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How about rent a billboard that says, "Let's bone"?
那租一面廣告牌，上面寫(xiě) "讓我們嘿咻吧"怎么樣？
Look, I am intrigued by this theory of hers.
看，我對(duì)她的這個(gè)理論很好奇
Or "You got nice hair".
或者寫(xiě)"?的頭發(fā)很漂亮"
My instincts are messed up and...
我的直覺(jué)一團(tuán)糟…
stat-wise my dump ratio is off the charts lately.
根據(jù)智慧統(tǒng)計(jì)表 我最近被甩的機(jī)率已破表了
Lately? No, you've always gotten burned.
只最近嗎？不，你總是被焚身
Remember in law school that chick who dumped you by fax?
記得在法律學(xué)校時(shí) 那小妞用傳真把你甩了？
Or the one who ditched you for a party clown?
或者是那個(gè)為了派對(duì)小丑 而拋棄你的那個(gè)？
- That's why I hate clowns. - I like balloon animals.
- 那就是我討厭小丑的原因 - 我喜歡動(dòng)物氣球
Especially giraffes.
特別是長(zhǎng)頸鹿
Hey, but with this chick, you can't get dumped.
嘿，但是和這個(gè)小妞，你不會(huì)被甩
You're so right. That's the beauty of it.
你真對(duì)，那正是美妙之處
We're both agreeing to end it after five dates.
我們都同意五次約會(huì)后就結(jié)束
I think I'm gonna try this...
我想我要試試這個(gè)…
see if I can come out without the usual intestine-twisting pain.
看看我能否脫身 而無(wú)通常的腸扭曲之痛
What, am I boring you? I sound like I'm on Oprah's couch?
怎樣，我讓你厭煩了嗎？ 我聽(tīng)起來(lái)像是奧普拉的沙發(fā)？
Man, Oprah is hot.
老兄，奧普拉很火辣
- Oops. - Uh-oh.
- 哎呀 - 噢噢
Here you go.
拿去吧
Hello. ?
好
- Hi. - Hey.
- 嗨 - 嘿
Don't you guys have something to do in the back?
你們不是在后面有事做嗎？
No.
沒(méi)有
Could you take these to that place that ordered them that day...
你能把這些拿到那個(gè) 那那天訂它們地方…
when they called on the phone to ask about them?
當(dāng)他們打電話(huà)來(lái)問(wèn)它們時(shí)？
