Monica:Oh, god, I am so spoiled. That's it!
哦,天呢,我被寵壞了。就是這樣。
Rachel:I shoplift.
我偷東西。
Monica:That was years ago, you had no idea that lipsticks was in your pocket. Did I tell you that I am so much cuter than I am?
那是多年前的事情了,你絕對想不到唇膏在你的口袋里。我告訴你們我比原來可愛多了嗎?
Rachel:And by the way, have I mentioned that back in high school, I was a cow?
對了,我有提過我的高中嗎?我在高中是只肥豬。
Monica:I used to wet my bed.
我經常尿床。
Rachel:I use my breasts to get other people's attention.
我以胸部吸引別人的注意。
Monica:We both do that!
我們都一樣。
Dr. Mitchell:Monica and Rachel's apartment. Err yeh, aayah, yeh, just one second... ah, Rachel, it's your dad.
Monica and Rachel的公寓, 等等,Rachel,是你爸。
Monica:Hi, Dad. No, no, it's me.listen, Dad, I can't talk right now, um, but there's something, um... there's something that I've been meaning to tell you...
爸?不,是我。聽著,爸爸,我不能立刻說,嗯,但是有些事,嗯,有件事我想跟你說。
Rachel:Would you excuse me for a second?
失陪一下。
Monica:Remember back in freshman year? Well, Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed.
記得我大一的時候嗎?我和Billy Dreskin 在你床上做愛。
Rachel:Daddy... Daddy... Daddy, why whyyy would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? His father tried to put you out of business! ...dead!
爸,我干嘛和Billy Dreskin 上床?他爸想害你倒閉。你死定了。
Monica:Hi, Rachel, are these your condoms?
嘿,Rachel,這些是你的保險套嗎?
Rachel:Oh, no, that was just Monica, she is drunk again.
哦,不,那是Monica,她又喝醉了。
Ross:Phoebe, I don't think "scrunchy" is a word.
我不認為“scrunchy”是一個詞。
Phoebe:Why not, if crunchy is a word,why scrunchy?
為什么不是,如果crunchy 是一個單詞,為什么 scrunchy不是呢?
Chandler:Okay, then I am using that same argument for "fligament".
好吧,那么說“fligament” 也是一個單詞了?
Monica:Ross, he's got the remote again.
Ross,他又拿遙控器了。
Ross:Good. Maybe he can switch it back.
很好,或許他能將功能變回來。
Ross:Maybe not.
或許不會。
Rachel:Okay, Daddy? That's the other line. Okay, no not even in my bedroom. Okay,okay, byebye.
好的,爸爸?那是另一條線。沒有沒有,也沒有在我的臥室里。好的,好的,再見。