評論
打印
New cafeteria girl has a sexy thin eyebrows thing going on.
新來的自助餐廳女孩 有性感的細眉毛
All right, I'm gonna ask her out.
好，我會約她出去
You lucky moron, she just wants to have sex with you.
你這好運的白癡，她只想與你嘿咻
What? Don't be ridiculous.
什么？別荒謬了
Dude, trust me. Chicks love an assertive guy.
老兄，相信我，小妞喜歡有自信的人
Come on, try it for once.
來吧，就試一次嘛
I wanna have sex with you.
我想要與你嘿咻
Greg...
葛雷…
just because I don't believe in relationships...
就因為我不相信關(guān)系…
does not mean that I'm easy.
并不意味著我很隨便
If you are interested in spending some time with me, you may romance me.
如果你有興趣跟我一起 你可以追求我
Got it?
懂了嗎？
Okay.
懂了
Sorry.
抱歉
It's okay.
沒關(guān)系
Now...it just so happens, I am open for wooing.
現(xiàn)在…正巧，我是可以被追求的
Okay. What do I do? 好吧，
我該怎么做？
Well, anything.
嗯，任何事
Women appreciate any gesture of romance.
女人會喜歡任何浪漫的表示
I'm not a romantic.
我不是個浪漫的人
You broke into your ex's apartment with roses.
你帶著玫瑰闖進你前女友的公寓
I caught her in bed. 我在床上逮到她
You did? 你有嗎？
That was my fault. I'm sorry.
那是我的錯，對不起
- Back to this. - Okay.
- 回到這話題 - 好
Just put some effort into it.
只要投入些努力
Women like to be pursued.
女人喜歡被追求
I've been flown to Hawaii, I've had my name peed in the snow.
我曾經(jīng)飛到夏威夷去過 也曾經(jīng)把我的名字尿在雪地里
It all counts.
這些全都算數(shù)
Okay.
好吧
