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Joey: (on phone) Uh huh.. uh huh... oh my God! Okay! Okay, I'll be there! (He hangs up and to all.) That was my agent. (He tosses and catches the phone.) My agent has just gotten me a job...in the new Al Pacino movie!
恩哼……恩哼……哦我的天！好的！好的，我會去！那是我的經紀人。我的經紀人剛給我找了一個角色……在Al Pacino 的新片中！
All: Oh my God! Whoah!
哦，我的天！哇！
Monica: Well, what's the part?
恩，演什么？
Joey: Can you believe this? Al Pacino! This guy's the reason I became an actor! "I'm out of order? Pfeeeh. You're out of order! This whole courtroom's out of order!"
你會相信嗎？Al Pacino！就是因為他我才想當演員！“我亂來？呸，你才亂來！整個法庭都在亂來！”
Phoebe: Seriously, what-what's the part?
說正經的，是什么，你演什么？
Joey: "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!"
“就在我以為我已經出局的時候，他們又把我拽回去！”
Ross: C'mon, seriously, Joey, what's the part?
別這樣，說真的，Joey ，演什么？
Joey: ...I'm his (mumbles)
……我是他的
Rachel: You're, you're 'mah mah mah' what?
你是，你是“嘛嘛嘛”什么？
Joey: ...I'm his butt double. 'Kay? I play Al Pacino's butt. Alright? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt.
……我是他的臀部替身。行了吧？我演Al Pacino 的臀部，好了嗎？他進去淋浴，然后，我演他的臀部。
Monica: (trying not to laugh) Oh my God.
哦，我的天。
Joey: C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big!
別這樣，你們這些家伙。這可是一部真正電影，而且是Al Pacino 出演，是部大制作！
Chandler: Oh no, it's terrific, it's... it's... y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business.
哦不，這太棒了，這是……這是……要知道，這是你應得的，你奮斗了這么多年，終于可以躋身演藝圈了。
Joey: Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me!
好吧，好吧，好了！笑吧，我不在乎！這對我可是個重大機遇！
Ross: You're right, you're right, it is...So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?
你說得對，你說得對，確實是……那你會邀請我們大家去參加盛大的首映式嗎？
Monica: Alright, alright, alright...
來了，來了，來了……
Joey: Here. I need to borrow some moisturizer.
給。我想借點保濕乳液。
Monica: For what?
干什么用？
Joey: Whaddya think? Today's the big day! You got any tweezers? I think I have a rogue hair.
你認為呢？今天可是個大日子！你有鑷子嗎？我的頭發太亂了。
Monica: Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.
哦我的天。好的，去浴室吧，想用什么都可以，只是千萬別告訴我你在里面做什么。
Joey: Thank you!
謝了！
Chandler: Where's Joey? His mom's on the phone.
Joey呢？他媽媽打電話來了。
Monica: He's in the bathroom. I don't think you wanna go in there!
他在浴室。我想你最好別去！
Chandler: C'mon, we're roommates!
拜托，我們是室友！
My eyes!! My eyes!!
我的眼睛！我的眼睛！
Monica: I warned you...
我警告過你……
Rachel: Who is being loud?
誰在大喝大叫啊？
Chandler: Oh, that would be Monica. Hey, listen, I wanna borrow a coupla things, Aurora spent the night, I really wanna make her breakfast.
哦，可能是 Monica。嗨，聽著，我想借點東西，Aurora 在這兒過的夜，我是真想給她弄點早餐。
Monica: Oh, you got the whole night, huh?
哦，你們整晚都在一起，??？
Chandler: Yeah, well, I only have twenty minutes until Ethan, so, y'know..
對，恩，還剩20分鐘了就該 Ethan了，所以，你知道……
Rachel: Ooh, do I sense a little bit of resentment?
哦，我怎么覺得有點酸溜溜的？
Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. Oaky? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life?
不，沒有，相信我，這絕對值。好嗎？你知道在戀愛的時候，那些甜蜜的時刻會讓你終生難忘吧？
Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh...
恩，和 Aurora.在一起的每一秒鐘都是……而我剛剛卻浪費了35秒鐘跟你們這些人說話，所以，呃。
Monica, can you help me with the door?
Monica，能幫我開開門嗎？
Monica: Sure. Oh, um, Chandler? Y'know, the-the old Monica would-would remind you to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush...But I'm not gonna do that.
當然可以。哦，恩，Chandler？你知道，從前那個Monica可能會、可能會提醒你，刷洗有特弗龍的平底鍋的時候要用塑料刷子……不過我不會。
