy couples?
你認識任何快樂的夫婦嗎？
All the time? No, but...
一直快樂嗎？沒有，但是…
I am happy all the time.
我一直很快樂
That's hot. Is she hot?
這樣很火辣，她很火辣嗎？
Doesn't matter. Her attitude is hot.
那不重要，她的態度是很火辣的
She could have three eyes, two butts and a tooth and I'd do her.
她可以有三個眼睛，兩個屁股 和一顆牙齒，我還是會上她
Hey, does this tie say "My client's guilty"?
嘿，這個會約束我說"我客戶有罪"嗎？
She's just...
她只不過…
Hey, when was the last time you had a good pastrami sandwich?
嘿，你最后一次吃一個 好的熏牛肉三明治是何時？
