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Oh, my God. That's who I like to say.
哦 天哪 那是我想說的人
Thank you, Charlie. Anna's for sure, right?
謝謝你 查理 安娜比較合適
She always been Jonathan's favorite. Maureen too.
她一直是喬納森的寵兒 莫林也是
You're right. Boring. Boring or no, Jonathan likes her.
是的 死氣沉沉 不管怎樣 喬納森喜歡她
Yeah, that only leaves one girl spot open.
那就剩下一個女孩的名額了
Emily. I don't think so. She's getting big.
艾米麗能入選 我想不會 她越來越胖
Jonathan hates big.
喬納森不喜歡胖的那種
It's just extra padding for the winter.
那是要儲藏脂肪過凍
You didn't get all done up like that to talk about ballet.
你跳芭蕾的時候更漂亮
Come on. What does she have that I don't?
過來 我對她欠缺什么
She can salsa. You call that salsa? Come on, Erik.
她能跳薩爾薩 你叫那薩爾薩 來 埃瑞克
We'll show them salsa. Get your asses up here.
示范一下什么叫薩爾薩 過來跳啊
What is that? That's not salsa. That is not salsa.
那是什么 不是薩爾薩 不是薩爾薩
Use the technique. Here we go, girl.
用技巧 我們來了 姑娘
Where are you from? Jersey. Me, I'm from Russia.
你們從那來的 新澤西 我從俄羅斯來
Yeah? What are you doing here? I'm a ballet dancer.
是嗎 在這干什么 跳芭蕾舞
So how do I do this exactly? You've never bowled before?
我怎么把求扔進去 你沒玩過這個嗎
No. Just roll it on down there.
沒有 把球滾進球道里就可以了
There's this jungle, and this elephant's walking. He steps on a thorn.
有只大象在叢林里行走 它踩上了荊棘
He's like, "That hurts." He sees a little mouse.
她感覺好疼啊 這時它看見了一只小老鼠
He goes, "Mouse, could you get the thorn out of my foot?"
它走上去說 老鼠先生 你能幫我把腳下的刺拔出來嗎
And the mouse goes, "No. You stepped on my uncle last week. No way."
老鼠說 不 不 你上次踩了我舅舅我還記得你呢
He goes, "Please, It really hurts."
大象說 求你了 我真的很疼 讓我做什么都行
Mouse goes, "Anything?" He says, "Yeah."
老鼠說什么都行，那好吧
So he takes out the thorn.
老鼠幫它拔了刺
The elephant feels so much better, and he says, "How can I repay you?"
大象感覺好多了 它說我怎么謝你呢
The mouse goes, "l want to have my way with you. You're sexy."
老鼠說 我想跟你做愛 你很性感
He did. And the elephant goes, "No."
它是這樣說的 大象說 不
He goes, "You promised." And he starts doing the elephant.
大象說 我想該結束了鬧劇該結束了
The elephant's like, "I'll let him finish. It's the right thing to do."
它說 你承諾過的 說這它就開始做愛
There's three monkeys in a tree.They see this mouse hump the elephant.
這時有三只猴子在樹上看見老鼠趴在大象身上
They pick up these coconuts and just start chucking them.
就撿起椰子砸他們兩
They hit the elephant in the head. The elephant goes, "Oh, my God, that hurts."
他們砸到了大象的頭 大象說 真疼啊
The mouse doesn't even stop. He says "Yeah. Take it all, bitch."
老鼠還是沒停說 忍著吧 笨蛋
Take it all! This is my kind of a mouse.
忍著點 就是這種老鼠
Why can't all dancing be this fun?
為什么不是跳所有的舞都這么開心
All dancing is this fun. Maybe for you.
所有的舞都會這么開心 也許你是
Russia, huh? So, what are you doing in New York?
俄羅斯的？ 那你來著做什么？
Mafia.You got.... I've got it.
黑手黨 你臉上…. 我幫你
Would it...be presumptuous to ask to come up?
請問我可以到你宿舍坐會嗎
Yeah. Plus, you're not allowed. Dorm rules.
不行，宿舍有規定
All right, so this is good night.I think so. Yeah. But not goodbye.
好吧，只有說晚安了 我想是的 但不代表不再見
No. No, not goodbye. I have to go. Good night.
不 不是不再見 我得走了 晚安
Guys, let's go to another club. I want to dance.
再去酒吧 我還想跳
All right, ma'am. Time to go. Taxi, taxi!
好的 出租車 出租車
You're sweaty. I don't mind, because you're sweet.
你出汗了我不會介意的，你很可愛
And so is your sweat. Sweet sweat.
汗也可愛
You are too. What? Sweet or sweaty? Both.
你也是 什么 出汗還是可愛 都是
