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What are you doing? Nothing. I was just getting some lint off for you.
你干嘛？ 沒什么，幫你撿線頭
You were going for a feelski! All right, I' m sorry, but this is like the 23rd time we've made out already...
你偷襲我胸部 對不起，但我們已經這樣23次了……
...and they're getting blue. I know. I know. I mean, I really don't know.
我快憋壞了 我知道 我是說，我不知道
For me, it still feels like the first time. Okay, let's average it out then.
對我而言，這感覺還是第一次 那我們算平均值好了
It's the 23rd time for me and the first time for you. That's about our 12th time. Yeah?
這是我第23次，你第一次 那就算是我們的第12次 -是嗎？
Now, Hawaiian law clearly states after the 12th date... I' m entitled to unlimited boob access.
夏威夷法律規定約會12次后…… 我有權任意襲胸
Why didn't I meet you one day before the accident? You say that all the time.
我出事前一天能認識你就好了 你老愛說這句話
You want to meet a friend of mine? All right.
要不要去見我一個朋友？ 好了
Jocko, this is Lucy. Lucy, this is Jocko. Wow! Thank you. Nice to meet you.
這是露西，這是肥仔 謝謝你，真是幸會
He is awesome! He is so smart. Check this out. Jocko, what does the teapot do when the water's ready?
他真棒！他好聰明 你看著 肥仔，水壺燒好水會怎樣？
Very good. Can I ask him a question? Go ahead. Jocko...
很好 我能問他問題嗎？ 問吧 肥仔……
...do you think that Henry and I are ready to take our relationship... to the next level You sure about that?
你想亨利和我……可以有進一步的關系了嗎？ 你確定？
Do you think I should bring him into the other room... and take advantage of him? I saw that hand gesture.
你想我該帶他進房間……讓他占我便宜？ 我看到暗號了
- And I' m glad you did it. - Really? - Use that. - Oh, wow. Look! - Yeah. - They're...
-我很高興 -真的？ -用那個 -你看！ -是啊 -他們……
They're nodding in approval, I hope. They like you. Let me get them out of there.
他們在點頭 希望是表示滿意 他們很喜歡你，我叫他們走開
Mary-Kate, Ashley, get a life. Thank you. Sorry. - Oh, they're very nice, though. - Yeah, so are you. - Thank you. - My pleasure.
哼哈雙豚，去別的地方吧 -他們很好心 -你也是 -謝謝 -我的榮幸
Let me get you down slow. All right, I just wrote this, so go easy on me.
我慢慢的讓你躺下 我剛寫下這首歌，別太挑剔
The Hukilau was the place Where I first saw your face We liked each other right away
地點就是小吃店 我初次與你相遇 你我立即相傾心
But you didn't remember me The very next day Forgetful Lucy Has got a nice caboose-y I used to trick you into pulling Your car over so we could chat
但你隔天就忘了我 善忘的露西 前凸后翹好身材 我曾騙你停車跟你搭訕
But my favorite time was when you Beat the shit out of Ula with a bat And we drove up to see Dr. Keats And found out why Doug always Has to change his sheets
但我最愛的時刻 卻是你海扁芭樂那一次 還有我們去看醫生 發現了道格的秘密
Forgetful Lucy Cracked her head like Gary Busey But I still love her so Even if while I'm singing this song She's wishing I had Jocko the Walus' schlong
善忘的露西 腦袋天天重開機 但我還是深愛她 永遠不會離開她 就在我唱歌的當下 她還希望我跟胖仔一樣猛
Forgetful Lucy Her lips are so damn juicy How about another first kiss
善忘的露西 她的唇兒甜如蜜 再來一次初吻吧
Can't fall asleep. I'm not sleeping. I'm just closing my eyes.
睡不著 我沒睡 我只是閉個眼
Well, I' m gonna go downstairs then. No, no. I' m just resting. Lucy. Yeah. Will you marry me? Of course. Good.
那我下樓去吧 不要，我只是在休息 露西 什么事？ 你愿意嫁給我嗎？當然愿意 好
