How many men are gonna wake up in a cold sweat tomorrow?
有多少男人明早醒來時(shí)會嚇得一身冷?
They wait till the last moment they put if off...
他們一直等到最后一刻,他們拖延…
then they're on their way home and everything's closed...
等他們下班回家時(shí),所有店都關(guān)門了…
and they're panicking in a Seven-Eleven...
他們只好在7-11里陷入恐慌…
saying, "Do you have any chocolates in a heart shaped box?"
問:"你們有任何心形巧克力嗎?"
Yeah, my wife's gonna love my gut 'cause I'm more romantic?
是喔,我老婆會因?yàn)槲业睦寺?而更愛我的內(nèi)在嗎?
Yes.
是的
Less vitamins, okay?
少吃點(diǎn)維他命,好嗎?
Are my eyebrows holding up?
我的眉毛維持的還好吧?
Hey, will you do mine? I have date Number One tomorrow with a cute new guy.
嘿,你要幫我代班嗎?我明天 要和一個(gè)很帥的新對象第一次約會
- New guy! - Let me get you those roses.
- 新對象! - 我去幫你拿玫瑰
What happened to the other guy?
上次那個(gè)家伙怎么了?
- Five dates. - So it's over.
- 約會過五次了 - 所以結(jié)束了
- Ends it before the guy can. - Got the safety set on her heart.
- 必須在男生贏得她芳心前 - 把它結(jié)束掉
- That's a country song. - From her album, "Fear of Commitment".
- 有一首鄉(xiāng)村歌曲 - 她專輯里的"害怕承諾"
Hi. Guess what? I can hear you.
嘿,猜猜怎么著?我能聽到你們
It is not wrong that I want every day to be Valentine's Day.
我這樣每天都是情人節(jié),有什么錯(cuò)?
- No! - Here you go.
- 不! - 拿去吧
All right, you guys.
好了,各位
- For Annie. - Thank you, thank you, thank you.
- 給安妮的 - 謝謝,謝謝,謝謝
Dress up again for us tomorrow.
明天再為我們盛裝
- Yeah, maybe I'll wear deodorant. - Why start now?
- 好,也許我會噴除臭劑 - 何不現(xiàn)在就開始?
Have a nice day.
祝你有個(gè)愉快的一天
Okay, we've got to reorganize this fridge. Just move that over there...
好了,我們必須整理冰柜 把那些往那里移動…
move this over here. It's gonna be crazy in here tomorrow.
把這些往這里移動 明天這里會瘋掉的